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Also happy to coordinate a female tribe tent for women/cis or not when we had enough of male nonsense. | |||
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"I will happily bake, I have a wide assortment of cakes up my sleeve, and I am a born feeder..
Also happy to coordinate a female tribe tent for women/cis or not when we had enough of male nonsense. "Please build it next to my tent. Atleast I can get a return on my investment!  | |||
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"Why city though? Dont ruin the nature. Make it fab village. Respect what's around. "True. Let's do that. You are wise and oozes wisdom. We will make you an elder! | |||
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"Why city though? Dont ruin the nature. Make it fab village. Respect what's around.
True. Let's do that. You are wise and oozes wisdom. We will make you an elder!"Spoke like a true leader. Need a management board. Perhaps court and a shaman too healers..
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"Why city though? Dont ruin the nature. Make it fab village. Respect what's around.
True. Let's do that. You are wise and oozes wisdom. We will make you an elder!
Spoke like a true leader. Need a management board. Perhaps court and a shaman too healers..
"Talking about leadership, let's make sure we are diverse. Having a lady as a chair would go well with the crowd and we may get some additional funding. Are you okay chairing the board? | |||
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"Always worked on the sea so I'll do transport to & from the island " Great. We need seamen! | |||
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"Always worked on the sea so I'll do transport to & from the island Great. We need seamen!" I read that as semen  | |||
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"Why city though? Dont ruin the nature. Make it fab village. Respect what's around.
True. Let's do that. You are wise and oozes wisdom. We will make you an elder!
Spoke like a true leader. Need a management board. Perhaps court and a shaman too healers..
Talking about leadership, let's make sure we are diverse. Having a lady as a chair would go well with the crowd and we may get some additional funding. Are you okay chairing the board?"Doesn't feel very democratic to be appointed like that
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"Does it have to be in the Pacific? That's blummin miles away. Cant it be closer to home a bit, like Clacton on Sea, Skegness or maybe Barry?" Chose pacific as the weather is better here. Warmer weather means the ladies wear lesser clothes. So it is a win win for everyone. The winters here are like British summer! | |||
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"Always worked on the sea so I'll do transport to & from the island Great. We need seamen! I read that as semen "We will have plenty of that! | |||
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"Shall I bring a crew with me? Roger the cabin boy, Seaman Stains, etc?" The more the merrier! We need all hands on deck. | |||
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"Shall I bring a crew with me? Roger the cabin boy, Seaman Stains, etc? The more the merrier! We need all hands on deck." I know how to grow fruit and veg. (See the allotment party thread!) Might come in handy... | |||
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"Im in logistics ?& Sea freight so getting everything theres covered" Cool. You are in charge of all semen! | |||
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"Shall I bring a crew with me? Roger the cabin boy, Seaman Stains, etc? The more the merrier! We need all hands on deck. I know how to grow fruit and veg. (See the allotment party thread!) Might come in handy..." Great. You can be an elder too. Please report to Rose. She will sort you out! | |||
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"Could think of better things to do with a remote island in the Pacific than tarmac over it and fill it with unhinged screen addicts tbf. I'll start building a raft...... "You can be an elder and you are on the board too. Please report to Rose. | |||
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"Shall I bring a crew with me? Roger the cabin boy, Seaman Stains, etc? The more the merrier! We need all hands on deck. I know how to grow fruit and veg. (See the allotment party thread!) Might come in handy..." Perfect. Do you come with seedlings or we start from scratch
That makes me think.. we need someone who knows a good deal about foraging. Is that you Dan? | |||
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"Why city though? Dont ruin the nature. Make it fab village. Respect what's around.
True. Let's do that. You are wise and oozes wisdom. We will make you an elder!
Spoke like a true leader. Need a management board. Perhaps court and a shaman too healers..
Talking about leadership, let's make sure we are diverse. Having a lady as a chair would go well with the crowd and we may get some additional funding. Are you okay chairing the board?
Doesn't feel very democratic to be appointed like that
But I do have experience"Can I volunteer to be your PA Tuberose?? Happy to make sure all your decrees and desires are fulfilled | |||
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"Can I come il bake "You will be out masturbator! I meant master Baker! | |||
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"Can I come il bake "We definitely need a Baker!!!! Do you do requests? | |||
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"Can i be of some use please ? "What is your skills apart from kissing? | |||
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"With covid19, everything is in limbo! We dont know when the pubs, clubs, etc will open. It might take months, maybe years. So we have managed to buy a remote island in the Pacific. The plan is to build a fab city in the island. We need to build hospitals, schools, roads pubs, clubs etc. So we need all hands on deck. Who has what skills to offer to build this city in the island? We are after bankers, wankers, jockers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers etc. We need to get this city build ASAP! "We could squat on Richard Branson’s island.... kick him off it and claim it for The (pervy) People’s Rupublic of Fabania | |||
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"Why city though? Dont ruin the nature. Make it fab village. Respect what's around.
True. Let's do that. You are wise and oozes wisdom. We will make you an elder!
Spoke like a true leader. Need a management board. Perhaps court and a shaman too healers..
Talking about leadership, let's make sure we are diverse. Having a lady as a chair would go well with the crowd and we may get some additional funding. Are you okay chairing the board?
Doesn't feel very democratic to be appointed like that
But I do have experience
Can I volunteer to be your PA Tuberose?? Happy to make sure all your decrees and desires are fulfilled "More like partner in crime. please could you kindly look after all the human resources whilst I take a caffeine break.
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"With covid19, everything is in limbo! We dont know when the pubs, clubs, etc will open. It might take months, maybe years. So we have managed to buy a remote island in the Pacific. The plan is to build a fab city in the island. We need to build hospitals, schools, roads pubs, clubs etc. So we need all hands on deck. Who has what skills to offer to build this city in the island? We are after bankers, wankers, jockers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers etc. We need to get this city build ASAP!
We could squat on Richard Branson’s island.... kick him off it and claim it for
The (pervy) People’s Rupublic of Fabania
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"Can i be of some use please ?
What is your skills apart from kissing?"Well I'm skilful with my hands and mouth  | |||
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"Can I come il bake "Yay a rainbow gateaux please ) for the opening party day. | |||
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"Can i be of some use please ? "Using sounds harsh. Come and take a peek what would you like to put your hands on | |||
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"Why city though? Dont ruin the nature. Make it fab village. Respect what's around.
True. Let's do that. You are wise and oozes wisdom. We will make you an elder!
Spoke like a true leader. Need a management board. Perhaps court and a shaman too healers..
Talking about leadership, let's make sure we are diverse. Having a lady as a chair would go well with the crowd and we may get some additional funding. Are you okay chairing the board?
Doesn't feel very democratic to be appointed like that
But I do have experience
Can I volunteer to be your PA Tuberose?? Happy to make sure all your decrees and desires are fulfilled
More like partner in crime. please could you kindly look after all the human resources whilst I take a caffeine break.
Ps. Are you wearing that office outfit from a photo challenge another week ? "I’ll wear whatever you like boss | |||
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What is your skills apart from kissing? Well I'm skilful with my hands and mouth "Great. You can suck off the workers. Please make sure you do them between lunch breaks or after work. We cannot have productivity dropping! | |||
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You will be out masturbator! I meant master Baker! "You make me giggle | |||
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"With covid19, everything is in limbo! We dont know when the pubs, clubs, etc will open. It might take months, maybe years. So we have managed to buy a remote island in the Pacific. The plan is to build a fab city in the island. We need to build hospitals, schools, roads pubs, clubs etc. So we need all hands on deck. Who has what skills to offer to build this city in the island? We are after bankers, wankers, jockers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers etc. We need to get this city build ASAP!
We could squat on Richard Branson’s island.... kick him off it and claim it for
The (pervy) People’s Rupublic of Fabania
"Peoples Republic of Fabania. Haha has a good ring to it I suppose we could come up with few names and put it to a vote | |||
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"Can I come il bake
We definitely need a Baker!!!! Do you do requests? "Of course what would you like | |||
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"Can I come il bake
Yay a rainbow gateaux please ) for the opening party day. "Good morning beautiful of course you can | |||
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"With covid19, everything is in limbo! We dont know when the pubs, clubs, etc will open. It might take months, maybe years. So we have managed to buy a remote island in the Pacific. The plan is to build a fab city in the island. We need to build hospitals, schools, roads pubs, clubs etc. So we need all hands on deck. Who has what skills to offer to build this city in the island? We are after bankers, wankers, jockers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers etc. We need to get this city build ASAP! "i have origami training  | |||
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"Can I come il bake
We definitely need a Baker!!!! Do you do requests?
Of course what would you like "You can be my PA. You are safe around me. I dont screw the crew! | |||
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"Can I come il bake
We definitely need a Baker!!!! Do you do requests?
Of course what would you like
You can be my PA. You are safe around me. I dont screw the crew!"During working hours! Forgot to mention that.  | |||
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"Can i be of some use please ? "We need a Mate on the crew for the boat if you fancy joining us. The mermaid position is already taken | |||
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"With covid19, everything is in limbo! We dont know when the pubs, clubs, etc will open. It might take months, maybe years. So we have managed to buy a remote island in the Pacific. The plan is to build a fab city in the island. We need to build hospitals, schools, roads pubs, clubs etc. So we need all hands on deck. Who has what skills to offer to build this city in the island? We are after bankers, wankers, jockers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers etc. We need to get this city build ASAP!
We could squat on Richard Branson’s island.... kick him off it and claim it for
The (pervy) People’s Rupublic of Fabania
What skill do you have to offer, sir?"I have a certain set of skills....... bronze swimming certificate and cycling proficiency | |||
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"With covid19, everything is in limbo! We dont know when the pubs, clubs, etc will open. It might take months, maybe years. So we have managed to buy a remote island in the Pacific. The plan is to build a fab city in the island. We need to build hospitals, schools, roads pubs, clubs etc. So we need all hands on deck. Who has what skills to offer to build this city in the island? We are after bankers, wankers, jockers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers etc. We need to get this city build ASAP! i have origami training "Great. You can work in the sushi shop! | |||
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"With covid19, everything is in limbo! We dont know when the pubs, clubs, etc will open. It might take months, maybe years. So we have managed to buy a remote island in the Pacific. The plan is to build a fab city in the island. We need to build hospitals, schools, roads pubs, clubs etc. So we need all hands on deck. Who has what skills to offer to build this city in the island? We are after bankers, wankers, jockers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers etc. We need to get this city build ASAP!
We could squat on Richard Branson’s island.... kick him off it and claim it for
The (pervy) People’s Rupublic of Fabania
Peoples Republic of Fabania. Haha has a good ring to it I suppose we could come up with few names and put it to a vote"Thanking you x | |||
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"With covid19, everything is in limbo! We dont know when the pubs, clubs, etc will open. It might take months, maybe years. So we have managed to buy a remote island in the Pacific. The plan is to build a fab city in the island. We need to build hospitals, schools, roads pubs, clubs etc. So we need all hands on deck. Who has what skills to offer to build this city in the island? We are after bankers, wankers, jockers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers etc. We need to get this city build ASAP!
We could squat on Richard Branson’s island.... kick him off it and claim it for
The (pervy) People’s Rupublic of Fabania
What skill do you have to offer, sir?
I have a certain set of skills....... bronze swimming certificate and cycling proficiency "Okay. You can be our diver and postman! | |||
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"Shall I bring a crew with me? Roger the cabin boy, Seaman Stains, etc? The more the merrier! We need all hands on deck. I know how to grow fruit and veg. (See the allotment party thread!) Might come in handy... Perfect. Do you come with seedlings or we start from scratch
That makes me think.. we need someone who knows a good deal about foraging. Is that you Dan? "I loves a good rummage about in the bush...  | |||
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"Shall I bring a crew with me? Roger the cabin boy, Seaman Stains, etc? The more the merrier! We need all hands on deck. I know how to grow fruit and veg. (See the allotment party thread!) Might come in handy... Perfect. Do you come with seedlings or we start from scratch
That makes me think.. we need someone who knows a good deal about foraging. Is that you Dan?
I loves a good rummage about in the bush... "Maybe you can do that after a days work. Not during working hours though. We got to be focused and get the productivity up! | |||
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"With covid19, everything is in limbo! We dont know when the pubs, clubs, etc will open. It might take months, maybe years. So we have managed to buy a remote island in the Pacific. The plan is to build a fab city in the island. We need to build hospitals, schools, roads pubs, clubs etc. So we need all hands on deck. Who has what skills to offer to build this city in the island? We are after bankers, wankers, jockers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers etc. We need to get this city build ASAP!
Yay!!!
We could squat on Richard Branson’s island.... kick him off it and claim it for
The (pervy) People’s Rupublic of Fabania
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I have a certain set of skills....... bronze swimming certificate and cycling proficiency
Okay. You can be our diver and postman!" | |||
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"Any joiners amongst us all or lumberjacks OP? Gona need some shelters building" True. Hopefully they will join us soon. Or we may need to advertise in the newspaper. We will put the pics of the ladies working naked. That will get a lot more interest! | |||
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"Any joiners amongst us all or lumberjacks OP? Gona need some shelters building" I'll bring my chopper... | |||
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"Shall I bring a crew with me? Roger the cabin boy, Seaman Stains, etc? The more the merrier! We need all hands on deck. I know how to grow fruit and veg. (See the allotment party thread!) Might come in handy... Perfect. Do you come with seedlings or we start from scratch
That makes me think.. we need someone who knows a good deal about foraging. Is that you Dan?
I loves a good rummage about in the bush...
Maybe you can do that after a days work. Not during working hours though. We got to be focused and get the productivity up!"I was talking about nuts and berries pal... Have you got sex on the mind or something? | |||
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"Shall I bring a crew with me? Roger the cabin boy, Seaman Stains, etc? The more the merrier! We need all hands on deck. I know how to grow fruit and veg. (See the allotment party thread!) Might come in handy... Perfect. Do you come with seedlings or we start from scratch
That makes me think.. we need someone who knows a good deal about foraging. Is that you Dan?
I loves a good rummage about in the bush...
Maybe you can do that after a days work. Not during working hours though. We got to be focused and get the productivity up!
I was talking about nuts and berries pal... Have you got sex on the mind or something?
"Sorry buddy. Busty came in and turned me on. I was all good till then. I need to refocus! | |||
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"With covid19, everything is in limbo! We dont know when the pubs, clubs, etc will open. It might take months, maybe years. So we have managed to buy a remote island in the Pacific. The plan is to build a fab city in the island. We need to build hospitals, schools, roads pubs, clubs etc. So we need all hands on deck. Who has what skills to offer to build this city in the island? We are after bankers, wankers, jockers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers etc. We need to get this city build ASAP! i have origami training
Great. You can work in the sushi shop!"really i love sushi do i have to share | |||
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"Can I just come for people’s well-being? Cuddles here and there? Maybe a massage ... no feet though "Cool. You can work at the massage parlour! | |||
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"With covid19, everything is in limbo! We dont know when the pubs, clubs, etc will open. It might take months, maybe years. So we have managed to buy a remote island in the Pacific. The plan is to build a fab city in the island. We need to build hospitals, schools, roads pubs, clubs etc. So we need all hands on deck. Who has what skills to offer to build this city in the island? We are after bankers, wankers, jockers, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers etc. We need to get this city build ASAP! i have origami training
Great. You can work in the sushi shop!really i love sushi do i have to share "It's for you to sell them. You dont want to get fired! | |||
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"Can I just come for people’s well-being? Cuddles here and there? Maybe a massage ... no feet though
Cool. You can work at the massage parlour!"It’s not one of those dodgy ones is it? | |||
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"We will need a gynecologist, I'm practising. "Need to see your qualifications before we appoint you. The good news is we have quite a few ladies and a few men who may need your services! | |||
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"Shall I bring a crew with me? Roger the cabin boy, Seaman Stains, etc? The more the merrier! We need all hands on deck. I know how to grow fruit and veg. (See the allotment party thread!) Might come in handy... Perfect. Do you come with seedlings or we start from scratch
That makes me think.. we need someone who knows a good deal about foraging. Is that you Dan?
I loves a good rummage about in the bush...
Maybe you can do that after a days work. Not during working hours though. We got to be focused and get the productivity up!
I was talking about nuts and berries pal... Have you got sex on the mind or something?
Sorry buddy. Busty came in and turned me on. I was all good till then. I need to refocus!"Haha! Had you there... I was actually talking about muff! (And nuts and berries) | |||
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"Can I just come for people’s well-being? Cuddles here and there? Maybe a massage ... no feet though
Cool. You can work at the massage parlour!
It’s not one of those dodgy ones is it? "No dodgy ones here. Everything is vet checked! | |||
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"I’ve got my swimming badge for 2 widths but that’s about it I’m afraid. I’m quite a good sun cream rubber inner though. " Okay you can rub the workers every couple of hours. We will take you on! | |||
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"I’ve got my swimming badge for 2 widths but that’s about it I’m afraid. I’m quite a good sun cream rubber inner though. Okay you can rub the workers every couple of hours. We will take you on!" Yay!! I’m only rubbing parts that need sun cream on though | |||
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"I'll just sunbathe nearby and watch you all working hard "Well, I am taking you with me anyway. Do as you like! | |||
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"I'll just sunbathe nearby and watch you all working hard
Well, I am taking you with me anyway. Do as you like!"Yay! | |||
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"I'll just sunbathe nearby and watch you all working hard
Well, I am taking you with me anyway. Do as you like!
Yay! "I dont want you to miss me while I am in the island! | |||
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"I’ve got my swimming badge for 2 widths but that’s about it I’m afraid. I’m quite a good sun cream rubber inner though. Okay you can rub the workers every couple of hours. We will take you on! Yay!! I’m only rubbing parts that need sun cream on though "That is fair enough. I dont expect you to do anything that I wouldn't. It's not good leadership! | |||
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"Gather round the dock, just tied up on the jetty with a new consignment of refreshments for all our lovely new residents! "You guys are doing a great job. I will ask Rose to consider giving a payrise for you guys! | |||
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"I’ve got my swimming badge for 2 widths but that’s about it I’m afraid. I’m quite a good sun cream rubber inner though. " Nora; you can join my diving job! I have very warm hands that can rub in sun cream too x | |||
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"I'll just sunbathe nearby and watch you all working hard
Well, I am taking you with me anyway. Do as you like!
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I dont want you to miss me while I am in the island! "I'll just keep an eye on you over there | |||
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"I’ve got my swimming badge for 2 widths but that’s about it I’m afraid. I’m quite a good sun cream rubber inner though. Nora; you can join my diving job! I have very warm hands that can rub in sun cream too x "Oh god no I don’t like getting my hair wet. | |||
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"Can I come il bake
We definitely need a Baker!!!! Do you do requests?
Of course what would you like
You can be my PA. You are safe around me. I dont screw the crew!
During working hours! Forgot to mention that. "Ok deal | |||
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"Shall I bring a crew with me? Roger the cabin boy, Seaman Stains, etc? The more the merrier! We need all hands on deck. I know how to grow fruit and veg. (See the allotment party thread!) Might come in handy... Perfect. Do you come with seedlings or we start from scratch
That makes me think.. we need someone who knows a good deal about foraging. Is that you Dan?
I loves a good rummage about in the bush...
Maybe you can do that after a days work. Not during working hours though. We got to be focused and get the productivity up!
I was talking about nuts and berries pal... Have you got sex on the mind or something?
Sorry buddy. Busty came in and turned me on. I was all good till then. I need to refocus!"What did I do it’s all in your own dirty head | |||
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What is your skills apart from kissing? Well I'm skilful with my hands and mouth
Great. You can suck off the workers. Please make sure you do them between lunch breaks or after work. We cannot have productivity dropping!"Lunch break might take a while in that case | |||
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"Can I come il bake
We definitely need a Baker!!!! Do you do requests?
Of course what would you like
You can be my PA. You are safe around me. I dont screw the crew!
During working hours! Forgot to mention that.
Ok deal "And if we decide to dip the stinger in the honey, we got to make sure Jessica is not around!  | |||
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We need a Mate on the crew for the boat if you fancy joining us. The mermaid position is already taken "I knew i'd be of some use | |||
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That makes me think.. we need someone who knows a good deal about foraging. Is that you Dan?
I loves a good rummage about in the bush... "Never know what nature treasures you might come across | |||
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"Can I come il bake
We definitely need a Baker!!!! Do you do requests?
Of course what would you like
You can be my PA. You are safe around me. I dont screw the crew!
During working hours! Forgot to mention that.
Ok deal
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That makes me think.. we need someone who knows a good deal about foraging. Is that you Dan?
I loves a good rummage about in the bush...
Maybe you can do that after a days work. Not during working hours though. We got to be focused and get the productivity up!"Oh come on he is teaching me some vital survival skills | |||
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We definitely need a Baker!!!! Do you do requests?
Of course what would you like
You can be my PA. You are safe around me. I dont screw the crew!
During working hours! Forgot to mention that.
Ok deal
And if we decide to dip the stinger in the honey, we got to make sure Jessica is not around!
Jessica who is she "The lady I am thinking of tieing the knot with! | |||
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Of course what would you like
You can be my PA. You are safe around me. I dont screw the crew!
During working hours! Forgot to mention that.
Ok deal
And if we decide to dip the stinger in the honey, we got to make sure Jessica is not around!
Jessica who is she
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failing that I can build a house from scratch but I’m guessing the porn maybe more important
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"We can offer live porn shows! failing that I can build a house from scratch but I’m guessing the porn maybe more important
D."Priotirites eh? then maybe we shall build a stage. Peacheater stepped in with carpentry services just in time | |||
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D.
Priotirites eh? then maybe we shall build a stage. Peacheater stepped in with carpentry services just in time " I’m also a carpenter by trade, maybe me and Peacheater can incorporate that into the porn show!
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D.
Priotirites eh? then maybe we shall build a stage. Peacheater stepped in with carpentry services just in time
I’m also a carpenter by trade, maybe me and Peacheater can incorporate that into the porn show!
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D.
Priotirites eh? then maybe we shall build a stage. Peacheater stepped in with carpentry services just in time
I’m also a carpenter by trade, maybe me and Peacheater can incorporate that into the porn show!
D."As long as both have adequate tools for the job
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Something is "wrong" with me today.. I read that as gather round the cock.. "It's the big cock you saw. Trust me, I thought mine was big. His one was impressive. Cannot get it out my head now! | |||
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Oh we need some life guards
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Can someone build be a dog box too? Might come in handy!"Oooh will there be puppies too??? | |||
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I’m also a carpenter by trade, maybe me and Peacheater can incorporate that into the porn show!
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You both must be so good with your hands "Very much hands on in all aspects Busty!
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Oh we need some life guards
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Can someone build be a dog box too? Might come in handy!
Oooh will there be puppies too??? "No. It's for me! | |||
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"We can offer live porn shows! failing that I can build a house from scratch but I’m guessing the porn maybe more important
D.
Priotirites eh? then maybe we shall build a stage. Peacheater stepped in with carpentry services just in time
I’m also a carpenter by trade, maybe me and Peacheater can incorporate that into the porn show!
D.
You both must be so good with your hands
Very much hands on in all aspects Busty!
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D.
Priotirites eh? then maybe we shall build a stage. Peacheater stepped in with carpentry services just in time
I’m also a carpenter by trade, maybe me and Peacheater can incorporate that into the porn show!
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Oh we need some life guards
Yes, some might need saving
Can someone build be a dog box too? Might come in handy!
Oooh will there be puppies too???
No. It's for me! " | |||
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D.
Priotirites eh? then maybe we shall build a stage. Peacheater stepped in with carpentry services just in time
I’m also a carpenter by trade, maybe me and Peacheater can incorporate that into the porn show!
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As long as both have adequate tools for the job
I’m sure between the both of us we wil be proper tooled up
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"I’ve got my swimming badge for 2 widths but that’s about it I’m afraid. I’m quite a good sun cream rubber inner though. Nora; you can join my diving job! I have very warm hands that can rub in sun cream too x
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"My Mr has many skills, very talented with his hands in many areas. He can weld, and build steel buildings, and could also bring along something big and solid.....a tractor. As for myself, I'm not overly practical but could bring all you hard workers tea and cake, as a topless waitress. Are we allowed to join you? "Definitely. You guys have a lot to offer. You guys are in! | |||
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"I'm a carpenter so building houses out of trees will be easy but I need a plus 1 ticket Well I seem to have green fingers this year (don't worry nothing icky!) So I'll keep the island veg plot thriving and as added bonus I get to play in the mud wearing skimpy island attire
I suppose this could make up for evening entertainment too. Mud wrestling
Oh yes good idea. Maybe some one will hose me off after. "I will as long as I get to play in the mud with you first | |||
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"I'm a carpenter so building houses out of trees will be easy but I need a plus 1 ticket Well I seem to have green fingers this year (don't worry nothing icky!) So I'll keep the island veg plot thriving and as added bonus I get to play in the mud wearing skimpy island attire
I suppose this could make up for evening entertainment too. Mud wrestling
Oh yes good idea. Maybe some one will hose me off after. I will as long as I get to play in the mud with you first "Well if you can't wait till we get to the island I do have a bag of compost, though that stuff is rarer than loo roll lately | |||
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"I'm a carpenter so building houses out of trees will be easy but I need a plus 1 ticket Well I seem to have green fingers this year (don't worry nothing icky!) So I'll keep the island veg plot thriving and as added bonus I get to play in the mud wearing skimpy island attire
I suppose this could make up for evening entertainment too. Mud wrestling
Oh yes good idea. Maybe some one will hose me off after. I will as long as I get to play in the mud with you first
Well if you can't wait till we get to the island I do have a bag of compost, though that stuff is rarer than loo roll lately "get your wrestling outfit on I'm on my way | |||
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"i can water ski, surf, windsurf and sail "Great. If sushi shop doesn't work for you, you can find your own transportation back to the mainland! | |||
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Yes...sunbathing "Sorry. It's not a skill. I'm afraid! | |||
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"We can offer live porn shows! failing that I can build a house from scratch but I’m guessing the porn maybe more important
D.
Priotirites eh? then maybe we shall build a stage. Peacheater stepped in with carpentry services just in time
I’m also a carpenter by trade, maybe me and Peacheater can incorporate that into the porn show!
D.
As long as both have adequate tools for the job
I’m sure between the both of us we wil be proper tooled up
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Yes...sunbathing "How about you help WAF in the sushi shop? You are good at cooking rice. Please keep an eye on him though! | |||
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Yes...sunbathing
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Yes...sunbathing
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Yes...sunbathing
How about you help WAF in the sushi shop? You are good at cooking rice. Please keep an eye on him though!
You have RICE ..I’ll do anything
Done! "What have I got to do | |||
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"With all the money Fab make surporter passes Maybe they could purchase Richard Branson’s island He’s crying poverty and it would save us paying more tax to bail him out. " Okay we will make a proposal to the board! | |||
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Yes...sunbathing
How about you help WAF in the sushi shop? You are good at cooking rice. Please keep an eye on him though!
You have RICE ..I’ll do anything
Done!
What have I got to do "Work in a Sushi shop during the day, and work as a topless waitress at the pub during the evenings! We will feed you rice, four times a day! | |||
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"I’ll just come and sunbathe
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Yes...sunbathing
How about you help WAF in the sushi shop? You are good at cooking rice. Please keep an eye on him though!
You have RICE ..I’ll do anything
Done!
What have I got to do
Work in a Sushi shop during the day, and work as a topless waitress at the pub during the evenings! We will feed you rice, four times a day!"Topless ..you’ll have zero customers and I’m not working with WAF he’s lazy | |||
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"Happy to manage the hospitals. Set up a Board etc. Obviously I will take the Cheif exec role. Other roles let me know. "Sorry. Board has been appointed and Rose will be chairing the board. You can work in the hospital. Can you please look at employing some doctors and nurses? A guy turned up earlier offering to be a gynecologist. He looked a bit shady! Could you please interview him and check his credentials? | |||
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"Happy to manage the hospitals. Set up a Board etc. Obviously I will take the Cheif exec role. Other roles let me know.
Sorry. Board has been appointed and Rose will be chairing the board. You can work in the hospital. Can you please look at employing some doctors and nurses? A guy turned up earlier offering to be a gynecologist. He looked a bit shady! Could you please interview him and check his credentials?"It's ok it's ok I need a deputy;-) but I think he specifically meant the hospital management.
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"My Mr has many skills, very talented with his hands in many areas. He can weld, and build steel buildings, and could also bring along something big and solid.....a tractor. As for myself, I'm not overly practical but could bring all you hard workers tea and cake, as a topless waitress. Are we allowed to join you?
Definitely. You guys have a lot to offer. You guys are in!"On our way, just baking some cakes. | |||
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"Happy to manage the hospitals. Set up a Board etc. Obviously I will take the Cheif exec role. Other roles let me know.
Sorry. Board has been appointed and Rose will be chairing the board. You can work in the hospital. Can you please look at employing some doctors and nurses? A guy turned up earlier offering to be a gynecologist. He looked a bit shady! Could you please interview him and check his credentials?
It's ok it's ok I need a deputy;-) but I think he specifically meant the hospital management.
Thanks boss"Okay. He can be the deputy! | |||
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"My Mr has many skills, very talented with his hands in many areas. He can weld, and build steel buildings, and could also bring along something big and solid.....a tractor. As for myself, I'm not overly practical but could bring all you hard workers tea and cake, as a topless waitress. Are we allowed to join you?
Definitely. You guys have a lot to offer. You guys are in!
On our way, just baking some cakes."Great. The workers can have it for morning tea! | |||
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Great. Another Baker. You are in. Any butchers or candlestick makers?"We had hunters already. Candles are easy to make if we have supplies;-) We can organise workshops of different sorts. Cant be all work work work! Everyone will run away
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"I'm good at administration, so will keep people in order..
I need someone to keep me in check "You so do! | |||
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"I'm good at administration, so will keep people in order..
I need someone to keep me in check
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"I'm good at administration, so will keep people in order..
I need someone to keep me in check
You so do!
Call me trouble. When nobody else can hear"Rest assured, I am watching you. | |||
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"I'm good at administration, so will keep people in order.. "Great. Rose may need your help. And your lips may need mine! | |||
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"I'm good at administration, so will keep people in order..
I need someone to keep me in check
You so do!
Call me trouble. When nobody else can hear
Rest assured, I am watching you."Good job I like being watched | |||
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"I'm good at administration, so will keep people in order..
Great. Rose may need your help. And your lips may need mine!"Then I am on this island. See me in my office later.. | |||
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"Chef here c but lately I'm also a AStar wanker ,, "Great. We need a chef. We have been just eating the baked goods from the bakers. Make sure you dont wank while working. There are knifes in the kitchen and we dont want extra bits of meat in the dish! | |||
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"Chef here c but lately I'm also a AStar wanker ,,
Great. We need a chef. We have been just eating the baked goods from the bakers. Make sure you dont wank while working. There are knifes in the kitchen and we dont want extra bits of meat in the dish!"ha ha ha , could add an extra bit of cream to the cheese sauce | |||
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"We built this city on rock n roll" That is very motivating song.
Are you joining us _ine? Artistic souls always welcome. | |||
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"Chef here c but lately I'm also a AStar wanker ,,
Great. We need a chef. We have been just eating the baked goods from the bakers. Make sure you dont wank while working. There are knifes in the kitchen and we dont want extra bits of meat in the dish! ha ha ha , could add an extra bit of cream to the cheese sauce "As long as you comply with the food safety standards. I am sure the women in the Island will come for more! | |||
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"We built this city on rock n roll" Are you good at busking? | |||
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"Chef here c but lately I'm also a AStar wanker ,,
Great. We need a chef. We have been just eating the baked goods from the bakers. Make sure you dont wank while working. There are knifes in the kitchen and we dont want extra bits of meat in the dish! ha ha ha , could add an extra bit of cream to the cheese sauce "Ohhhh cheese | |||
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"Chef here c but lately I'm also a AStar wanker ,,
Great. We need a chef. We have been just eating the baked goods from the bakers. Make sure you dont wank while working. There are knifes in the kitchen and we dont want extra bits of meat in the dish! ha ha ha , could add an extra bit of cream to the cheese sauce
As long as you comply with the food safety standards. I am sure the women in the Island will come for more!"as it's a new island we can make her own food standards up | |||
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"Chef here c but lately I'm also a AStar wanker ,,
Great. We need a chef. We have been just eating the baked goods from the bakers. Make sure you dont wank while working. There are knifes in the kitchen and we dont want extra bits of meat in the dish! ha ha ha , could add an extra bit of cream to the cheese sauce
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