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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly gorgeous she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window... He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I'm here!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BREAKING NEWS ...

John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

Apparently, he had chills that were multiplying.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"BREAKING NEWS ...

John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

Apparently, he had chills that were multiplying."

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

A Jelly Baby goes to the doctors, saying ‘doctor I think i’ve got an STI”,

‘But you’re a Jelly Baby, how could you have an STI’ says the doctor.

The Jelly Baby replies, “well, i’ve been fucking Allsorts”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walks in to a bar ....

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the beach laught because the sea w.e.e.d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a cow and a woman???

A cow can wade up to its tits in water without getting its fanny wet

Sorry that one is bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cliff Richard goes to a restaurant, he’s immediately recognised by the waiter. The waiter says “ Cliff, Cliff please sing me my favourite song of yours” Cliff replies “ok, which one is it?” The waiter says “Tits and Fanny” A puzzled Cliff says “ I don’t have a song called Tits and Fanny” the waiter says “you do, you do let me sing it to you then” Cliff says “ok go on then” the happy waiter starts to sing “Tits and Fanny how we don’t talk anymore”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John got home to tell his wife that he had been sacked from his job at the pickle factory. She went made at him, she yelled “what the fuck did you do?”

John replied “ I got caught by my boss with my cock in the pickle slicer”

His wife said “ what the fucking hell happened to the pickle slicer? “

John then replied “ Oh she got the sack too”

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