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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Went in Boots earlier and asked for a packet of three and the lass serving said, "that'll be £2.50 plus tax," I replied, "you can fook off, I'll tie 'em on!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went in Boots earlier and asked for a packet of three and the lass serving said, "that'll be £2.50 plus tax," I replied, "you can fook off, I'll tie 'em on!" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went in and asked the guy behind the counter if they had cottonwool balls, he said "What you think we are, fookin' teddy bears?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Condoms need to be stretched before use to make it easier to get them on and with that in mind I walked into a fishmongers stretching one in preparation for later, and without thinking I said, "Pound a fillet, mate," to which he replied, "pound ya fookin don't!"

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

It's only the XL ones that are subject to tax as they are considered a luxury item - are you trying to impress us wishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked into B&Q today and some stupid bint asked me if I "wanted decking".....

....Fortunately I got the first punch in so that was the end of that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Two nuns in the bath one says wears the soap the other says it does doesnt it

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Two nuns in the bath one says wears the soap the other says it does doesnt it"
my favourite joke from school days

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Two nuns in the bath one says wears the soap the other says it does doesnt itmy favourite joke from school days"

Its the only joke i know lol

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"Condoms need to be stretched before use to make it easier to get them on and with that in mind I walked into a fishmongers stretching one in preparation for later, and without thinking I said, "Pound a fillet, mate," to which he replied, "pound ya fookin don't!" "

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Mother superior to the nuns, Lights out candles out

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By *ratsweetkittensWoman
over a year ago

stalybridge

Went to the optitions today for an new glasses and guess who I bumped into ?

Everybody !

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