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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Okay it's Sunday in Lockdown and we probably all have a bit of cabin fever going on so let's see if we can cheer each other up,

Post a joke, have a flirt, have a chat. Whatever you like but no lurker's, come say hello (we don't bite) If you're having a bad day,let us help.

Cake and cuddles are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello sparkles, please may we have some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any custard going with the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

I'm ok. Roll on bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay it's Sunday in Lockdown and we probably all have a bit of cabin fever going on so let's see if we can cheer each other up,

Post a joke, have a flirt, have a chat. Whatever you like but no lurker's, come say hello (we don't bite) If you're having a bad day,let us help.

Cake and cuddles are available

Can you tell me more about the cake please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello sparkles, please may we have some cake

Evening, of course. It's in the corner, help yourselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake"

Yep, it's in a dish next to the cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

I'm ok. Roll on bedtime

I know that feeling xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay it's Sunday in Lockdown and we probably all have a bit of cabin fever going on so let's see if we can cheer each other up,

Post a joke, have a flirt, have a chat. Whatever you like but no lurker's, come say hello (we don't bite) If you're having a bad day,let us help.

Cake and cuddles are available

Can you tell me more about the cake please? "

Go have a look for yourself, get me a bit while your there please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Yep, it's in a dish next to the cake"

I feel like we need food labels

come on everyone dig in the buffet

I will be tucked in the corner on comfy bean bag. Anyone passing with extra snacks might be robbed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

Oh lala. Nice angle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Yep, it's in a dish next to the cake

I feel like we need food labels

come on everyone dig in the buffet

I will be tucked in the corner on comfy bean bag. Anyone passing with extra snacks might be robbed. "

Haha! Try not to mug the guest's Rose

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Lurking is good though sparkles. It stops people (I mean me) making a tit of themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Yep, it's in a dish next to the cake

I feel like we need food labels

come on everyone dig in the buffet

I will be tucked in the corner on comfy bean bag. Anyone passing with extra snacks might be robbed.

Haha! Try not to mug the guest's Rose

I am going to strip them at most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay it's Sunday in Lockdown and we probably all have a bit of cabin fever going on so let's see if we can cheer each other up,

Post a joke, have a flirt, have a chat. Whatever you like but no lurker's, come say hello (we don't bite) If you're having a bad day,let us help.

Cake and cuddles are available

Can you tell me more about the cake please?

Go have a look for yourself, get me a bit while your there please?

There’s nothing you’d like, I think you should have a cuddle instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all you little cuties x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lurking is good though sparkles. It stops people (I mean me) making a tit of themselves

But everyone likes tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Yep, it's in a dish next to the cake"

Fantastic I'm here to stay then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lurking is good though sparkles. It stops people (I mean me) making a tit of themselves

But everyone likes tits

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Can I get in on this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Can I get in on this?"

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm cake what sort of cake do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Can I get in on this?

Cheeky

Is that a yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lurking is good though sparkles. It stops people (I mean me) making a tit of themselves

You can't make a tit of yourself here, it's not possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Yep, it's in a dish next to the cake

I feel like we need food labels

come on everyone dig in the buffet

I will be tucked in the corner on comfy bean bag. Anyone passing with extra snacks might be robbed.

Haha! Try not to mug the guest's Rose

I am going to strip them at most

I'll help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay it's Sunday in Lockdown and we probably all have a bit of cabin fever going on so let's see if we can cheer each other up,

Post a joke, have a flirt, have a chat. Whatever you like but no lurker's, come say hello (we don't bite) If you're having a bad day,let us help.

Cake and cuddles are available

Can you tell me more about the cake please?

Go have a look for yourself, get me a bit while your there please?

There’s nothing you’d like, I think you should have a cuddle instead

I'm good with that

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Ahem! Whatever she gets I should get too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello all you little cuties x"

Evening Dan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lurking is good though sparkles. It stops people (I mean me) making a tit of themselves

But everyone likes tits

This

Seconded

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Lurking is good though sparkles. It stops people (I mean me) making a tit of themselves

You can't make a tit of yourself here, it's not possible

Never underestimate my power to be titish lol

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By *tarlink12Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Oofftt!!!!! Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone x hope you’re all having a relaxed Sunday x

Sparkles, I’m not one for cake, so someone else can have my slice, but definitely up for the cuddles

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Lurking is good though sparkles. It stops people (I mean me) making a tit of themselves

But everyone likes tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Yep, it's in a dish next to the cake

I feel like we need food labels

come on everyone dig in the buffet

I will be tucked in the corner on comfy bean bag. Anyone passing with extra snacks might be robbed.

Haha! Try not to mug the guest's Rose

I am going to strip them at most

I'll help

Let's wrap it up as a messy photo booth. Food fight will require a clean up after photo session. Good excuse as any

any photographers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmm cake what sort of cake do tell

Chocolate, red velvet, Carrot and Coffee and Walnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Ahem! Whatever she gets I should get too

I think we should all get it to be totally honest..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Ahem! Whatever she gets I should get too

I'm special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lurking is good though sparkles. It stops people (I mean me) making a tit of themselves

But everyone likes tits

This

Seconded"

Sold. We can all be tits.

First item of the agenda ticked off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lurking is good though sparkles. It stops people (I mean me) making a tit of themselves

You can't make a tit of yourself here, it's not possible

Never underestimate my power to be titish lol"

Well you carry on my friend, I've got your back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Lurking is good though sparkles. It stops people (I mean me) making a tit of themselves

You can't make a tit of yourself here, it's not possible

Never underestimate my power to be titish lol

Well you carry on my friend, I've got your back

Cheers sparkles, I knew I could count on you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Ahem! Whatever she gets I should get too

I'm special

I know this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello everyone x hope you’re all having a relaxed Sunday x

Sparkles, I’m not one for cake, so someone else can have my slice, but definitely up for the cuddles

xx"

Evening Gorgeous

Come snuggle up with me for a bit xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in"

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone x hope you’re all having a relaxed Sunday x

Sparkles, I’m not one for cake, so someone else can have my slice, but definitely up for the cuddles

Evening Gorgeous

Come snuggle up with me for a bit xx"

Thank you lovely, snuggling up to you now xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Yep, it's in a dish next to the cake

I feel like we need food labels

come on everyone dig in the buffet

I will be tucked in the corner on comfy bean bag. Anyone passing with extra snacks might be robbed.

Haha! Try not to mug the guest's Rose

I am going to strip them at most

I'll help

Let's wrap it up as a messy photo booth. Food fight will require a clean up after photo session. Good excuse as any

any photographers?

Perfect idea! Must be some somewhere. Show yourselves

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Eveninggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Yep, it's in a dish next to the cake

I feel like we need food labels

come on everyone dig in the buffet

I will be tucked in the corner on comfy bean bag. Anyone passing with extra snacks might be robbed.

Haha! Try not to mug the guest's Rose

I am going to strip them at most

I'll help

Let's wrap it up as a messy photo booth. Food fight will require a clean up after photo session. Good excuse as any

any photographers?

Perfect idea! Must be some somewhere. Show yourselves

I love sploshing shoots!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Haha! You'll break his heart. Can I put it in you instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello everyone x hope you’re all having a relaxed Sunday x

Sparkles, I’m not one for cake, so someone else can have my slice, but definitely up for the cuddles

Evening Gorgeous

Come snuggle up with me for a bit xx

Thank you lovely, snuggling up to you now xx"

Perfect, you're a good cuddler xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eveninggg

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Yep, it's in a dish next to the cake

I feel like we need food labels

come on everyone dig in the buffet

I will be tucked in the corner on comfy bean bag. Anyone passing with extra snacks might be robbed.

Haha! Try not to mug the guest's Rose

I am going to strip them at most

I'll help

Let's wrap it up as a messy photo booth. Food fight will require a clean up after photo session. Good excuse as any

any photographers?

Perfect idea! Must be some somewhere. Show yourselves

I love sploshing shoots!! xx"

I forgot you were a photographer! Yay!!!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Haha! You'll break his heart. Can I put it in you instead?

Sounds like a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone x hope you’re all having a relaxed Sunday x

Sparkles, I’m not one for cake, so someone else can have my slice, but definitely up for the cuddles

Evening Gorgeous

Come snuggle up with me for a bit xx

Thank you lovely, snuggling up to you now xx

Perfect, you're a good cuddler xx"

Thank you x can I have cuddles off Sophie too? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I bring my bed? Happy to share it just haven't the energy to get up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too much of the cabin fever as I have been working but having a small wobble about when 'the end'of this will be. Is there anything stronger than cake here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I bring my bed? Happy to share it just haven't the energy to get up

Of course you can lovely, plenty of room. We'll get you some cake and a cuppa if you'd like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not too much of the cabin fever as I have been working but having a small wobble about when 'the end'of this will be. Is there anything stronger than cake here

There's booze

Gin, Rum, Beer and some other bits.

Hugs for the wobble xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not too much of the cabin fever as I have been working but having a small wobble about when 'the end'of this will be. Is there anything stronger than cake here

There's booze

Gin, Rum, Beer and some other bits.

Hugs for the wobble xx

Stick it all in one big jug I will have the lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I bring my bed? Happy to share it just haven't the energy to get up

Of course you can lovely, plenty of room. We'll get you some cake and a cuppa if you'd like? "

Just some fruit squash if that would be ok.

I shall be watching PoF and Sophie discussing getting it in with a wry smile on my face

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I've got all dressed up but nowhere to go !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not too much of the cabin fever as I have been working but having a small wobble about when 'the end'of this will be. Is there anything stronger than cake here

There's booze

Gin, Rum, Beer and some other bits.

Hugs for the wobble xx

Stick it all in one big jug I will have the lot.

xx"

Done

there's also a huge comfy chair you may want to stay near incase you need to sit down

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Hi everyone. Hope you’re all doing ok.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Evening all, I’m feeling rather quiet this evening. I may just park my arse in a chair and enjoy watching you all mingle. But feel free to come over for a chat. Cake and x-rated pics will be gratefully received

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I bring my bed? Happy to share it just haven't the energy to get up

Of course you can lovely, plenty of room. We'll get you some cake and a cuppa if you'd like?

Just some fruit squash if that would be ok.

I shall be watching PoF and Sophie discussing getting it in with a wry smile on my face

Of course

Haha! Good choice for people watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone. Hope you’re all doing ok.

I was thinking about you the other day. Hope you're ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not too much of the cabin fever as I have been working but having a small wobble about when 'the end'of this will be. Is there anything stronger than cake here

There's booze

Gin, Rum, Beer and some other bits.

Hugs for the wobble xx

Stick it all in one big jug I will have the lot.

Done

there's also a huge comfy chair you may want to stay near incase you need to sit down

I will bring my bucket

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

Yep, you're smaller than me so if you want to wrestle over it then be my guest

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

"Hi everyone. Hope you’re all doing ok.

I was thinking about you the other day. Hope you're ok"

Aww. I’m all good thanks. Hope you are too

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Sparkles.

. I have Prosecco, strawberries and I’m also available for hugs or spooning.

I hope everyone’s had a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey sparkles and all you other lovely people just a quick hi and a hug for you all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

Yep, you're smaller than me so if you want to wrestle over it then be my guest

Sparkles didn‘t mention wrestling, must have wanted to keep that one to herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello all you little cuties x"

What about us big cuties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

Yep, you're smaller than me so if you want to wrestle over it then be my guest

Stronger than I look

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy puts his hand up. "Miss," he says. "Would you do anal?"

"I beg your pardon?" says his teacher.

"I mean, would you take it up the arse miss?"

His teacher explodes. "You just stay behind and see me after school young man!"

"Good," beams Jimmy. "I was hoping you would."????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake"

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jimmy puts his hand up. "Miss," he says. "Would you do anal?"

"I beg your pardon?" says his teacher.

"I mean, would you take it up the arse miss?"

His teacher explodes. "You just stay behind and see me after school young man!"

"Good," beams Jimmy. "I was hoping you would."????"

Hahaha!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

What did the elephant ask the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Ahem! Whatever she gets I should get too

I think we should all get it to be totally honest..

So I should put them on here then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

Yep, you're smaller than me so if you want to wrestle over it then be my guest

Sparkles didn‘t mention wrestling, must have wanted to keep that one to herself

Sparkles didn't know, wanna wrestle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Ahem! Whatever she gets I should get too

I'm special

I know this

You're both special

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Ahem! Whatever she gets I should get too

I think we should all get it to be totally honest..

So I should put them on here then

There goes my special pics

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"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

Yep, you're smaller than me so if you want to wrestle over it then be my guest

Sparkles didn‘t mention wrestling, must have wanted to keep that one to herself

Sparkles didn't know, wanna wrestle?

Let me finish my cake first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are parents so bad at discussing sex with their kids?

When I was ten-years-old, I saw two dogs shagging in the street and asked my Mum what they were doing.

"Dancing," she replied.

The first school disco I went to, I got fucking expelled!!.

????????????

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Why are parents so bad at discussing sex with their kids?

When I was ten-years-old, I saw two dogs shagging in the street and asked my Mum what they were doing.

"Dancing," she replied.

The first school disco I went to, I got fucking expelled!!.

????????????"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

Yep, you're smaller than me so if you want to wrestle over it then be my guest

Sparkles didn‘t mention wrestling, must have wanted to keep that one to herself

Sparkles didn't know, wanna wrestle?

Let me finish my cake first

Good plan, I need some cake

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are parents so bad at discussing sex with their kids?

When I was ten-years-old, I saw two dogs shagging in the street and asked my Mum what they were doing.

"Dancing," she replied.

The first school disco I went to, I got fucking expelled!!.

????????????"

Haha!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Hi everyone. Hope you’re all doing ok.

I was thinking about you the other day. Hope you're ok"

I can see why

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over a year ago

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Thank you

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why are parents so bad at discussing sex with their kids?

When I was ten-years-old, I saw two dogs shagging in the street and asked my Mum what they were doing.

"Dancing," she replied.

The first school disco I went to, I got fucking expelled!!.

????????????"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are parents so bad at discussing sex with their kids?

When I was ten-years-old, I saw two dogs shagging in the street and asked my Mum what they were doing.

"Dancing," she replied.

The first school disco I went to, I got fucking expelled!!.

????????????

D."

Evening D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

Yep, you're smaller than me so if you want to wrestle over it then be my guest

Sparkles didn‘t mention wrestling, must have wanted to keep that one to herself

Sparkles didn't know, wanna wrestle?

Oooo! Can I take pics? Can provide the stockings if you don’t want to rip yours, haha x Sophie, i have ones for gorgeous ladies with long legs

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"This

Yay, queenie

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

Yep, you're smaller than me so if you want to wrestle over it then be my guest

Stronger than I look

Bring it on

Hahaaa same here PoF so whenever you're ready pussyboy

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why are parents so bad at discussing sex with their kids?

When I was ten-years-old, I saw two dogs shagging in the street and asked my Mum what they were doing.

"Dancing," she replied.

The first school disco I went to, I got fucking expelled!!.

????????????

Evening D

Good evening Sparkles

I did have a joke but that dancing one made me forget

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This

I can't help myself, I'm a cow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

Yep, you're smaller than me so if you want to wrestle over it then be my guest

Sparkles didn‘t mention wrestling, must have wanted to keep that one to herself

Sparkles didn't know, wanna wrestle?

Oooo! Can I take pics? Can provide the stockings if you don’t want to rip yours, haha x Sophie, i have ones for gorgeous ladies with long legs

xx"

Please do. Mine are probably already ripped to be fair, I'll just be bared legged later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

Yep, you're smaller than me so if you want to wrestle over it then be my guest

Sparkles didn‘t mention wrestling, must have wanted to keep that one to herself

Sparkles didn't know, wanna wrestle?

Oooo! Can I take pics? Can provide the stockings if you don’t want to rip yours, haha x Sophie, i have ones for gorgeous ladies with long legs

xx"

You can take as many pics as you like of PoF being pinned down, he wont get a chance to ladder my stockings but bring yours for you to wear while you are in my corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are parents so bad at discussing sex with their kids?

When I was ten-years-old, I saw two dogs shagging in the street and asked my Mum what they were doing.

"Dancing," she replied.

The first school disco I went to, I got fucking expelled!!.

????????????

Evening D

Good evening Sparkles

I did have a joke but that dancing one made me forget

D."

Haha! We'll let you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Ahem! Whatever she gets I should get too

I think we should all get it to be totally honest..

So I should put them on here then

There goes my special pics

Totally not going to put them on here, I'll send you some later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous. "

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did the elephant ask the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing?"

That made me chuckle

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ve got trifle.

(Yep, all of it!)

Good evening all x

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Hello there. Lovely thread OP, though you wouldn't want my cake that I made today. For some unknown bizzarre reason it turned out green-ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey sexy

Hope everyone is feeling good

Hey gorgeous

Just fabbed your new pic, you're too good to me

I'll send you the x rated version if you like

Ahem! Whatever she gets I should get too

I think we should all get it to be totally honest..

So I should put them on here then

There goes my special pics

Totally not going to put them on here, I'll send you some later

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I’ve got trifle.

(Yep, all of it!)

Good evening all x"

Is it a sherry trifle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Would love to. Someone has trifle.... fancy an Eton Mess though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pizza and gin please! The only KFC that's open around here is just too far to deliver

There's booze at the bar. Pizza order going in soon ask PoF when he's putting it in

PoF is not putting it in no matter how nicely he asks me

Really? Are you sure about that?

Yep, you're smaller than me so if you want to wrestle over it then be my guest

Sparkles didn‘t mention wrestling, must have wanted to keep that one to herself

Sparkles didn't know, wanna wrestle?

Oooo! Can I take pics? Can provide the stockings if you don’t want to rip yours, haha x Sophie, i have ones for gorgeous ladies with long legs

You can take as many pics as you like of PoF being pinned down, he wont get a chance to ladder my stockings but bring yours for you to wear while you are in my corner

Yay!! Always in your corner babe. I’ll try not to be too obviously biased as I’m cheering you on, and I’m zooming in on PoF’s look of defeat...I mean, show a professional attitude

(I’ll make sure I have “Team Sophie” rhinestoned on the back of my knickers so it’s not too obvious xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello there. Lovely thread OP, though you wouldn't want my cake that I made today. For some unknown bizzarre reason it turned out green-ish

Evening, Thank you

what was it meant to be?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Would love to. Someone has trifle.... fancy an Eton Mess though

Yes! Although I have fresh strawberries for my dessert tonight

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Hello there. Lovely thread OP, though you wouldn't want my cake that I made today. For some unknown bizzarre reason it turned out green-ish

Evening, Thank you

what was it meant to be? "

Sticky toffee pudding. Made it before and it was lush. Not today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got trifle.

(Yep, all of it!)

Good evening all x"

Evening, I don't like trifle but thanks for the contribution, much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone!

Any cake left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Would love to. Someone has trifle.... fancy an Eton Mess though

Yes! Although I have fresh strawberries for my dessert tonight

Delicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello there. Lovely thread OP, though you wouldn't want my cake that I made today. For some unknown bizzarre reason it turned out green-ish

Evening, Thank you

what was it meant to be?

Sticky toffee pudding. Made it before and it was lush. Not today!"

Oh dear

Have a gin instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi everyone!

Any cake left?

Erm....I'd check the table, Rose was mugging people for cake and clothes earlier

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Would love to. Someone has trifle.... fancy an Eton Mess though

Yes! Although I have fresh strawberries for my dessert tonight

Delicious

Fresh from a farm shop this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Would love to. Someone has trifle.... fancy an Eton Mess though

Yes! Although I have fresh strawberries for my dessert tonight

Delicious

Fresh from a farm shop this morning

Yum!

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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You had me at cake

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Would love to. Someone has trifle.... fancy an Eton Mess though

Yes! Although I have fresh strawberries for my dessert tonight

Delicious

Fresh from a farm shop this morning

Yum! "

Are you jealous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Would love to. Someone has trifle.... fancy an Eton Mess though

Yes! Although I have fresh strawberries for my dessert tonight

Delicious

I will just have some strawberries thanks E

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Okay it's Sunday in Lockdown and we probably all have a bit of cabin fever going on so let's see if we can cheer each other up,

Post a joke, have a flirt, have a chat. Whatever you like but no lurker's, come say hello (we don't bite) If you're having a bad day,let us help.

Cake and cuddles are available

Can I have some special cream drizzled onto my cake please? Happy to eat from BetweenTheThighs Café! My tip is is cuddles afterwards!?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Would love to. Someone has trifle.... fancy an Eton Mess though

Yes! Although I have fresh strawberries for my dessert tonight

Delicious

I will just have some strawberries thanks E "

Well they are mine!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I’ve got trifle.

(Yep, all of it!)

Good evening all x

Is it a sherry trifle?"

No, I’m not keen on sherry, since an unfortunate experience when I was 15.

I drank a bottle of it.

Even the slightest whiff of it makes me heave!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I’ve got trifle.

(Yep, all of it!)

Good evening all x

Is it a sherry trifle?

No, I’m not keen on sherry, since an unfortunate experience when I was 15.

I drank a bottle of it.

Even the slightest whiff of it makes me heave!

Oh dear, a mate of mine from cadets drank a whole bottle of port in about 3 hours. He was very poorly lol

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Bring your bed but dont expect to get any sleep

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I’ve got trifle.

(Yep, all of it!)

Good evening all x

Evening, I don't like trifle but thanks for the contribution, much appreciated

That’s lucky, because I wasn’t offering to share it

Great, friendly thread, Sparkles xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Bring your bed but dont expect to get any sleep

Oh my lord Sophie I meant to put Sparkles but I know you are lovely enough that you would let me bring my bed too. I am poorly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Would love to. Someone has trifle.... fancy an Eton Mess though

Yes! Although I have fresh strawberries for my dessert tonight

Delicious

I will just have some strawberries thanks E

Well they are mine!

Yeah but you jumped on my Eton Mess

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Would love to. Someone has trifle.... fancy an Eton Mess though

Yes! Although I have fresh strawberries for my dessert tonight

Delicious

I will just have some strawberries thanks E

Well they are mine!

Yeah but you jumped on my Eton Mess

I thought it looked nice covering my bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If and when this thread gets to 175, will fab implode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Would love to. Someone has trifle.... fancy an Eton Mess though

Yes! Although I have fresh strawberries for my dessert tonight

Delicious

I will just have some strawberries thanks E

Well they are mine!

Yeah but you jumped on my Eton Mess

I thought it looked nice covering my bits

Possibly

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

Is there a slice of walnut cake left Sparkles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If and when this thread gets to 175, will fab implode?"

I’m hoping there will be a sequel

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

These strawberries are delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Hahahaha Happy Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got trifle.

(Yep, all of it!)

Good evening all x

Evening, I don't like trifle but thanks for the contribution, much appreciated

That’s lucky, because I wasn’t offering to share it

Great, friendly thread, Sparkles xx"

Haha! Fair play!

I try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Hahahaha Happy Sunday!

Hahahaha!!!!!!!

Happy Sunday Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

Is there a slice of walnut cake left Sparkles?"

Of course

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Bring your bed but dont expect to get any sleep

Oh my lord Sophie I meant to put Sparkles but I know you are lovely enough that you would let me bring my bed too. I am poorly

Haha! Bless you. It's okay, Sophie and I like to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"These strawberries are delicious

I’m glad you like them. You’re not drinking Prosecco?

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If and when this thread gets to 175, will fab implode?

I’m hoping there will be a sequel

If it's asked for it will happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"These strawberries are delicious

I’m glad you like them. You’re not drinking Prosecco?"

Ewww, Italy's answer to champagne. Champagne is bad enough

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

Can I watch?

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over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Bring your bed but dont expect to get any sleep

Oh my lord Sophie I meant to put Sparkles but I know you are lovely enough that you would let me bring my bed too. I am poorly

Haha! Bless you. It's okay, Sophie and I like to share

I know we will have to get you a joint name but I am struggling to merge Sparkles and Sophie apart from Sparkie or Soples

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

See if there's any ice cream around while you're looking

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"These strawberries are delicious

I’m glad you like them. You’re not drinking Prosecco?

Ewww, Italy's answer to champagne. Champagne is bad enough

Ok, more strawberries for you then.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"These strawberries are delicious

I’m glad you like them. You’re not drinking Prosecco?

Ewww, Italy's answer to champagne. Champagne is bad enough

Ok, more strawberries for you then.

Yay! But not too many, I dont want kidney stones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

Can I watch?"

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

Got the cream, where do you want it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any custard going with the cake

Wtf? Custard with cake? Nooooooo. Custard with puddings. Cream with cake.

I knew I could rely on someone to come along and say that. I should have known it would be you gorgeous.

Hello lovely. Someone has to talk sense.

Indeed. Sophie let me bring my bed to the party so you can take a seat if you want

Bring your bed but dont expect to get any sleep

Oh my lord Sophie I meant to put Sparkles but I know you are lovely enough that you would let me bring my bed too. I am poorly

Haha! Bless you. It's okay, Sophie and I like to share

I know we will have to get you a joint name but I am struggling to merge Sparkles and Sophie apart from Sparkie or Soples

Hahahaha!!!!!! That really made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

See if there's any ice cream around while you're looking

Ooo! Good idea

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

Can I watch?

Sure

Get in there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

Got the cream, where do you want it? "

All over Give me a Reason's naked body

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

Got the cream, where do you want it?

All over Give me a Reason's naked body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

Got the cream, where do you want it?

All over Give me a Reason's naked body

Don’t you want any?

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

Got the cream, where do you want it?

All over Give me a Reason's naked body

This escalated quickly

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Hello there. Lovely thread OP, though you wouldn't want my cake that I made today. For some unknown bizzarre reason it turned out green-ish

Evening, Thank you

what was it meant to be?

Sticky toffee pudding. Made it before and it was lush. Not today!

Oh dear

Have a gin instead

Pouring one for you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be continued..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had me at cake

Come share a piece with me

I'm not usually very good at sharing food but I will with you lovely lady

Can I eat it off of you?

Who could refuse an offer like that

Well I was hoping you wouldn't, I'm going to find some spray cream to go with the cake and you

Got the cream, where do you want it?

All over Give me a Reason's naked body

This escalated quickly

No time to be wasted in the busy lives we all lead at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey lady..any cake left..rather partial to lemon drizzle and I ve a big hug and a little tipple

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