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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And men, when you’re shitting...

When you’re finished, do you pull up your pants then your trousers, or do you pull them up at the same time?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Pants first and make sure they are comfy, then trousers.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Same time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pants first and make sure they are comfy, then trousers."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knickers first. Unless I’m out and they’re playing a good song that I like and I absolutely need to dance to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same time."

I just tried it and my pants got twisted and it wasn’t comfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trousers first then my pants

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trousers first then my pants"

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By *outhman15Man
over a year ago

southampton

Yes got to be 1 at a time to get comfy and adjusted to the right position

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"Same time.

I just tried it and my pants got twisted and it wasn’t comfy "

You take them down very stylishly though, judging by the latest, rather awesome, set of photos

I do the same time me - places to be, people to see and all that. Or perhaps not!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I don't wear knickers so it solves that dilemma.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

If I'm wearing them, knickers first & then trousers.

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m always commando, no drama that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't wear knickers so it solves that dilemma. "

Eeewww

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I just leave them round my ankles, easy access

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pants then trousers

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Have you ever got dressed really quickly only for a pair of yesterdays knickers to drop out of your trouser leg a bit later on?

No,me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wearing crotchless knickers at the moment. No need to pull them down at all.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Have you ever got dressed really quickly only for a pair of yesterdays knickers to drop out of your trouser leg a bit later on?

No,me neither "

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

For superheroes, it's the tights first then the pants on the outside...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trousers first then my pants"

. Superman?

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever got dressed really quickly only for a pair of yesterdays knickers to drop out of your trouser leg a bit later on?

No,me neither "

The question is.. if it ever happens.. do you keep walking pretending they arent yours.. or dive in for them in Guinness record speed ?

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Always pants first for comfort purposes. Then trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same time.. Adjust and go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trousers first then my pants

. Superman? "

Sometimes

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Who wearing clothes it's warm. I'm not wearing anything. Let all hang free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get one of my maids to wipe my arse then pull my trousers up for me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No need. Quick gusset wrench to the side for a dog pee.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll ask Jim the next time when he goes for a sit down wee

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"And men, when you’re shitting...

When you’re finished, do you pull up your pants then your trousers, or do you pull them up at the same time?"

Not only shitting, I have many of sit down wee’s .. stops splashes on to the floor ... but going back to the thread, separate alivation of pants and trousers

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!


"Pants first and make sure they are comfy, then trousers."

This.

Well providing I'm wearing knickers anyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I first wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash "

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have "

I can't live without one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one ! "

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for "

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then"

. It’s a beautiful work of art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of art "

I'm gonna need proof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of Nutella art "

I won't see Nutella the same way ! Thx Nora l'exploratrice who doesn't explore much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of Nutella art

I won't see Nutella the same way ! Thx Nora l'exploratrice who doesn't explore much

"

. Ooooh I love it when you speak french to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of art

I'm gonna need proof! "

Haha where did you pop up from?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"[Removes shitty undies by poster at 03/05/20 16:19:07]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removes shitty undies by poster at 03/05/20 16:19:07]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be same time or boxers ride up when you pull jeans up!!

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for "

I use mine for washing sand off my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knickers then trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I use mine for washing sand off my feet"

Haha yep! And that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of art

I'm gonna need proof!

Haha where did you pop up from? "

I've always been here....I just want to see your bum hole now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I first wash

I bet you have a bidet don’t you?! You must have

I can't live without one !

I’ve got one in Spain. It’s just somewhere to throw your bikinis in when you get in the shower innit? That’s all I’ve ever used it for

I can't imagine the state of your anus then

. It’s a beautiful work of art

I'm gonna need proof!

Haha where did you pop up from?

I've always been here....I just want to see your bum hole now! "

Noooooooo

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Trousers first then pants.... I'm like superman pants on the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trousers first then my pants"

Pants bants.

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

Well as I don't wear pants that negates the question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually naked...

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Had to go and check but then realised only wearing a hoodie and boxers. So no idea, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use toilet paper to clean myself first dont want any skid marks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxers first, then troosers

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Same time, Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re both usually ruined if I don’t make it in time...so I don’t put either back on! Unless it happens in public (only once)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Does Batman wear underpants under his tights as well as the ones over the top?

And what happens when he needs a widdle?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Does Batman wear underpants under his tights as well as the ones over the top?

And what happens when he needs a widdle? "

He has a flap with a little zip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does Batman wear underpants under his tights as well as the ones over the top?

And what happens when he needs a widdle?

He has a flap with a little zip."

It’s not a zip anymore, he hurt himself

It’s velcro

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Does Batman wear underpants under his tights as well as the ones over the top?

And what happens when he needs a widdle?

He has a flap with a little zip.

It’s not a zip anymore, he hurt himself

It’s velcro "

Fucking fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does Batman wear underpants under his tights as well as the ones over the top?

And what happens when he needs a widdle?

He has a flap with a little zip.

It’s not a zip anymore, he hurt himself

It’s velcro

Fucking fanny "

No it was his willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been commando the last 6 years , no more Calvin's si I only pull up me strides like

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"And men, when you’re shitting...

When you’re finished, do you pull up your pants then your trousers, or do you pull them up at the same time?"
i wipe my arse first with toilet roll then dap Cock to get rid of the drips of pee , then boxers and get them in position then trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever got dressed really quickly only for a pair of yesterdays knickers to drop out of your trouser leg a bit later on?

No,me neither

The question is.. if it ever happens.. do you keep walking pretending they arent yours.. or dive in for them in Guinness record speed ?"

If it was me, try and pick them up discreetly, trick over and end up throwing them onto someone's lap

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