FabSwingers.com forum: Pigs can’t look up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. You make my day sometimes

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

But they can have orgasms that last 30 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But they can have orgasms that last 30 minutes

Can they! Not sure I could cope with that! I’d pass out I reckon!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make good sarnies though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But they can have orgasms that last 30 minutes

I knew this!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

. You make my day sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They make good sarnies though

Leave them alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way."

I’d lay a blanket out for the pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way.

I’d lay a blanket out for the pig "

Just realised the pun

was trying to be lovely

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Oh poor piggies but on the bright side the food is on the ground.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh poor piggies but on the bright side the food is on the ground."

But the stars aren’t

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way.

I’d lay a blanket out for the pig

Just realised the pun

was trying to be lovely "

Ha ha. I think the pig would prefer a duvet. Then he won't be scared.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way.

I’d lay a blanket out for the pig

Just realised the pun

was trying to be lovely

Ha ha. I think the pig would prefer a duvet. Then he won't be scared."

Good thinking. And a wee pillow

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Cant they just lay on their backs ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cant they just lay on their backs ??"

No it’s impossible

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Cant they just lay on their backs ??

No it’s impossible "

Well fuck me , I never knew that.

And I'm a butcher

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"But they can have orgasms that last 30 minutes

So would you with a corkscrew cock !

Bleurrrrrrrrgh to that.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What would you feed your pet pig OP?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"Cant they just lay on their backs ??"

Wouldn’t all the money fall out if they were on their backs.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would you feed your pet pig OP? "

Anything they wanted

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What would you feed your pet pig OP?

Anything they wanted"

Is your nickname BrickTop ??

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

Love this post ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love this post ?? "

I’m glas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad. Damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if I had a pig

it would be bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you feed your pet pig OP? "

The creeps and weirdos..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

Aww bless xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can when they lie on their back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs can be heavy so dont break your back.

Nowadays literate pigs use internet to look up anything they want including stars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can’t look straight up but they can lift their head enough to see the sky especially wild ones as they have necks that aren’t as fat.

So they can easily see stars

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Of course they bloody can! I've seen Babe The Pig. He could look up!

You'll be telling me that was all CGI next

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

Am now missing my pigs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What would you feed your pet pig OP?

The creeps and weirdos.."

Which one am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it was a big pig you could push it over instead.

In a nice way."

And maybe tickle their tummies too.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Couldn't they just look in a puddle and see the reflection?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Or put a mirror on the ground for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

I'd make a bacon sandwich

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Pigs can be heavy so dont break your back.

Nowadays literate pigs use internet to look up anything they want including stars.

Skirts ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows cant walk downstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cows cant walk downstairs."

They can but it isn’t easy for them

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cows cant walk downstairs."

That's why they live in bungalows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

They can if they see a bucket...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

They do great side eyes tho..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

They can if they see a bucket..."

A bucket of what?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't they have smellyscopes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't they have smellyscopes?"

Not anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you didn't lift him up..would that make him a groundhog !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you didn't lift him up..would that make him a groundhog !"

Now he’s an uphog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

. You make my day sometimes

Nora was this you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. You make my day sometimes

Nora was this you?"

Haha I think it was!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

. You make my day sometimes

Nora was this you?

Haha I think it was!

I knew it, you looooove me

And I, love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. You make my day sometimes

Nora was this you?

Haha I think it was!

I knew it, you looooove me

And I, love you

. I rem_mber now. It was me lol

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

"If you didn't lift him up..would that make him a groundhog !

Now he’s an uphog"

Spiderpig on the simpsons movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see what you're trying to do... I'm not looking up to prove a point!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant they just lay on their backs ??

Wouldn’t all the money fall out if they were on their backs. "
this made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homers spider pig could look up, as it walked on the ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Homers spider pig could look up, as it walked on the ceiling.

"
dam you, I've got the song in my head now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they? "

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh"

Give them a nudge then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a pet pig once.. Didn't check to see if it could look up though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh

Give them a nudge then."

Then they’d be awake. And not sleeping on their side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh

Give them a nudge then.

Then they’d be awake. And not sleeping on their side"

Fuck she's good...

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars "

They can see the stars reflected in puddles. Not all puddles are muddy.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh

Give them a nudge then.

Then they’d be awake. And not sleeping on their side

Fuck she's good..."

Yup. No denying her logic there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell your pig your secrets .

It'll squeel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which makes me sad. They haven’t seen the stars. If I had a pet pig, I’d lift him up and show him the stars

I heard this before and felt sad, but then I had a thought... They often sleep on their sides, so they would have been able to see the stats wouldn't they?

They can’t see if they’re sleeping. Duh

Give them a nudge then.

Then they’d be awake. And not sleeping on their side

Fuck she's good...

Yup. No denying her logic there

I’m smart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinea pigs can look up.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guinea pigs can look up.....

And?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guinea pigs can look up.....

And?"

Down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I showed a pig the stars last night and today he can't rem_mber them.

I think he has hamnesia.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Pigs could look down into a reflection, and still see the stars.

Gotta work with what you’ve got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pigs could look down into a reflection, and still see the stars.

Gotta work with what you’ve got. "

And if it's cloudy ,I suppose they can buy an astonomy book from

Hamazon

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