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No dont tell me to wank. I'm not a man. It doesn't knock me out  | |||
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"I just woke up "You must have suddenly improved Regular Firstface  | |||
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"I am awake for a good reason. And yes I had a nap... but it was a few hours ago. Wanks don’t knock me out either... although it doesn’t stop me trying "Is it a challenge?
Ps. You will win. I have no physical energy.
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It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport | |||
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"I’ve always been a night owl but my body clock has gone haywire with the lockdown, not helping having teenagers home either" Isnt it perfect time for your me time though? Nothing seems normal these days. Nights even
Night owl here too. | |||
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"I just woke up
You must have suddenly improved Regular Firstface "I was having a stupid dream. So my body must have stopped it. Glad as I need to take my meds. | |||
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"I just woke up
You must have suddenly improved Regular Firstface
I was having a stupid dream. So my body must have stopped it.
Glad as I need to take my meds. "I was calling you out. Telepathically.
You do that. Need to get better. | |||
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"I’ve always been a night owl but my body clock has gone haywire with the lockdown, not helping having teenagers home either" Lockdown is causing so many changes. I’ve had insomnia since I was kid but in recent years had it licked. I think of it as good practice for my current situation | |||
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport "Aww that is a good reason | |||
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"I just woke up
You must have suddenly improved Regular Firstface
I was having a stupid dream. So my body must have stopped it.
Glad as I need to take my meds.
I was calling you out. Telepathically.
You do that. Need to get better. "Thanks it worked
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport
Aww that is a good reason "It’s the best
I’m sorry your dream woke you. Glad we could be here to give you a virtual cuddle x | |||
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport "Aww the bestest. And jealous of that gorgeous smell. Ah so you are saying it doesn't matter how we dress it  | |||
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"I’ve always been a night owl but my body clock has gone haywire with the lockdown, not helping having teenagers home either Lockdown is causing so many changes. I’ve had insomnia since I was kid but in recent years had it licked. I think of it as good practice for my current situation " Your phone has a sexy mind.
"Licked" | |||
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"Just am! Allergies etc I suspect! Normally Be hunting on fab , but lockdown dictates ha ha " Hello Burnley lad
Have you got any antihistamines to come to your rescue?
I like the word dictates. I need to use it more often) | |||
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"Lockdown is turning me nocturnal." Embrace it. Hello Talented | |||
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"I've had a nap fell asleep when bgt was on woke up watching ride along now I'm wide awake " Hello Mr Kipling. Whats Ride along about? | |||
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"I've had a nap fell asleep when bgt was on woke up watching ride along now I'm wide awake Hello Mr Kipling. Whats Ride along about? "It has ice cube in it was a funny film | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey "Cheers Busty I'm on red. Which I know you dont do. What whisky are you enjoying ? Havent had one in a while. | |||
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport
Aww that is a good reason
It’s the best
I’m sorry your dream woke you. Glad we could be here to give you a virtual cuddle x"My sleep is all over the place so I would have woken soon enough. It was a strange dream with lots of fab people in it | |||
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport "Love that time, they get too big too soon  | |||
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport
Aww that is a good reason
It’s the best
I’m sorry your dream woke you. Glad we could be here to give you a virtual cuddle x
My sleep is all over the place so I would have woken soon enough.
It was a strange dream with lots of fab people in it "Well now I'm all ears
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
Cheers Busty I'm on red. Which I know you dont do. What whisky are you enjoying ? Havent had one in a while. "My fav beautiful Jameson  | |||
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport
Aww the bestest. And jealous of that gorgeous smell.
Ah so you are saying it doesn't matter how we dress it "Exactly. Dressed, undressed... doesn’t matter. Doesn’t matter who wins or who comes last (ahem), it’s the taking part that counts | |||
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"I've had a nap fell asleep when bgt was on woke up watching ride along now I'm wide awake Hello Mr Kipling. Whats Ride along about?
It has ice cube in it was a funny film "I better check it out | |||
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"I’ve always been a night owl but my body clock has gone haywire with the lockdown, not helping having teenagers home either Lockdown is causing so many changes. I’ve had insomnia since I was kid but in recent years had it licked. I think of it as good practice for my current situation Your phone has a sexy mind.
"Licked" "It takes after me | |||
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"I’m child free so will be having a massive dildo in tomorrow " | |||
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"I’ve always been a night owl but my body clock has gone haywire with the lockdown, not helping having teenagers home either Isnt it perfect time for your me time though? Nothing seems normal these days. Nights even
Night owl here too. "Yes normally this is my time, but kids seem to want to watch films with me now, shouldn’t complain really | |||
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"No nocturnal, so filling the space. Is everyone awake for good reasons? Have you had a cheeky little nap and cant sleep now? Points at myself.
No dont tell me to wank. I'm not a man. It doesn't knock me out "Jo is the same! A wank wakes her up!!
D. | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
Cheers Busty I'm on red. Which I know you dont do. What whisky are you enjoying ? Havent had one in a while.
My fav beautiful Jameson
"He sounds like my kind of guy. Introduce us please;-) | |||
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"I’m child free so will be having a massive dildo in tomorrow
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey "I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty  | |||
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"I’ve always been a night owl but my body clock has gone haywire with the lockdown, not helping having teenagers home either Isnt it perfect time for your me time though? Nothing seems normal these days. Nights even
Night owl here too.
Yes normally this is my time, but kids seem to want to watch films with me now, shouldn’t complain really "We watched the follow up to Jumanji. Bit meh. I shall be faithful to the one and only original. What did you see? | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
Cheers Busty I'm on red. Which I know you dont do. What whisky are you enjoying ? Havent had one in a while.
My fav beautiful Jameson
He sounds like my kind of guy. Introduce us please;-)"Mr Jameson is a ledge you must taste him he’s very sweet x | |||
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"No nocturnal, so filling the space. Is everyone awake for good reasons? Have you had a cheeky little nap and cant sleep now? Points at myself.
No dont tell me to wank. I'm not a man. It doesn't knock me out
Jo is the same! A wank wakes her up!!
D."That's my girl
If you are tired D, pass Jo over to me | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty "Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey  | |||
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"I’m child free so will be having a massive dildo in tomorrow
"I learnt from the best. | |||
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"See if I can behave myself for the rest of the night "But whyyyyy! Dont behave. | |||
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"I’m child free so will be having a massive dildo in tomorrow
I learnt from the best."Think I might opt for the wand actually | |||
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport
Aww that is a good reason
It’s the best
I’m sorry your dream woke you. Glad we could be here to give you a virtual cuddle x
My sleep is all over the place so I would have woken soon enough.
It was a strange dream with lots of fab people in it
Well now I'm all ears
Was it a wet sort of dream? "I wish. With the state of my left boob at the moment I couldn't imagine even a dream wanting to come near me
A load of us all lived on the same street though. | |||
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"Wide awake when I should be asleep. Asleep when I should be awake. Grr body clock is fooked atm "Grr indeed. I wish I knew how to fix it. | |||
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"No nocturnal, so filling the space. Is everyone awake for good reasons? Have you had a cheeky little nap and cant sleep now? Points at myself.
No dont tell me to wank. I'm not a man. It doesn't knock me out
Jo is the same! A wank wakes her up!!
D.
That's my girl
If you are tired D, pass Jo over to me "I’m not tired at all but you are more than welcome to take over
D. | |||
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"I’m child free so will be having a massive dildo in tomorrow
I learnt from the best.
Think I might opt for the wand actually "That would be my first choice too but maybe not 'In in' didn't fit in (sic!) With the pun
Enjoy.. | |||
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"I’m child free so will be having a massive dildo in tomorrow
I learnt from the best.
Think I might opt for the wand actually
That would be my first choice too but maybe not 'In in' didn't fit in (sic!) With the pun
Enjoy.. "Oh god no not “in”!!  | |||
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"Lying in bed wide awake with my two boy cats. " Awww. My girl cat is purring gently near my feet. Her favourite place. No idea why as im most fidgety sleeper. | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey "I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x | |||
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"Lying in bed wide awake with my two boy cats. Awww. My girl cat is purring gently near my feet. Her favourite place. No idea why as im most fidgety sleeper. " He’d be competing for your feet ha ha | |||
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" Was it a wet sort of dream?
I wish. With the state of my left boob at the moment I couldn't imagine even a dream wanting to come near me
A load of us all lived on the same street though. "Fabbers street party would be something I would like to live long enough to see | |||
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport
Aww that is a good reason
It’s the best
I’m sorry your dream woke you. Glad we could be here to give you a virtual cuddle x
My sleep is all over the place so I would have woken soon enough.
It was a strange dream with lots of fab people in it
Well now I'm all ears
Was it a wet sort of dream?
I wish. With the state of my left boob at the moment I couldn't imagine even a dream wanting to come near me
A load of us all lived on the same street though. "That sounds like the plot of a porn movie | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x"I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once | |||
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"Lying in bed wide awake with my two boy cats. Awww. My girl cat is purring gently near my feet. Her favourite place. No idea why as im most fidgety sleeper. He’d be competing for your feet ha ha " She is a daft one. Gets rolled out of bed by my star fishing. | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once"All good I need Scottish recommendations | |||
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"No nocturnal, so filling the space. Is everyone awake for good reasons? Have you had a cheeky little nap and cant sleep now? Points at myself.
No dont tell me to wank. I'm not a man. It doesn't knock me out
Jo is the same! A wank wakes her up!!
D.
That's my girl
If you are tired D, pass Jo over to me
I’m not tired at all but you are more than welcome to take over
D."There were 3 in the bed and the curvy one said.. roll over.. roll over.. | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once"I have a bottle of Eagle Rare and a single barrel bottle of Jack Daniels (not a fan of JD but I was at the distillery and it would have been rude not buy something). But I do prefer a Whisky | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once"Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty | |||
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"I'm awake but drinking Rum YUM. Hello Moriarty "Hello trouble | |||
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"Lying in bed wide awake with my two boy cats. Awww. My girl cat is purring gently near my feet. Her favourite place. No idea why as im most fidgety sleeper. He’d be competing for your feet ha ha She is a daft one. Gets rolled out of bed by my star fishing. " Does she attack your feet if you move? One of mine does. | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
I have a bottle of Eagle Rare and a single barrel bottle of Jack Daniels (not a fan of JD but I was at the distillery and it would have been rude not buy something). But I do prefer a Whisky"Nope not a fan of jd either I recently went to slane whiskey part funded by jd didnt float my boat | |||
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport
Aww that is a good reason
It’s the best
I’m sorry your dream woke you. Glad we could be here to give you a virtual cuddle x
My sleep is all over the place so I would have woken soon enough.
It was a strange dream with lots of fab people in it
Well now I'm all ears
Was it a wet sort of dream?
I wish. With the state of my left boob at the moment I couldn't imagine even a dream wanting to come near me
A load of us all lived on the same street though.
That sounds like the plot of a porn movie "Maybe I will pen a 70's style porn one in the morning | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty "It’s definitely worth a try | |||
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"I am awake for a good reason. And yes I had a nap... but it was a few hours ago. Wanks don’t knock me out either... although it doesn’t stop me trying "Well have a cuppa tea | |||
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"I'm awake but drinking Rum YUM. Hello Moriarty
Hello trouble"That's a fair label | |||
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"See if I can behave myself for the rest of the night
But whyyyyy! Dont behave. "I'm already slipping while browsing profiles and vids so I've changed into pj Shorts | |||
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" Was it a wet sort of dream?
I wish. With the state of my left boob at the moment I couldn't imagine even a dream wanting to come near me
A load of us all lived on the same street though.
Fabbers street party would be something I would like to live long enough to see "I will get the bunting ready now | |||
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"Lying in bed wide awake with my two boy cats. Awww. My girl cat is purring gently near my feet. Her favourite place. No idea why as im most fidgety sleeper. He’d be competing for your feet ha ha She is a daft one. Gets rolled out of bed by my star fishing. Does she attack your feet if you move? One of mine does. " Not always but when she does it makes me jump and scream ninja cat. It's not that she does actual harm. It's the surprise effect in the middle of the night. | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
It’s definitely worth a try "I turn around for a moment and you two are plotting something already | |||
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"See if I can behave myself for the rest of the night
But whyyyyy! Dont behave.
I'm already slipping while browsing profiles and vids so I've changed into pj Shorts "Thanks for "slipping' that image in my head. Well I kind of pushed you that direction eh?
I like how you affectionately write your shorts with Uppercase S  | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
It’s definitely worth a try
I turn around for a moment and you two are plotting something already "No it was you licking the whiskey silly. I don't do alcohol or boobs. I was getting you sorted | |||
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"I lie in and a nap so not very tired " As long as you arent too frustrated about it.
Hello. | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty "Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive | |||
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"No nocturnal, so filling the space. Is everyone awake for good reasons? Have you had a cheeky little nap and cant sleep now? Points at myself.
No dont tell me to wank. I'm not a man. It doesn't knock me out "If wanking worked to make you sleep I’d not have insomnia ever lol | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
It’s definitely worth a try
I turn around for a moment and you two are plotting something already
No it was you licking the whiskey silly. I don't do alcohol or boobs. I was getting you sorted "That wouldnt help me sleep Lois!
I feel very looked after. X | |||
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport
Aww that is a good reason
It’s the best
I’m sorry your dream woke you. Glad we could be here to give you a virtual cuddle x
My sleep is all over the place so I would have woken soon enough.
It was a strange dream with lots of fab people in it
Well now I'm all ears
Was it a wet sort of dream?
I wish. With the state of my left boob at the moment I couldn't imagine even a dream wanting to come near me
A load of us all lived on the same street though.
That sounds like the plot of a porn movie
Maybe I will pen a 70's style porn one in the morning "If you do send me the screenplay. I can help you with casting | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
It’s definitely worth a try
I turn around for a moment and you two are plotting something already
No it was you licking the whiskey silly. I don't do alcohol or boobs. I was getting you sorted
That wouldnt help me sleep Lois!
I feel very looked after. X"Well if you can't sleep you may as well have something to do whilst you are awake
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"The good reason still so tiny that he fits in one arm
It can be a challenge, but I don’t care about winning. It can be a dare, or a date, or team sport
Aww that is a good reason
It’s the best
I’m sorry your dream woke you. Glad we could be here to give you a virtual cuddle x
My sleep is all over the place so I would have woken soon enough.
It was a strange dream with lots of fab people in it
Well now I'm all ears
Was it a wet sort of dream?
I wish. With the state of my left boob at the moment I couldn't imagine even a dream wanting to come near me
A load of us all lived on the same street though.
That sounds like the plot of a porn movie
Maybe I will pen a 70's style porn one in the morning
If you do send me the screenplay. I can help you with casting "You are on | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive "No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs "Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted" | |||
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"No nocturnal, so filling the space. Is everyone awake for good reasons? Have you had a cheeky little nap and cant sleep now? Points at myself.
No dont tell me to wank. I'm not a man. It doesn't knock me out
If wanking worked to make you sleep I’d not have insomnia ever lol " hello wide awake Martin | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs "Aww... That’s an easy one to fix | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted" "Have you considered career change to matchmaker? | |||
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"I’ve been on nights for work and my body clock has now flipped. As much as I try, I won’t be sleeping anytime soon. Joys of shift work. "Fancy night time baking with me ? because of all the cake chat I'm attempting Victoria sponge tomorrow. Today.
Welcome Popeye. Your thread today was so thoughtful. X | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?"Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs "What about off your pussylips | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?
Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread "Oh the discoveries of the lockdown talent. I would also add an Erotica narrator. I say when you write a sample, record an audio for us | |||
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"Im not a good sleeper... I reckon i was a vampire in a previous life" Hmm if you were a vampire then your soul would be damned and not reborn most likely.
I reckon you are "just" a nocturnal animal. Welcome. | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?
Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread
Oh the discoveries of the lockdown talent. I would also add an Erotica narrator. I say when you write a sample, record an audio for us "I will have to find some Muzak for the background. | |||
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"No nocturnal, so filling the space. Is everyone awake for good reasons? Have you had a cheeky little nap and cant sleep now? Points at myself.
No dont tell me to wank. I'm not a man. It doesn't knock me out
If wanking worked to make you sleep I’d not have insomnia ever lol
hello wide awake Martin "Hello apart from good old insomnia you ok? | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?
Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread "I can see how those two professions might compliment each other | |||
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"See if I can behave myself for the rest of the night
But whyyyyy! Dont behave.
I'm already slipping while browsing profiles and vids so I've changed into pj Shorts
Thanks for "slipping' that image in my head. Well I kind of pushed you that direction eh?
I like how you affectionately write your shorts with Uppercase S "I don't know how long these shorts will stay on for | |||
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"No nocturnal, so filling the space. Is everyone awake for good reasons? Have you had a cheeky little nap and cant sleep now? Points at myself.
No dont tell me to wank. I'm not a man. It doesn't knock me out
If wanking worked to make you sleep I’d not have insomnia ever lol
hello wide awake Martin
Hello apart from good old insomnia you ok? "Definitely need some therapy;-)
How are you doing ? | |||
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I reckon you are "just" a nocturnal animal. Welcome."Well thats me corrected lol | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?
Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread
Oh the discoveries of the lockdown talent. I would also add an Erotica narrator. I say when you write a sample, record an audio for us "I would love someone to record themselves reading one of my stories | |||
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"No nocturnal, so filling the space. Is everyone awake for good reasons? Have you had a cheeky little nap and cant sleep now? Points at myself.
No dont tell me to wank. I'm not a man. It doesn't knock me out
If wanking worked to make you sleep I’d not have insomnia ever lol
hello wide awake Martin
Hello apart from good old insomnia you ok?
Definitely need some therapy;-)
How are you doing ?"I’ve had loads of therapy still got insomnia lol. I’m ok now I’ve got over my 2 day hangover | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?
Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread
Oh the discoveries of the lockdown talent. I would also add an Erotica narrator. I say when you write a sample, record an audio for us
I would love someone to record themselves reading one of my stories
"Happy to do that for you if you want. | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?
Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread
Oh the discoveries of the lockdown talent. I would also add an Erotica narrator. I say when you write a sample, record an audio for us
I would love someone to record themselves reading one of my stories
Happy to do that for you if you want. "And that is a great match! George have you heard Lois voice? | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?
Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread
Oh the discoveries of the lockdown talent. I would also add an Erotica narrator. I say when you write a sample, record an audio for us
I would love someone to record themselves reading one of my stories
Happy to do that for you if you want. "Amazing!! But which one? I’ll have a think | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?
Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread
Oh the discoveries of the lockdown talent. I would also add an Erotica narrator. I say when you write a sample, record an audio for us
I would love someone to record themselves reading one of my stories
Happy to do that for you if you want.
And that is a great match! George have you heard Lois voice? "I have not. I can’t wait to be amazed | |||
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"I’ve been on nights for work and my body clock has now flipped. As much as I try, I won’t be sleeping anytime soon. Joys of shift work.
Fancy night time baking with me ? because of all the cake chat I'm attempting Victoria sponge tomorrow. Today.
Welcome Popeye. Your thread today was so thoughtful. X"I’ve run out of flour unfortunately and I don’t think I’ll find any on the shelves. However, I’m doing some cooking instead today. If you’ve got chicken, various (Asian) spices, garlic and ginger paste - you can join me to make a little dinner dish. | |||
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"I’ve been on nights for work and my body clock has now flipped. As much as I try, I won’t be sleeping anytime soon. Joys of shift work.
Fancy night time baking with me ? because of all the cake chat I'm attempting Victoria sponge tomorrow. Today.
Welcome Popeye. Your thread today was so thoughtful. X
I’ve run out of flour unfortunately and I don’t think I’ll find any on the shelves. However, I’m doing some cooking instead today.
If you’ve got chicken, various (Asian) spices, garlic and ginger paste - you can join me to make a little dinner dish.
"Hahaha you have no clue. I have a vast collection of spices.. just name it. Ginger and garlic paste too. Chicken drumsticks is all I have. But mean on the bone has more flavour ;-( | |||
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"I’ve been on nights for work and my body clock has now flipped. As much as I try, I won’t be sleeping anytime soon. Joys of shift work.
Fancy night time baking with me ? because of all the cake chat I'm attempting Victoria sponge tomorrow. Today.
Welcome Popeye. Your thread today was so thoughtful. X
I’ve run out of flour unfortunately and I don’t think I’ll find any on the shelves. However, I’m doing some cooking instead today.
If you’ve got chicken, various (Asian) spices, garlic and ginger paste - you can join me to make a little dinner dish.
Hahaha you have no clue. I have a vast collection of spices.. just name it. Ginger and garlic paste too. Chicken drumsticks is all I have. But mean on the bone has more flavour ;-("Drumsticks or wings will do.  | |||
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"Wide awake too, been cycling and walking yet still not knackered. Being single sucks too" Its irritating when you should in theory be falling asleep after all this exercise ! Hugs. Would it help to imagine you could have been locked with a person who would be snoring right now ? | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?
Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread
Oh the discoveries of the lockdown talent. I would also add an Erotica narrator. I say when you write a sample, record an audio for us
I would love someone to record themselves reading one of my stories
Happy to do that for you if you want.
And that is a great match! George have you heard Lois voice?
I have not. I can’t wait to be amazed "This is the little clip I did for the voice challenge the other week https://youtu.be/_kvcIBesk5s | |||
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"Evening... Starting to feel tired now, hope you're OK "I definitely calmed down. Typing seems to have a white noise effect on me
Hola Muchas Gracias. I'm fine , how have you been? | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?
Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread
Oh the discoveries of the lockdown talent. I would also add an Erotica narrator. I say when you write a sample, record an audio for us
I would love someone to record themselves reading one of my stories
Happy to do that for you if you want.
And that is a great match! George have you heard Lois voice?
I have not. I can’t wait to be amazed
This is the little clip I did for the voice challenge the other week
https://youtu.be/_kvcIBesk5s
"Oh my... you sound divine
Here’s a writing sample: https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/976022 | |||
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"I’m awake but drinking whiskey
I was so tempted by whisky this evening, but the best one is almost empty
Depends on whether your talking whisky or whiskey I stick to the the whiskey
I get confused I think it’s a whisky. Aberlour single malt. It’s lush! I need to buy more x
I'm with Scottish too. Sorry Busty. but you know. I will try most things once
Maybe licking whiskey off your boobs would be the way to get Rose to convert Busty
Speaking from experience, licking whisky off boobs is very persuasive
No one has ever licked whiskey/whisky off my boobs
Yells "Rose. Rose. Get your plane ticket sorted"
Have you considered career change to matchmaker?
Matchmaker and porn writer after this thread
Oh the discoveries of the lockdown talent. I would also add an Erotica narrator. I say when you write a sample, record an audio for us
I would love someone to record themselves reading one of my stories
Happy to do that for you if you want.
And that is a great match! George have you heard Lois voice?
I have not. I can’t wait to be amazed
This is the little clip I did for the voice challenge the other week
https://youtu.be/_kvcIBesk5s
Oh my... you sound divine
Here’s a writing sample: https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/stories/976022"I will do a sample tomorrow and pm you the file. See what you think and then I can do the whole of it if you want. | |||
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"I am just making a branbrack fruit cake as I cant sleep now either yum it smells so good. "Hello bangon
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"Morning night owls! Never normally up this late but one too many beers keeps me wide awake, oops! Well, it was Saturday night after all! " It still is ! Hello you
https://youtu.be/u1qN6gLbUMw
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"It's an irish tea loaf/bread made with raisins and sultanas it tastes out of this world. You can eat it with or with butter I recommend butter tho." Mmm sounds like a comfort food category. Can you toast it lightly? | |||
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"Morning night owls! Never normally up this late but one too many beers keeps me wide awake, oops! Well, it was Saturday night after all! It still is ! Hello you
https://youtu.be/u1qN6gLbUMw
Yes! Love it! All I get is "watch porn it will make you fall asleep", although I find watching ASMR videos makes me fall asleep faster!
Saturday Night Fever- Bee Gees " | |||
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"Morning night owls! Never normally up this late but one too many beers keeps me wide awake, oops! Well, it was Saturday night after all! It still is ! Hello you
https://youtu.be/u1qN6gLbUMw
Yes! Love it! All I get is "watch porn it will make you fall asleep", although I find watching ASMR videos makes me fall asleep faster!
Saturday Night Fever- Bee Gees "Haha I'm going against the thread then. Dance and you will knock yourself out | |||
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"I'll certainly do my best! " perfect ! Get those moves on. | |||
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"Oh yes forgot how good that is to lol great toasted " Ha. I had a feeling it will be even better toasted. now ssshhh my tummy started rambling | |||
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"No nocturnal, so filling the space. Is everyone awake for good reasons? Have you had a cheeky little nap and cant sleep now? Points at myself.
No dont tell me to wank. I'm not a man. It doesn't knock me out "I know a beautiful rose who smells great, and I end up wherever she is. No matter if it is day or night! | |||
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Some more Zen Gucheng music. I love it!!!:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSRw3ZSd4gk&list=RDKtV8m6UzD7c&index=3
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