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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies and Gents,

I am sitting in an office. It is a touch gloomy, a tad stuffy and not a little bit depressing.

I am looking out of the window and a different picture is painted.

Can anybody suggest a fitting (and believeable!) excuse to provide my boss to allow me escape into the suuuunshiiiiiine?

Things like - the dog ate my house will not wash.

Tnk you kindly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Can anybody suggest a fitting (and believeable!)*

*Believable!!!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a phone call from a neighbor saying there is water coming out from under your front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out previous posts on reasons why people have cancelled meets and that should cover most eventualities.

Warning: some reasons are more believable than others

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Check out previous posts on reasons why people have cancelled meets and that should cover most eventualities.

Warning: some reasons are more believable than others "

Good idea... "My knob has dropped off" would definitely work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The awful stuffyness has given you a terrible migraine and you must go home to sleep it off in a dark room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The awful stuffyness has given you a terrible migraine and you must go home to sleep it off in a dark room "

Gooooood - but how would I explain the slightly sizzled nose?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

You've had a message back on fab swingers, ...

if your boss knows your a single male, he'll realise you're delusional and send you home immediately...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've had a message back on fab swingers, ...

if your boss knows your a single male, he'll realise you're delusional and send you home immediately... "

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

just go to the bathroom every five mins stay for ten and then repeat.... this will help convince your boss you need to go home..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've had a message back on fab swingers, ...

if your boss knows your a single male, he'll realise you're delusional and send you home immediately... "

Very good indeed. That would be funny if it wasn't true!

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