FabSwingers.com forum: Party on the allotments... the continuing saga.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wehey! Im half cut on beetroot and apple wine and the bonfire is still going

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Are their fireworks? I like a big bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any corned beef left?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m just in the marrow patch measuring girth’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the horn still....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there any corned beef left? "

I think I saw a couple of tins in auld Jims shed like...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just in the marrow patch measuring girth’s

How are they measuring up for the village fete?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got the horn still....

Wehey!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Where are the corned beef sandwiches?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where are the corned beef sandwiches?

Here are, fill yer boots Babs. Fancy a pint glass of beetroot and apple wine to wash it down with?...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Where are the corned beef sandwiches?

Here are, fill yer boots Babs. Fancy a pint glass of beetroot and apple wine to wash it down with?..."

That sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going for a kip in Jims shed, I'll be back later...

Tell Jim I won't mess up his marrows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going for a kip in Jims shed, I'll be back later...

Tell Jim I won't mess up his marrows

If Jim finds you in his shed bed I cant guarantee he wont try it on. He's a randy auld bugger mind...

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I’m just in the marrow patch measuring girth’s

Shhh I hear they are courgettes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where are the corned beef sandwiches?

Here are, fill yer boots Babs. Fancy a pint glass of beetroot and apple wine to wash it down with?...

That sounds delicious

I think there's a jacket tattie left n'all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just in the marrow patch measuring girth’s

Shhh I hear they are courgettes x"

They grow when Sandy touches them...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not the same without chestnuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not the same without chestnuts

Hey oop Granny Crumpet. Bit early for chesnuts. Fancy a glass of beetroot and apple wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there dancing at this party?!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I’m just in the marrow patch measuring girth’s

Shhh I hear they are courgettes x

They grow when Sandy touches them..."

I can feel a ratatouille coming on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there dancing at this party?!!

You can dance wherever you like Kitty, just mind my seed bed!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just in the marrow patch measuring girth’s

Shhh I hear they are courgettes x

They grow when Sandy touches them...

I can feel a ratatouille coming on

Ooh with fresh oregano...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I’m just in the marrow patch measuring girth’s

Shhh I hear they are courgettes x

They grow when Sandy touches them...

I can feel a ratatouille coming on

Ooh with fresh oregano..."

Ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just in the marrow patch measuring girth’s

Shhh I hear they are courgettes x

They grow when Sandy touches them...

I can feel a ratatouille coming on

Ooh with fresh oregano...

Ofcourse

Better fetch your secetuers then!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I’m just in the marrow patch measuring girth’s

Shhh I hear they are courgettes x

They grow when Sandy touches them...

I can feel a ratatouille coming on

Ooh with fresh oregano...

Ofcourse

Better fetch your secetuers then!

You’ve got it all man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there dancing at this party?!!

You can dance wherever you like Kitty, just mind my seed bed!..."

Yay!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just in the marrow patch measuring girth’s

Shhh I hear they are courgettes x

They grow when Sandy touches them...

I can feel a ratatouille coming on

Ooh with fresh oregano...

Ofcourse

Better fetch your secetuers then!

You’ve got it all man

Im the man who has everything Sandy. You know that love. Im the local horticultural associations equivalent of Christian Grey...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there dancing at this party?!!

You can dance wherever you like Kitty, just mind my seed bed!...

Yay!!

Dance Kitty dance! x

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