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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I'm doing ,

Tea, instant coffee, water , juice.

And cheese or sausage or beans on toast or soup.

Fuck everything else.

I'm calling it Semen You and I. OR

OnToast

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What kind of soup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny

Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu

Great service

Great food

Great price

Will tell my friends

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Mmmmmm I think you are being rude but i'm going to pretend you are nice.

Should I change the soup daily to SOUP OF THE DAY or should I do the same every day or offer 5 flavours a day... ?

I haven't had my own cafe before

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny

Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu

Great service

Great food

Great price

Will tell my friends "

Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soup surprise? Get what you are given or get out

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Mmmmmm I think you are being rude but i'm going to pretend you are nice.

Should I change the soup daily to SOUP OF THE DAY or should I do the same every day or offer 5 flavours a day... ?

I haven't had my own cafe before"

No one ever does Soup of The Night, do they?

Could be a gap in the market there.

Could be your USP.

That and the Semen.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Soup surprise? Get what you are given or get out"

I fucking love it...... That's it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

In a market in London with my daughter once and we went to a cafe for breakfast rolls and his sign said ....

If you don't like my food eat elsewhere.

I wanted to marry him there n then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny

Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu

Great service

Great food

Great price

Will tell my friends

Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon"

Ooh fanks Granny, this is very cosy

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Mmmmmm I think you are being rude but i'm going to pretend you are nice.

Should I change the soup daily to SOUP OF THE DAY or should I do the same every day or offer 5 flavours a day... ?

I haven't had my own cafe before

No one ever does Soup of The Night, do they?

Could be a gap in the market there.

Could be your USP.

That and the Semen.

"

Haaaa haaaaaaaaaa I am copyrighting Soup of the Night ..... Just thought I am not working at night at my age...... so it's soup of the night during the day.

Look stupid there is NO semen. I KNEW you were being rude.

Semen YOU and I .......... Doh

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"In a market in London with my daughter once and we went to a cafe for breakfast rolls and his sign said ....

If you don't like my food eat elsewhere.

I wanted to marry him there n then."

Love that.

Went into a cafe in Lpool and the old fella running it said "I wish people would eat their food, drink their drink and then fuck off"

Fair enough!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny

Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu

Great service

Great food

Great price

Will tell my friends

Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon

Ooh fanks Granny, this is very cosy "

Have you read the menu dopey drawers ?

You can still eat it for free though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny

Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu

Great service

Great food

Great price

Will tell my friends

Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon

Ooh fanks Granny, this is very cosy

Have you read the menu dopey drawers ?

You can still eat it for free though."

I read it and ate it while I waited... oh sorry Granny, I thought you meant I could eat the menu

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny

Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu

Great service

Great food

Great price

Will tell my friends

Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon

Ooh fanks Granny, this is very cosy

Have you read the menu dopey drawers ?

You can still eat it for free though.

I read it and ate it while I waited... oh sorry Granny, I thought you meant I could eat the menu "

I don't like cooking bacon but for every review you do i'd keep a pack in the fridge and get someone to serve you through the window by the bins.... Like Maccies but with less finess.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What are your thoughts on condiments?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"What are your thoughts on condiments? "

I prefer the latex ones

Boom Boom !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rate you a 10/10 on trip advisor Granny

Great little Bijou bichon frise chic/bohemian cafe... Very avent garde with a forward thinking menu

Great service

Great food

Great price

Will tell my friends

Well you get to eat for free and get seconds ....... specially the bacon

Ooh fanks Granny, this is very cosy

Have you read the menu dopey drawers ?

You can still eat it for free though.

I read it and ate it while I waited... oh sorry Granny, I thought you meant I could eat the menu

I don't like cooking bacon but for every review you do i'd keep a pack in the fridge and get someone to serve you through the window by the bins.... Like Maccies but with less finess."

Oh wow! Treating me like Royalty now Granny.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Don't be silly! I am not asking you to ditch your family and move abroad OR eat in Pizza Express....... just leave a good review

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be silly! I am not asking you to ditch your family and move abroad OR eat in Pizza Express....... just leave a good review"

We will table for 2 please Granny, got a date and want to impress him

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Now just to be clear GC, is it proper cheese on toast or some kind of cheese toasty thing?

I've been caught that way before

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