FabSwingers.com forum: The weirdest thing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the weirdest thing you've brought home from a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ended up being my wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What ended up being my wife"

I knew that was coming

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

A parking metre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Temporary traffic lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A parking metre"

Ok how did this happen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic cone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ended up being my wife"

Went bowling once and then on to a club after, and forgot to swap back my rented bowling shoes. Ended up dancing like a twat in shitty blue and red harlequin bowling shoes innit....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Temporary traffic lights"

why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ended up being my wife

Went bowling once and then on to a club after, and forgot to swap back my rented bowling shoes. Ended up dancing like a twat in shitty blue and red harlequin bowling shoes innit....

Still pulled mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What ended up being my wife

Went bowling once and then on to a club after, and forgot to swap back my rented bowling shoes. Ended up dancing like a twat in shitty blue and red harlequin bowling shoes innit....

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady that I met in the horse and groom Tooting Broadway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Temporary traffic lights

why lol"

Couldn’t tell you. 17 and an idiot I guess

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

A life size cardboard cutout of Jean Claude Van Damme. And I have no memory of where he came from. I Just woke up and he was leaning against the wall looking all sweaty and upset

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

"Temporary traffic lights"

Were they still working by the time you got home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 boots full of grapefruits I thought were giant oranges

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

My hubby brought home a shop mannequin about 20 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bucket with a karcher window cleaner a small portable radio and a screw driver set in.... I have no idea how or why didn't even remember till I seen it in the living room the next morning

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"A parking metre"

Did you specifically go to France fòr that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A parking metre

Did you specifically go to France fòr that?

We have the metric system here as well

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A parking metre

Did you specifically go to France fòr that?

We have the metric system here as well

I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence?

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By *assionate explorer 1Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

My ex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I borrowed a traffic cone and returned it the next day!

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By *tarlink12Man
over a year ago

Brighton

2 boxes of Xmas hats from a club that thought they were going to be busier than they were on Xmas eve... We were like "why not, they're free" haha!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What's the weirdest thing you've brought home from a night out "

A man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 boots full of grapefruits I thought were giant oranges"

Hahahaha this is class how did this happen!! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A parking metre

Did you specifically go to France fòr that?

We have the metric system here as well

I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence?

Imperial measurements are too inaccurate for the modern world.

I’m British, and I’m involved with construction. Mostly we don’t use tape measures. Everything is done by eye lol.

+\- 50mm. Rough enough is good enough. I won’t be living here, it all gets covered in concrete etc,etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt and pepper pots that my ex too out his socks !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A parking metre

Did you specifically go to France fòr that?

We have the metric system here as well

I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence?

Imperial measurements are too inaccurate for the modern world.

I’m British, and I’m involved with construction. Mostly we don’t use tape measures. Everything is done by eye lol.

+\- 50mm. Rough enough is good enough. I won’t be living here, it all gets covered in concrete etc,etc.

How come we measure distances in miles, and our cars do mpg, but we buy petrol in litres and beer in pints?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step daughters friend that I did it know very strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A parking metre

Did you specifically go to France fòr that?

We have the metric system here as well

I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence?

Imperial measurements are too inaccurate for the modern world.

I’m British, and I’m involved with construction. Mostly we don’t use tape measures. Everything is done by eye lol.

+\- 50mm. Rough enough is good enough. I won’t be living here, it all gets covered in concrete etc,etc.

How come we measure distances in miles, and our cars do mpg, but we buy petrol in litres and beer in pints?

Those interfering busybodies in the EU tried to make us comply with the rest of Europe. But the bulldog spirit won through.

A throwback to happier times. When 2/3rds of the globe was coloured pink

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A parking metre

Did you specifically go to France fòr that?

We have the metric system here as well

I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence?

Imperial measurements are too inaccurate for the modern world.

I’m British, and I’m involved with construction. Mostly we don’t use tape measures. Everything is done by eye lol.

+\- 50mm. Rough enough is good enough. I won’t be living here, it all gets covered in concrete etc,etc.

How come we measure distances in miles, and our cars do mpg, but we buy petrol in litres and beer in pints?

Those interfering busybodies in the EU tried to make us comply with the rest of Europe. But the bulldog spirit won through.

A throwback to happier times. When 2/3rds of the globe was coloured pink

And da English language hadn't been Americanized innit Bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A parking metre

Did you specifically go to France fòr that?

We have the metric system here as well

I am English and was brought up in inches, feet and yards, but a parking meter will always be a parking meter. Do you wanna borrow 5 shillings and sixpence?

Imperial measurements are too inaccurate for the modern world.

I’m British, and I’m involved with construction. Mostly we don’t use tape measures. Everything is done by eye lol.

+\- 50mm. Rough enough is good enough. I won’t be living here, it all gets covered in concrete etc,etc.

How come we measure distances in miles, and our cars do mpg, but we buy petrol in litres and beer in pints?

Those interfering busybodies in the EU tried to make us comply with the rest of Europe. But the bulldog spirit won through.

A throwback to happier times. When 2/3rds of the globe was coloured pink

And da English language hadn't been Americanized innit Bro

Not Americanised. Bastardised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic cone, thought the orange and white was so pretty lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry OP, I think we may have gone a little off track here somewhat...

I do remember pushing a Sainsbury's trolley home about 4 miles one night cos I was a little bit inebriated

It did make a good grill for ma homemade brick built barbecue when I got ma angle grinder on it though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"And da English language hadn't been Americanized innit Bro

Not Americanised. Bastardised.

A bit of both really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trolly from b&m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably shouldn't say, but my ex partner's mum!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A trolly from b&m"

Did you leave the bricks there?

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

A bag of pubic hair

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By *ete1260Man
over a year ago

Evesham

"Temporary traffic lights"
For a bit of light relief ?

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

A roadworks sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Temporary traffic lights For a bit of light relief ?"

A most illuminating answer. I hope it gave you a beacon of hope in your darkest hour.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Left the pub with a chair then got on a bus with it and asked the driver if he could get on for half price as he had his own seat. The driver let him on for free because he couldn't stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A burger box with a love poem scratched on it

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