FabSwingers.com forum: Bad jokes!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on people share your terrible jokes!!!

Did you hear about the dildo farmer?

Had terrible trouble with squaters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What wobbles in the sky?

A Jellycopter.

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head?

Beertricks

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror? Haloumi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fssshh.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone stole the batteries from my calculator..

It just doesn’t add up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two tomatoes are walking down the road.

One says to the other,” where do you live?”

He replies “ I’m not telling you, you might nick my washing”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what's remarkable?

A whiteboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man went to the doctors. Doctor gave him two weeks to live. He couldn’t pay the bill. Doctor gave him another two weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's got 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?

A stick

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"What's got 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Police had their toilet stolen

the investigation found they have nothing to go on

Tomato and Apple were having a race Apple is winning and shouts come on TOMATO KETCHUP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a fly without wings ? .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A walk

That is bloody terrible but you wanted bad jokes

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You've got to hand it to them...

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Ticket collectors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you sex an ant?

Put it in water, if it sinks it's a girl, if it floats it's a .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the war my grandfather was responsible for bringing down 7 Messerschmitt 109's. Worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the hen doo

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