FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Long profiles....

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I quite enjoy a read of a profile to get the vibe from the woman/couple I’m contacting... but I do often see line after line of ‘why don’t people read profiles’ or ‘if you bother to read my profile....’ & ‘ I know you’re not going to read this but...’. So my question is why do people write such long profile bio’s?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same reason you wrote this thread innit

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite enjoy a read of a profile to get the vibe from the woman/couple I’m contacting... but I do often see line after line of ‘why don’t people read profiles’ or ‘if you bother to read my profile....’ & ‘ I know you’re not going to read this but...’. So my question is why do people write such long profile bio’s? "

So when people write the standard lazy “Hey how are you, what you looking for we can just copy and paste

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Because they can. Your profile is essentially your shop front.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Because it's their profile and they have chosen to write it that way....is really the only answer to that question.

I enjoy a long profile that gives a flavour of someone more than "Looking to meet x,y,z type for sex"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not just what they look like.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d imagine you prefer a sort of average length profile

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe some people have got more than a one paragraph personality?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe some people have got more than a one paragraph personality?"

Also, this

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a bit long as I try to get across what Im about and after. Otherwise id be bombarded with the same repetitive questions. Still 99% do not read it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same reason you wrote this thread innit "

Which is....?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Maybe some people have got more than a one paragraph personality?"

Not me, I just waffle on about shit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a short profile and what is a long profile? Appreciate if you could elaborate a bit more. How many words is ideal?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Derby

Mines a bit short lol, I let my pics do the talking lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same reason you wrote this thread innit

Which is....?"

Nobody knows buddy, possibly through frustration and in a sense to make themselves feel better is my best guess?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is long because I’m overly verbose and I want people to be really clear that they are better off blocking me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d imagine you prefer a sort of average length profile "

Indeed. Average by name .....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite enjoy a read of a profile to get the vibe from the woman/couple I’m contacting... but I do often see line after line of ‘why don’t people read profiles’ or ‘if you bother to read my profile....’ & ‘ I know you’re not going to read this but...’. So my question is why do people write such long profile bio’s? "
its kind of pointless because if they are rants people stop reading and base whether they will message that profile on pics, if the profile is long because of wants basically the same if it shows some personality and is engaging i read it but in answer to your point a very long profile write up is pointless

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Maybe some people have got more than a one paragraph personality?

Not me, I just waffle on about shit. "

Your shit waffle makes Ailsa laugh

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same reason you wrote this thread innit

Which is....?

Nobody knows buddy, possibly through frustration and in a sense to make themselves feel better is my best guess? "

You know, like, when you use anything someone else chooses to do and tell them they're shit for doing it just in order to make yourself look superior n shiz?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Maybe some people have got more than a one paragraph personality?

Also, this "

Thumbs up for this

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like. "

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is short like me plus I was never very good at writing a essay

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

Im not in marketing ...but there is an optimum length and style of words that generally catches people's attention ..and they will digest

I do like reading longer quirky profiles tho

Obviously no matter what you write some people don't seem to read anything ..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a longer one but no one read it, so I deleted most of it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read "

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Our profile text is just a little flavour of who we are... if people like what they read and see they can get in touch. If not, no worries. There is no standard or rule. For the most part it is a reflection of the person or couple who writes it, so it will, inevitably, be varied. You’ll either be attracted by it your won’t x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading"

Do guys really wank over pics on here?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When I look at a profile several things will stop me from reading it. If I see that BDSM percentage list, if I see that the majority of the text is warnings about prosecuting me if I use their content, if the first sentence says "I know nobody will read this", if the first couple of sentences say things like "why won't anybody give us nice guys a chance and if it's more than about two paragraphs long. That's just me though, people should write what they want at any length they want

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is short like me plus I was never very good at writing a essay "

Hello there!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is a short profile and what is a long profile? Appreciate if you could elaborate a bit more. How many words is ideal? "

I would say short would be 100 words and a good solid long profile would be about 20-300 words. Sound ok?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I quite enjoy a read of a profile to get the vibe from the woman/couple I’m contacting... but I do often see line after line of ‘why don’t people read profiles’ or ‘if you bother to read my profile....’ & ‘ I know you’re not going to read this but...’. So my question is why do people write such long profile bio’s? "

I like reading a lengthy profile especially if a bit of humour is chucked it.

It helps you get a feel of how the person is.

I sometimes use the bio as a decider on whether I want to reply or not. Checking if wants are the same and secondly if they’ll bore me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?"

I dont, I use reddit

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Don’t mind them some are good but a Soon as I see the silly you don’t have my permission rubbish and the Sydney university disclaimer it’s an instant move on to the next one

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I look at a profile several things will stop me from reading it. If I see that BDSM percentage list, if I see that the majority of the text is warnings about prosecuting me if I use their content, if the first sentence says "I know nobody will read this", if the first couple of sentences say things like "why won't anybody give us nice guys a chance and if it's more than about two paragraphs long. That's just me though, people should write what they want at any length they want "
i read your pics a lot

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?"
i don't but it seems many do

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is short like me plus I was never very good at writing a essay "
wtite a few words on your bum I'll read it all day and all night

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?i don't but it seems many do "

Does anyone on this thread???

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is short like me plus I was never very good at writing a essay wtite a few words on your bum I'll read it all day and all night "

Lol I can't reach maybe you should write something on it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?i don't but it seems many do

Does anyone on this thread??? "
who knows but if you mean are your pics worthy of it...... as carlsberg would say 'probably'

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

People can write what they want as afterall it is their profile. I prefer ones that are straight to the point but everyone is different.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is short like me plus I was never very good at writing a essay wtite a few words on your bum I'll read it all day and all night

Lol I can't reach maybe you should write something on it "
an even better idea

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is long because I’m overly verbose and I want people to be really clear that they are better off blocking me."

Haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?i don't but it seems many do

Does anyone on this thread??? "
I've read your profile several times i know it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?"

If I wasn't so fucking lazy I would.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I quite enjoy a read of a profile to get the vibe from the woman/couple I’m contacting... but I do often see line after line of ‘why don’t people read profiles’ or ‘if you bother to read my profile....’ & ‘ I know you’re not going to read this but...’. So my question is why do people write such long profile bio’s? its kind of pointless because if they are rants people stop reading and base whether they will message that profile on pics, if the profile is long because of wants basically the same if it shows some personality and is engaging i read it but in answer to your point a very long profile write up is pointless "

I just see frustration by those who have written it... because most people aren’t reading it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?i don't but it seems many do

Does anyone on this thread??? who knows but if you mean are your pics worthy of it...... as carlsberg would say 'probably' "

Nooooooo I would much prefer people not wanking over my pics

That’s a out off for me.

I’m just wondering do people just perv or actually get off from pics (not videos)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is short like me plus I was never very good at writing a essay "

Direct and to the point works

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?i don't but it seems many do

Does anyone on this thread??? I've read your profile several times i know it "

Lol word for word???

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?

If I wasn't so fucking lazy I would."

That’s what I like to hear

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a longer one but no one read it, so I deleted most of it."

Dod it make a difference? :p

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our profile text is just a little flavour of who we are... if people like what they read and see they can get in touch. If not, no worries. There is no standard or rule. For the most part it is a reflection of the person or couple who writes it, so it will, inevitably, be varied. You’ll either be attracted by it your won’t x"

Too true... my main point to all this was that SOME of the long profiles spend a period of time morning about people not reading their profile.... I was just curious

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status "

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Got bored, innit *shrug*

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Our profile text is just a little flavour of who we are... if people like what they read and see they can get in touch. If not, no worries. There is no standard or rule. For the most part it is a reflection of the person or couple who writes it, so it will, inevitably, be varied. You’ll either be attracted by it your won’t x

Too true... my main point to all this was that SOME of the long profiles spend a period of time morning about people not reading their profile.... I was just curious "

Never pass up the opportunity for a good moan

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?"

I’m

Going to go with yes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)"

And we thank you kindly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is short like me plus I was never very good at writing a essay

Direct and to the point works "

Thank you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Got bored, innit *shrug*"

I’ve not read your profile

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is short like me plus I was never very good at writing a essay wtite a few words on your bum I'll read it all day and all night

Lol I can't reach maybe you should write something on it an even better idea "

Make sure it's not permanent ink won't you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I like to have a good read of a profile, it gives me insight to if I actually want to send a message or not - if they have taken the time to articulate what they are looking for or not this helps tailor the message to them specifically.

A little effort goes along way for better words.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People can write what they want as afterall it is their profile. I prefer ones that are straight to the point but everyone is different."

My judgment isn’t to say that people shouldn’t write a long profile, my point was more that if they are aware people don’t read them and them say it know you won’t read this but....’

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)

And we thank you kindly "

You had me at Espresso Martini Happy anniversary Xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?i don't but it seems many do

Does anyone on this thread??? "

I do read profiles! The more, the better!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?i don't but it seems many do

Does anyone on this thread??? who knows but if you mean are your pics worthy of it...... as carlsberg would say 'probably'

Nooooooo I would much prefer people not wanking over my pics

That’s a out off for me.

I’m just wondering do people just perv or actually get off from pics (not videos)"
i think some guys do yes an inanimate pic doesn't do it for me really but it lets you know what may be to come

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our profile text is just a little flavour of who we are... if people like what they read and see they can get in touch. If not, no worries. There is no standard or rule. For the most part it is a reflection of the person or couple who writes it, so it will, inevitably, be varied. You’ll either be attracted by it your won’t x

Too true... my main point to all this was that SOME of the long profiles spend a period of time morning about people not reading their profile.... I was just curious

Never pass up the opportunity for a good moan "

Ya Brits love a good moan :D

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)

And we thank you kindly

You had me at Espresso Martini Happy anniversary Xx"

Thank you We've been practicing making them during lockdown. Nailed it now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is short like me plus I was never very good at writing a essay wtite a few words on your bum I'll read it all day and all night

Lol I can't reach maybe you should write something on it an even better idea

Make sure it's not permanent ink won't you "
you're nota fan of tatts then?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is short like me plus I was never very good at writing a essay

Direct and to the point works

Thank you "

Thanks for the pics

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)

And we thank you kindly

You had me at Espresso Martini Happy anniversary Xx"

Are we drinking already? I’m in

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

Do people put more emphasis on the bio than the pics when deciding if they want to chat ...?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)

And we thank you kindly

You had me at Espresso Martini Happy anniversary Xx

Thank you We've been practicing making them during lockdown. Nailed it now "

I wouldn't mind nailing you!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is short like me plus I was never very good at writing a essay

Direct and to the point works

Thank you

Thanks for the pics "

Your welcome

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)

And we thank you kindly

You had me at Espresso Martini Happy anniversary Xx

Thank you We've been practicing making them during lockdown. Nailed it now "

Amazing! But without a taste test I won’t believe you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)

And we thank you kindly

You had me at Espresso Martini Happy anniversary Xx

Are we drinking already? I’m in "

Already? I haven’t stopped yet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)

And we thank you kindly

You had me at Espresso Martini Happy anniversary Xx

Thank you We've been practicing making them during lockdown. Nailed it now

I wouldn't mind nailing you! "

You clearly haven't read out profile

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)

And we thank you kindly

You had me at Espresso Martini Happy anniversary Xx

Thank you We've been practicing making them during lockdown. Nailed it now

Amazing! But without a taste test I won’t believe you "

Haha, drop us a line once social distancing ends

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)

And we thank you kindly

You had me at Espresso Martini Happy anniversary Xx

Thank you We've been practicing making them during lockdown. Nailed it now

I wouldn't mind nailing you!

You clearly haven't read out profile "

Not yet!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ours is medium long.

Others are short.

Some people have the patience and attention span to read them and others don't.

I'd rather read a long bio than most of it be taken up by the Sydney University nonsense and other 'legal' notices.

Each to their own, but we tend to make a judgement based on how well people articulate themselves and not

just what they look like.

Happy anniversary. If it is obvious someone has read your profile, does that improve their chance of their message being read

Trust me, we'll know if you've read it properly and not just looked at the status

I’m sure ( the happy anniversary wasn’t to show as if I’d read your profile, it was just to say Happy anniversary)

And we thank you kindly

You had me at Espresso Martini Happy anniversary Xx

Are we drinking already? I’m in

Already? I haven’t stopped yet "

Haha A&A will be busy after lockdown

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icoleAndLisaTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port


"I quite enjoy a read of a profile to get the vibe from the woman/couple I’m contacting... but I do often see line after line of ‘why don’t people read profiles’ or ‘if you bother to read my profile....’ & ‘ I know you’re not going to read this but...’. So my question is why do people write such long profile bio’s? "

Like I used to say at the beginning of mine: "This profile is like a penis. I play with it when I'm bored, and it usually gets bigger when I do."

I enjoy doing it. Sometimes in a sexual way. Bits of it are almost like I'm writing porn, and you can bet I'm typing mostly one handed. I tend to edit most of them out when I'm less revved up, though.

I know plenty just think TLDR, but I regularly get compliments on how it's an interesting, honest and descriptive read. So I leave it large for the benefit of the people who like it that way. Those who don't want to read all of it don't have to.

The way I see it, if someone's serious about meeting me, they're going to be spending at least half an hour getting ready and possibly travelling. So 5 minutes reading a profile is neither here nor there.

Within the first few lines, mine tells you that if you message me out of the blue for a go on my fucking machine, you're likely to get blocked. I still had 2 people message me asking exactly that, yesterday. It shows how few people bother to read profile text at all.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?i don't but it seems many do

Does anyone on this thread???

I do read profiles! The more, the better!"

That was me asking if anyone on the thread wanks over pics on fab lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?i don't but it seems many do

Does anyone on this thread???

I do read profiles! The more, the better!

That was me asking if anyone on the thread wanks over pics on fab lol "

Depends on the timing ....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is a short profile and what is a long profile? Appreciate if you could elaborate a bit more. How many words is ideal? "

Somewhere between War and Peace and a takeaway pizza menu?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight to the pics for a wank, fuck reading

Do guys really wank over pics on here?"

Not really, well apart from a select few and they know who they are!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wrote a long and a short version lol. Quick read at the top to get the main details. Then lots of info to try a attract good matches and save wasted time.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Short, long as long as it’s good.

Read a few long ones, there are some brilliant ones, as well as some ridiculously dull ones we don't get past the first sentence.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite enjoy a read of a profile to get the vibe from the woman/couple I’m contacting... but I do often see line after line of ‘why don’t people read profiles’ or ‘if you bother to read my profile....’ & ‘ I know you’re not going to read this but...’. So my question is why do people write such long profile bio’s? "

Cool story bro

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I used to get endless messages who didn't match my specific requirements so I wrote them on my profile. I used to reply to all my messages, often saying "sorry not my type etc" then they ask why... Just look at my profile

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the write up to fit neatly in my screen without me having to scroll, but accept that when you write there can be more you want to say that makes a profile long. I just stop reading if I'm bored

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

If you can wade through our novella then you deserve a response!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

My profile is long-ish I suppose. Bit of a babbler you see. And I tend to meander a bit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

My rule of thumb is. The bio needs to fit into one screen on my phone without having to scroll down to finish reading it. If I have to scroll down it’s too long.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

They people are important to many people, so if you aren't 1 of them, move on to someone else. Reading 1 word or all of it is a choice, it's not mandatory and they probably have little or no interest in someone who can't make the effort to get to know them.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We wrote a long and a short version lol. Quick read at the top to get the main details. Then lots of info to try a attract good matches and save wasted time."

Seems like a good approach my intrigue will surely take me for a read

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is quite long.

I think it describes me pretty well.

That's the crux of it.

I don't actually care if people read it or not.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is quite long.

I think it describes me pretty well.

That's the crux of it.

I don't actually care if people read it or not. "

Not long as mine! Wait, are we talking penis or profile!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I like the write up to fit neatly in my screen without me having to scroll, but accept that when you write there can be more you want to say that makes a profile long. I just stop reading if I'm bored "

Yours is perfect, it was your profile that initially attracted us

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like mines too long. It doesn't need that much information on there.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Short, long as long as it’s good.

Read a few long ones, there are some brilliant ones, as well as some ridiculously dull ones we don't get past the first sentence."

Yes I think that’s the issue... long dull moaning 1s

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I quite enjoy a read of a profile to get the vibe from the woman/couple I’m contacting... but I do often see line after line of ‘why don’t people read profiles’ or ‘if you bother to read my profile....’ & ‘ I know you’re not going to read this but...’. So my question is why do people write such long profile bio’s?

Thanks ..... bro

Cool story bro "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is quite long.

I think it describes me pretty well.

That's the crux of it.

I don't actually care if people read it or not. "

But you see, yours doesn’t involve moaning about people not reading it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top