FabSwingers.com forum: Chat-up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You smell. Let's take a shower together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck?"

Does it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck?

Does it work?"

Use it sparingly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be a right cow but lucky for you ‘babe’ I’m all bull.

Yesterday.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Is your ass a basketball court? I'd dribble on it all day long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can be a right cow but lucky for you ‘babe’ I’m all bull.

Yesterday."

Did it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can be a right cow but lucky for you ‘babe’ I’m all bull.

Yesterday.

Did it work?"

Nope. I’m still free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, here I am.

What are your other 2 wishes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can be a right cow but lucky for you ‘babe’ I’m all bull.

Yesterday.

Did it work?

Nope. I’m still free

Fuck?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Never used one....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never used one....

Ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have beautiful hair, can I cum in it?"

Used by a college friend... and no, it didn't work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""You have beautiful hair, can I cum in it?"

Used by a college friend... and no, it didn't work!"

It certainly wouldn't for me.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Well, here I am.

What are your other 2 wishes?"

Oh baaaarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you sit in a pile of sugar because you have a pretty sweet ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've been a bad boy. Come to my room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fella told me he used to walk up to women in a loud nightclub and ask them if their fannys stink. When they used to look at him in horror and repeat what he said, he would say, no you didn't hear me right... Fancy a drink?

Apparently he pulled quite a bit with that one, wouldn't of worked on me though cos I would probably of said... Dunno, have a smell

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Never used one....

Ever?

Nope do they work ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never used one....

Ever?

Nope do they work ?

There's only one way to find out

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

If you were a door, I could bang you all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You smell. Let's take a shower together

Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

A guy in a pub once asked me if i fancied being the mother of his children.

I said i’d rather be his wife.

He walked off

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Nice legs ....

what time do they open ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy in a pub once asked me if i fancied being the mother of his children.

I said i’d rather be his wife.

He walked off

savage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy in a pub once asked me if i fancied being the mother of his children.

I said i’d rather be his wife.

He walked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy in a pub once asked me if i fancied being the mother of his children.

I said i’d rather be his wife.

He walked off

Roses are red, violets are blue, you be the 6 and I will be the 9!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?"

Are you asking me?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"Never used one....

Ever?

Nope do they work ?

There's only one way to find out

Him: Heres 20p go phone your mam tell her you wont be home tonight.

Her: I have a mobile phone you idiot and I dont live with my mam.

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Him: is that a mirror in your knickers as I can see in them tonight

Her: I'm not wearing any!

...

See they dont work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

Are you asking me?

I think you're way too busy on your fab island

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never used one....

Ever?

Nope do they work ?

There's only one way to find out

Him: Heres 20p go phone your mam tell her you wont be home tonight.

Her: I have a mobile phone you idiot and I dont live with my mam.

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Him: is that a mirror in your knickers as I can see in them tonight

Her: I'm not wearing any!

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See they dont work

You're right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice legs ....

what time do they open ?

After hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is your name Mr Essay?

'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me tonight?

Are you asking me?

I think you're way too busy on your fab island

I am not hairy. I manscaped other day. But I can still cuddle like a teady bear!

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Is your dad a thief?

As he stole the start from the sky and put them in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come with me if you want to live

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you been to the doctors lately?

'Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been to the doctors lately?

'Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin Me."

I am not sure if you are into watching sunsets. But I would love you to see me going down on you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice legs ....

what time do they open ?

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Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi. My name is Jessica. But you can call me tonight.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Is that a ladder in your tights ?

Or a stairway to heaven ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could read my mind, you'd be having an orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any idea what a polar bear weighs?

Well it's enough to break the ice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this hanky smell of chloroform?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven lost some angels in it's time and its lost you the cutest angel

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Nice legs ....

what time do they open ?

After hours

I can’t wIt for this lock in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice legs ....

what time do they open ?

After hours

I can’t wIt for this lock in

Tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven?"

I hope you're here to kiss away the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven?

I hope you're here to kiss away the pain."

Show me where it hurts the most and I'll make it all better!x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven?

I hope you're here to kiss away the pain.

Show me where it hurts the most and I'll make it all better!x"

I fell on my ass

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Just wanted to let you know as long as I have a face you will always have somewhere to sit

Il not tell ya who sent it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven?

I hope you're here to kiss away the pain.

Show me where it hurts the most and I'll make it all better!x

I fell on my ass

That's always a great place to start kissing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wanted to let you know as long as I have a face you will always have somewhere to sit

Il not tell ya who sent it

Let me guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it hurt?

When you fell from heaven?

I hope you're here to kiss away the pain.

Show me where it hurts the most and I'll make it all better!x

I fell on my ass

That's always a great place to start kissing!

Ass ready

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