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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van" At least it isnt a hamster  | |||
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"Eh ??  "Party up on the alloments bud. My mate Jim's got some homebrew, I've got some cans and a few birds are game. You in or what? | |||
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"I’m not overly fond of ferrets" He's alright, I handle him everyday so he dont bite like... | |||
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"Is there corned beef?" Corned beef sarnies aye. Brown sauce or mustard? | |||
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"Do you have any veg we can tug on. " Parsnips. Here try some of Jims beetroot and apple wine. Its good stuff... | |||
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"Do you have any veg we can tug on. Parsnips. Here try some of Jims beetroot and apple wine. Its good stuff..." Will it turn my wee pink! | |||
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"Do you have any veg we can tug on. Parsnips. Here try some of Jims beetroot and apple wine. Its good stuff... Will it turn my wee pink! "Of course! Worth it though. Or would you prefer a rhubarb gin?... | |||
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"Is there corned beef? Corned beef sarnies aye. Brown sauce or mustard?" Red? | |||
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"I’m up for it "Wehey! Have a corned beef sarnie and a can! | |||
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"Is there corned beef? Corned beef sarnies aye. Brown sauce or mustard? Red?" Oh fuck now you're asking! There might be one or two sachets on the dashboard like... | |||
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"Is there corned beef?" If there is corned beef, I'm coming with my pickle | |||
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"Is there corned beef? If there is corned beef, I'm coming with my pickle " Jims got some marrow chutney in his shed... | |||
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"Is there corned beef? Corned beef sarnies aye. Brown sauce or mustard?" Oi oh slow ya roll... I hadn't finished that!! You philanderer, you corned beef burgler! Giving away me butty! I'd taken a bite out of that and everything! | |||
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"Do you have any veg we can tug on. Parsnips. Here try some of Jims beetroot and apple wine. Its good stuff... Will it turn my wee pink!
Of course! Worth it though. Or would you prefer a rhubarb gin?..."I'll try it all  | |||
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"Is there corned beef? Corned beef sarnies aye. Brown sauce or mustard? Oi oh slow ya roll... I hadn't finished that!! You philanderer, you corned beef burgler! Giving away me butty! I'd taken a bite out of that and everything!" Ive opened another tin and there's a whole loaf here. Fill yer boots love. Fancy a can o stout? | |||
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"Do you have any veg we can tug on. Parsnips. Here try some of Jims beetroot and apple wine. Its good stuff... Will it turn my wee pink!
Of course! Worth it though. Or would you prefer a rhubarb gin?...
I'll try it all "That's what I heard  | |||
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"Is there corned beef? Corned beef sarnies aye. Brown sauce or mustard? Oi oh slow ya roll... I hadn't finished that!! You philanderer, you corned beef burgler! Giving away me butty! I'd taken a bite out of that and everything! Ive opened another tin and there's a whole loaf here. Fill yer boots love. Fancy a can o stout?" Oh ok! He's welcome to me half chewed butty then. Oh aye, always up for a stout me | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 02/05/20 23:06:39] Try again can I bring my pony "Fuck aye. Loves a wee horse. Dig him up a carrot, the more the merrier innit... | |||
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"Is there corned beef? If there is corned beef, I'm coming with my pickle Jims got some marrow chutney in his shed..." Mmmmmm marrow | |||
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"Is there corned beef? Corned beef sarnies aye. Brown sauce or mustard? Oi oh slow ya roll... I hadn't finished that!! You philanderer, you corned beef burgler! Giving away me butty! I'd taken a bite out of that and everything! Ive opened another tin and there's a whole loaf here. Fill yer boots love. Fancy a can o stout? Oh ok! He's welcome to me half chewed butty then. Oh aye, always up for a stout me "Fill yer cup innit | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van A nod towards your Beltane appreciation, and as a previous ferret owner "Get the fire going then... | |||
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"Is there corned beef? Corned beef sarnies aye. Brown sauce or mustard? Oi oh slow ya roll... I hadn't finished that!! You philanderer, you corned beef burgler! Giving away me butty! I'd taken a bite out of that and everything! Ive opened another tin and there's a whole loaf here. Fill yer boots love. Fancy a can o stout? Oh ok! He's welcome to me half chewed butty then. Oh aye, always up for a stout me
Fill yer cup innit "I need a bucket fam | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van A nod towards your Beltane appreciation, and as a previous ferret owner
Get the fire going then... "The fires always burning...but the candles were lit... | |||
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"Is there corned beef? Corned beef sarnies aye. Brown sauce or mustard? Oi oh slow ya roll... I hadn't finished that!! You philanderer, you corned beef burgler! Giving away me butty! I'd taken a bite out of that and everything! Ive opened another tin and there's a whole loaf here. Fill yer boots love. Fancy a can o stout? Oh ok! He's welcome to me half chewed butty then. Oh aye, always up for a stout me
Fill yer cup innit
I need a bucket fam"Will a watering can do?... | |||
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"Is there corned beef? Corned beef sarnies aye. Brown sauce or mustard? Oi oh slow ya roll... I hadn't finished that!! You philanderer, you corned beef burgler! Giving away me butty! I'd taken a bite out of that and everything! Ive opened another tin and there's a whole loaf here. Fill yer boots love. Fancy a can o stout? Oh ok! He's welcome to me half chewed butty then. Oh aye, always up for a stout me
Fill yer cup innit
I need a bucket fam
Will a watering can do?..."Perfect! It has a spout! No spillages | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van A nod towards your Beltane appreciation, and as a previous ferret owner
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The fires always burning...but the candles were lit..."Have a can of stout | |||
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"Is there corned beef? Corned beef sarnies aye. Brown sauce or mustard? Oi oh slow ya roll... I hadn't finished that!! You philanderer, you corned beef burgler! Giving away me butty! I'd taken a bite out of that and everything! Ive opened another tin and there's a whole loaf here. Fill yer boots love. Fancy a can o stout? Oh ok! He's welcome to me half chewed butty then. Oh aye, always up for a stout me
Fill yer cup innit
I need a bucket fam
Will a watering can do?...
Perfect! It has a spout! No spillages "Its not the only thing with a spout love...  | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van A nod towards your Beltane appreciation, and as a previous ferret owner
Get the fire going then...
The fires always burning...but the candles were lit...
Have a can of stout"I made do with Absinthe, and a certain fungi blend | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van A nod towards your Beltane appreciation, and as a previous ferret owner
Get the fire going then...
The fires always burning...but the candles were lit...
Have a can of stout
I made do with Absinthe, and a certain fungi blend"Jesus you're going for it mun! Dont end up sticking your head through the greenhouse for gods sake! | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van A nod towards your Beltane appreciation, and as a previous ferret owner
Get the fire going then...
The fires always burning...but the candles were lit...
Have a can of stout
I made do with Absinthe, and a certain fungi blend
Jesus you're going for it mun! Dont end up sticking your head through the greenhouse for gods sake!"No danger, my friend. I won't send my head anywhere it's not wanted | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van A nod towards your Beltane appreciation, and as a previous ferret owner
Get the fire going then...
The fires always burning...but the candles were lit...
Have a can of stout
I made do with Absinthe, and a certain fungi blend
Jesus you're going for it mun! Dont end up sticking your head through the greenhouse for gods sake!
No danger, my friend. I won't send my head anywhere it's not wanted"We're going to get hammered! | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van A nod towards your Beltane appreciation, and as a previous ferret owner
Get the fire going then...
The fires always burning...but the candles were lit...
Have a can of stout
I made do with Absinthe, and a certain fungi blend
Jesus you're going for it mun! Dont end up sticking your head through the greenhouse for gods sake!
No danger, my friend. I won't send my head anywhere it's not wanted
We're going to get hammered!"I'd prefer to call it inciteful. Notepad and pencil required.... | |||
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"Do I need wellies for this "Yeh no other clothing though Sandy. Have some beetroot and apple wine (hic) | |||
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"Do I need wellies for this
Yeh no other clothing though Sandy. Have some beetroot and apple wine (hic) "Ohh sounds like a heady concoction | |||
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"Do I need wellies for this
Yeh no other clothing though Sandy. Have some beetroot and apple wine (hic)
Ohh sounds like a heady concoction "There's some rhubarb gin as well... | |||
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"Damn ive probably missed the party, I so wanted to stroke your ferret "He's an early riser! He loves getting into a hole first thing... | |||
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Bit of a mess down there, your mate Jim seems to have a courgette and a bunch of leeks sticking out his arse...
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"Just stopped by on way t'shop for me rag, left a thermos of cabbage flavoured tea for you
Bit of a mess down there, your mate Jim seems to have a courgette and a bunch of leeks sticking out his arse...
Peach "Brilliant. Ive got to get down there in a bit to have a look at me seed trays. Was that lad on the magig mushroom absinthe alright? | |||
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"Just stopped by on way t'shop for me rag, left a thermos of cabbage flavoured tea for you
Bit of a mess down there, your mate Jim seems to have a courgette and a bunch of leeks sticking out his arse...
Peach
Brilliant. Ive got to get down there in a bit to have a look at me seed trays. Was that lad on the magig mushroom absinthe alright?"Is he the one with a bucket on his head sitting on the shed roof sobbing whilst reading Gardner's Weekly upside down? Yeah he's still there trying to start the engine on his dragon.. Peach | |||
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"Just stopped by on way t'shop for me rag, left a thermos of cabbage flavoured tea for you
Bit of a mess down there, your mate Jim seems to have a courgette and a bunch of leeks sticking out his arse...
Peach
Brilliant. Ive got to get down there in a bit to have a look at me seed trays. Was that lad on the magig mushroom absinthe alright?
Is he the one with a bucket on his head sitting on the shed roof sobbing whilst reading Gardner's Weekly upside down? Yeah he's still there trying to start the engine on his dragon..
Peach "Yeh that's the lad. As long as he hasn't put his head through the greenhouse or drowned himself in the water butt... | |||
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"Sounds like I missed a go do "*good do  must be too early for my phone | |||
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"Sounds like I missed a go do "The bonfire is still going Sandy. Give us a hand with me sprouts a minute... | |||
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"Sounds like I missed a go do
The bonfire is still going Sandy. Give us a hand with me sprouts a minute... "Ohh I love popping em off the stalk | |||
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"Sounds like I missed a go do
The bonfire is still going Sandy. Give us a hand with me sprouts a minute...
Ohh I love popping em off the stalk "And straight into the mouth! | |||
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"Sounds like I missed a go do
The bonfire is still going Sandy. Give us a hand with me sprouts a minute...
Ohh I love popping em off the stalk
And straight into the mouth! "Yeah, crunchy little buggers  | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van Is this some sexy code? "No code bud. I just know what that lasses on fab are really looking for in a bloke... | |||
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"Sounds like I missed a go do
The bonfire is still going Sandy. Give us a hand with me sprouts a minute...
Ohh I love popping em off the stalk
And straight into the mouth!
Yeah, crunchy little buggers "Are you sure that's not a snail? | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van Is this some sexy code?
No code bud. I just know what that lasses on fab are really looking for in a bloke... "Hahaha | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van Is this some sexy code?
No code bud. I just know what that lasses on fab are really looking for in a bloke...
Hahaha "Here Nippy, have some of auld Jims beetroot and apple wine. Its like feckin rocket fuel... | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van Is this some sexy code?
No code bud. I just know what that lasses on fab are really looking for in a bloke...
Hahaha
Here Nippy, have some of auld Jims beetroot and apple wine. Its like feckin rocket fuel... "Cheers
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"Morning everyone "Wehey how are ya? | |||
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"Morning everyone "Morning my new favourite thing to look at  | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van Is this some sexy code?
No code bud. I just know what that lasses on fab are really looking for in a bloke...
Hahaha
Here Nippy, have some of auld Jims beetroot and apple wine. Its like feckin rocket fuel...
Cheers
* sips gently * "Get it down yer lad . I didnt give it thee in a pint glass to sip! | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at "Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ... | |||
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"Morning everyone
Wehey how are ya? "Excellent I think | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at "Hello to you too | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van Is this some sexy code?
No code bud. I just know what that lasses on fab are really looking for in a bloke...
Hahaha
Here Nippy, have some of auld Jims beetroot and apple wine. Its like feckin rocket fuel...
Cheers
* sips gently *
Get it down yer lad . I didnt give it thee in a pint glass to sip! "In my mind it was in one of those Viking horn cup thingies, I had my pinky out.... | |||
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Wehey how are ya?
Excellent I think "Hair of the dog? | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ... "Image stuck in my head now, cheers | |||
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"Just stopping to get a bag of chips on the way. Who's coming?...I've got me ferret in the van Is this some sexy code?
No code bud. I just know what that lasses on fab are really looking for in a bloke...
Hahaha
Here Nippy, have some of auld Jims beetroot and apple wine. Its like feckin rocket fuel...
Cheers
* sips gently *
Get it down yer lad . I didnt give it thee in a pint glass to sip!
In my mind it was in one of those Viking horn cup thingies, I had my pinky out.... "Auld Jims viking horn... | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers " | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers "No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x | |||
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"Throw some more logs on the fire! "My head is spinning | |||
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"Throw some more logs on the fire!
My head is spinning "That'll be the rhubarb gin | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x "Not helping... | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping... "Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret? | |||
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"Throw some more logs on the fire!
My head is spinning
That'll be the rhubarb gin " | |||
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"Throw some more logs on the fire!
My head is spinning
That'll be the rhubarb gin
"Here, I put some jacket tatties in first thing. Should be done now,get some grub in you girl... | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?"Can I put it down my trousers.... | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?
Can I put it down my trousers.... "Yeh, I cant promise he wont bite though... | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?
Can I put it down my trousers....
Yeh, I cant promise he wont bite though... "Be rude not to..... | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?
Can I put it down my trousers....
Yeh, I cant promise he wont bite though...
Be rude not to..... " I leave you both for two minutes | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?
Can I put it down my trousers....
Yeh, I cant promise he wont bite though...
Be rude not to.....
I leave you both for two minutes "Help????
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?
Can I put it down my trousers....
Yeh, I cant promise he wont bite though...
Be rude not to.....
I leave you both for two minutes
Help????
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?
Can I put it down my trousers....
Yeh, I cant promise he wont bite though...
Be rude not to.....
I leave you both for two minutes
Help????
You only had to ask " | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?
Can I put it down my trousers....
Yeh, I cant promise he wont bite though...
Be rude not to.....
I leave you both for two minutes "Were you hoying up behind auld Jims raspberries? | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?
Can I put it down my trousers....
Yeh, I cant promise he wont bite though...
Be rude not to.....
I leave you both for two minutes
Were you hoying up behind auld Jims raspberries? "Stop talking about my nipples | |||
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Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?
Can I put it down my trousers....
Yeh, I cant promise he wont bite though...
Be rude not to.....
I leave you both for two minutes
Were you hoying up behind auld Jims raspberries?
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?
Can I put it down my trousers....
Yeh, I cant promise he wont bite though...
Be rude not to.....
I leave you both for two minutes
Were you hoying up behind auld Jims raspberries?
Stop talking about my nipples "Nobody has called me nipples for years.... | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning my new favourite thing to look at
Have you met Bustys pony? He's tied up by the hedge. Lovely big lad he is ...
Image stuck in my head now, cheers
No, Busty has actually brought a pony to the allotents. A lovely big cob x
Not helping...
Have some rhubarb gin to steady your nerves. Do you want to play with my ferret?
Can I put it down my trousers....
Yeh, I cant promise he wont bite though...
Be rude not to.....
I leave you both for two minutes
Were you hoying up behind auld Jims raspberries?
Stop talking about my nipples
Nobody has called me nipples for years.... "How's the ferret? | |||
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Mmm blackberry vodka "Hey Dan I would have appreciated a greeting? But I forgive you, again. Nice to finally meet you...you look just like yer profile pic! Not a fraction different!! How do you do that? | |||
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Mmm blackberry vodka Hey Dan I would have appreciated a greeting? But I forgive you, again.
Nice to finally meet you...you look just like yer profile pic! Not a fraction different!!
How do you do that? "Im just an old dog Huey! Here have a pint of homebrew mate... | |||
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Wehey pull up a straw bale me old china. Fancy a pint of auld Jims home brew?...Thanks mate, is it lethal?
Its like rocket fuel bud..."Let's have a sip... | |||
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Mmm blackberry vodka Hey Dan I would have appreciated a greeting? But I forgive you, again.
Nice to finally meet you...you look just like yer profile pic! Not a fraction different!!
How do you do that?
Im just an old dog Huey! Here have a pint of homebrew mate..."A wise old dog more like..thanks for the sup. Where's Annabelle got to? (With those drinks)...between me and you. Because of that's about all she's good for tonight...but don't say I said it! | |||
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There's a few stragglers rolling about in the rhubarb. I think Busty and the other lad with the trouser ferret have sloped off to feed the pony and there's a lad from Cumbria still sat on the shed roof off it on magic mushrooms and absinthe. Take a pew on a strawbale and see who else turns up innit..."Chilling out in the wilderness. I can dig it! | |||
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There's a few stragglers rolling about in the rhubarb. I think Busty and the other lad with the trouser ferret have sloped off to feed the pony and there's a lad from Cumbria still sat on the shed roof off it on magic mushrooms and absinthe. Take a pew on a strawbale and see who else turns up innit... Chilling out in the wilderness.
I can dig it! "Heres a fork then. The beds need going over! | |||
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Mmm blackberry vodka Hey Dan I would have appreciated a greeting? But I forgive you, again.
Nice to finally meet you...you look just like yer profile pic! Not a fraction different!!
How do you do that?
Im just an old dog Huey! Here have a pint of homebrew mate... A wise old dog more like..thanks for the sup.
Where's Annabelle got to?
(With those drinks)...between me and you. Because of
that's about all she's good for tonight...but don't say I said it!"That's for the audience not Dan! | |||
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There's a few stragglers rolling about in the rhubarb. I think Busty and the other lad with the trouser ferret have sloped off to feed the pony and there's a lad from Cumbria still sat on the shed roof off it on magic mushrooms and absinthe. Take a pew on a strawbale and see who else turns up innit... Chilling out in the wilderness.
I can dig it!
Heres a fork then. The beds need going over! "Not that sort of digging not yet anyway...unless the gin needs more rhubarb. How long does it take to ferment? | |||
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There's a few stragglers rolling about in the rhubarb. I think Busty and the other lad with the trouser ferret have sloped off to feed the pony and there's a lad from Cumbria still sat on the shed roof off it on magic mushrooms and absinthe. Take a pew on a strawbale and see who else turns up innit... Chilling out in the wilderness.
I can dig it!
Heres a fork then. The beds need going over! Not that sort of digging not yet anyway...unless the gin needs more rhubarb.
How long does it take to ferment?"Absinthe and mushrooms? You sure he's coming down off that roof? | |||
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Mmm blackberry vodka Hey Dan I would have appreciated a greeting? But I forgive you, again.
Nice to finally meet you...you look just like yer profile pic! Not a fraction different!!
How do you do that?
Im just an old dog Huey! Here have a pint of homebrew mate... A wise old dog more like..thanks for the sup.
Where's Annabelle got to?
(With those drinks)...between me and you. Because of
that's about all she's good for tonight...but don't say I said it! That's for the audience not Dan! "I think she's picking blackberries in the hedge. For the vodka like | |||
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Mmm blackberry vodka Hey Dan I would have appreciated a greeting? But I forgive you, again.
Nice to finally meet you...you look just like yer profile pic! Not a fraction different!!
How do you do that?
Im just an old dog Huey! Here have a pint of homebrew mate... A wise old dog more like..thanks for the sup.
Where's Annabelle got to?
(With those drinks)...between me and you. Because of
that's about all she's good for tonight...but don't say I said it! That's for the audience not Dan!
I think she's picking blackberries in the hedge. For the vodka like"You know Sandybeach? Well that's me Mum. Don't tell her I'm here...and I'll avoid her. | |||
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Mmm blackberry vodka Hey Dan I would have appreciated a greeting? But I forgive you, again.
Nice to finally meet you...you look just like yer profile pic! Not a fraction different!!
How do you do that?
Im just an old dog Huey! Here have a pint of homebrew mate... A wise old dog more like..thanks for the sup.
Where's Annabelle got to?
(With those drinks)...between me and you. Because of
that's about all she's good for tonight...but don't say I said it! That's for the audience not Dan!
I think she's picking blackberries in the hedge. For the vodka like You know Sandybeach? Well that's me Mum. Don't tell her I'm here...and I'll avoid her. "Hi son, I hope you are drinking at this hour in the morning  | |||
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Mmm blackberry vodka
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"Anybody here actually drink alcohol! Sorry missed it Rhubarb Gin! Wow!! I can't do gin. I'll bring vodka
Mmm blackberry vodka Hey Dan I would have appreciated a greeting? But I forgive you, again.
Nice to finally meet you...you look just like yer profile pic! Not a fraction different!!
How do you do that?
Im just an old dog Huey! Here have a pint of homebrew mate... A wise old dog more like..thanks for the sup.
Where's Annabelle got to?
(With those drinks)...between me and you. Because of
that's about all she's good for tonight...but don't say I said it! That's for the audience not Dan!
I think she's picking blackberries in the hedge. For the vodka like You know Sandybeach? Well that's me Mum. Don't tell her I'm here...and I'll avoid her.
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Mmm blackberry vodka Hey Dan I would have appreciated a greeting? But I forgive you, again.
Nice to finally meet you...you look just like yer profile pic! Not a fraction different!!
How do you do that?
Im just an old dog Huey! Here have a pint of homebrew mate... A wise old dog more like..thanks for the sup.
Where's Annabelle got to?
(With those drinks)...between me and you. Because of
that's about all she's good for tonight...but don't say I said it! That's for the audience not Dan!
I think she's picking blackberries in the hedge. For the vodka like You know Sandybeach? Well that's me Mum. Don't tell her I'm here...and I'll avoid her.
Hi son, I hope you are drinking at this hour in the morning You mean you don't mind! "Well it is 12.30 | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
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There's jacket tatties on the fire...
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There's jacket tatties on the fire...
And I’ve brought bacon to fry up with the Brussels like a posh bubble n squeak "Mom just a quiet word before we go on....if we both get pissed let's try not to, you know what. OK ( Hush Hush Wink Wink) | |||
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There's jacket tatties on the fire...
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Ohh now you're talking proper river cottage stuff! Ill fetch the brown sauce from the van..."Beats Ready Meals! | |||
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"Anybody here actually drink alcohol! Sorry missed it Rhubarb Gin! Wow!! I can't do gin. I'll bring vodka
Mmm blackberry vodka Hey Dan I would have appreciated a greeting? But I forgive you, again.
Nice to finally meet you...you look just like yer profile pic! Not a fraction different!!
How do you do that?
Im just an old dog Huey! Here have a pint of homebrew mate... A wise old dog more like..thanks for the sup.
Where's Annabelle got to?
(With those drinks)...between me and you. Because of
that's about all she's good for tonight...but don't say I said it!"I'll have you for that if I ever make it...I'm dodging the kids  | |||
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Hi mate (hand out) formal intro.
I'm Hueylong."*puts on posh voice* Ooh hello Hueylong. I am MissD. I like porn, photography, books on guns. I'm also partial to a corned beef butty | |||
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"Anybody here actually drink alcohol! Sorry missed it Rhubarb Gin! Wow!! I can't do gin. I'll bring vodka
Mmm blackberry vodka
I'll grab a bottle of that and a few munchies Hi Anabelle. Just letting you know what a sweet guy I am.x" | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
Hi mate (hand out) formal intro.
I'm Hueylong.
*puts on posh voice*
Ooh hello Hueylong. I am MissD. I like porn, photography, books on guns. I'm also partial to a corned beef butty "I was actually saying hi to Erect Jim...two birds (one actually) with one stone. She sounds hot | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
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What we having on 'em chief? "Bubble and squeak with marrow Chutney and brown sauce by the looks of it... | |||
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Mmm blackberry vodka
I'll grab a bottle of that and a few munchies Hi Anabelle. Just letting you know what a sweet guy I am.x
"Your first post to me was followed by a rainbow I know it's important but it kind of dampened my ardour! I came through the door to be greeted by a rainbow....just give me a little while to get over it. | |||
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"Anybody here actually drink alcohol! Sorry missed it Rhubarb Gin! Wow!! I can't do gin. I'll bring vodka
Mmm blackberry vodka Hey Dan I would have appreciated a greeting? But I forgive you, again.
Nice to finally meet you...you look just like yer profile pic! Not a fraction different!!
How do you do that?
Im just an old dog Huey! Here have a pint of homebrew mate... A wise old dog more like..thanks for the sup.
Where's Annabelle got to?
(With those drinks)...between me and you. Because of
that's about all she's good for tonight...but don't say I said it!
I'll have you for that if I ever make it...I'm dodging the kids "She's right here, children! | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
Hi mate (hand out) formal intro.
I'm Hueylong.
*puts on posh voice*
Ooh hello Hueylong. I am MissD. I like porn, photography, books on guns. I'm also partial to a corned beef butty "Miss Dreavus could you take the lead with all this...maybe just drag me into the bushes? I'm kinda shy. | |||
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"Can I get a cucumber cocktail at the party "Ohh hello, nice to see a bit of glam on the allotments! Of course you can lovely. A courgette and some ripe radishes too if you fancy it... | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
Hi mate (hand out) formal intro.
I'm Hueylong.
*puts on posh voice*
Ooh hello Hueylong. I am MissD. I like porn, photography, books on guns. I'm also partial to a corned beef butty I was actually saying hi to Erect Jim...two birds (one actually) with one stone. She sounds hot "Ooh sorry, oh well here I am | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
There's jacket tatties on the fire...
What we having on 'em chief?
Bubble and squeak with marrow Chutney and brown sauce by the looks of it..."Oh aye, sounds yum that does | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
Hi mate (hand out) formal intro.
I'm Hueylong.
*puts on posh voice*
Ooh hello Hueylong. I am MissD. I like porn, photography, books on guns. I'm also partial to a corned beef butty Miss Dreavus could you take the lead with all this...maybe just drag me into the bushes? I'm kinda shy. "Not the bush where I shat behind though ayev | |||
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Ohh hello, nice to see a bit of glam on the allotments! Of course you can lovely. A courgette and some ripe radishes too if you fancy it... "I'm partial to ripe radishes too so I'll mince cyberly over there then | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
Hi mate (hand out) formal intro.
I'm Hueylong.
*puts on posh voice*
Ooh hello Hueylong. I am MissD. I like porn, photography, books on guns. I'm also partial to a corned beef butty Miss Dreavus could you take the lead with all this...maybe just drag me into the bushes? I'm kinda shy.
Not the bush where I shat behind though ayev "That'll do. | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
Hi mate (hand out) formal intro.
I'm Hueylong.
*puts on posh voice*
Ooh hello Hueylong. I am MissD. I like porn, photography, books on guns. I'm also partial to a corned beef butty Miss Dreavus could you take the lead with all this...maybe just drag me into the bushes? I'm kinda shy.
Not the bush where I shat behind though ayev That'll do." | |||
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"Can I get a cucumber cocktail at the party
Ohh hello, nice to see a bit of glam on the allotments! Of course you can lovely. A courgette and some ripe radishes too if you fancy it...
I'm partial to ripe radishes too so I'll mince cyberly over there then "Mind ya heels tho Lillie, you need stiletto wellies down here | |||
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"Anybody here actually drink alcohol! Sorry missed it Rhubarb Gin! Wow!! I can't do gin. I'll bring vodka
Mmm blackberry vodka
I'll grab a bottle of that and a few munchies Hi Anabelle. Just letting you know what a sweet guy I am.x
Your first post to me was followed by a rainbow I know it's important but it kind of dampened my ardour! I came through the door to be greeted by a rainbow....just give me a little while to get over it. "It was a slip.of the finger | |||
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"Anybody here actually drink alcohol! Sorry missed it Rhubarb Gin! Wow!! I can't do gin. I'll bring vodka
Mmm blackberry vodka
I'll grab a bottle of that and a few munchies Hi Anabelle. Just letting you know what a sweet guy I am.x
Your first post to me was followed by a rainbow I know it's important but it kind of dampened my ardour! I came through the door to be greeted by a rainbow....just give me a little while to get over it.
It was a slip.of the finger "(Pumping heart emoji) no slip of the finger. xxxxxxxxxxxxx etc | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
Hi mate (hand out) formal intro.
I'm Hueylong.
*puts on posh voice*
Ooh hello Hueylong. I am MissD. I like porn, photography, books on guns. I'm also partial to a corned beef butty Miss Dreavus could you take the lead with all this...maybe just drag me into the bushes? I'm kinda shy.
Not the bush where I shat behind though ayev "Its been nice talking to you even if it's ended for now in a shitty way...I'll see you later on in the party... | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
Hi mate (hand out) formal intro.
I'm Hueylong.
*puts on posh voice*
Ooh hello Hueylong. I am MissD. I like porn, photography, books on guns. I'm also partial to a corned beef butty I was actually saying hi to Erect Jim...two birds (one actually) with one stone. She sounds hot
Ooh sorry, oh well here I am "Is that Jim? I sound like a blind man! May as well find out if the dumb talk. | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
Hi mate (hand out) formal intro.
I'm Hueylong.
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Ooh hello Hueylong. I am MissD. I like porn, photography, books on guns. I'm also partial to a corned beef butty I was actually saying hi to Erect Jim...two birds (one actually) with one stone. She sounds hot
Ooh sorry, oh well here I am Is that Jim? I sound like a blind man! May as well find out if the dumb talk. "Texted Jim on his PM (private mobile) to let him know I'm leg-pulling. | |||
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"I’m not overly fond of ferrets" my daughter has just decided she wants one lol | |||
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"I'm still here, went for a poop behind that bush and got lost on the way back. Starving though, what's for breakfast?
Hi mate (hand out) formal intro.
I'm Hueylong.
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Ooh hello Hueylong. I am MissD. I like porn, photography, books on guns. I'm also partial to a corned beef butty I was actually saying hi to Erect Jim...two birds (one actually) with one stone. She sounds hot
Ooh sorry, oh well here I am Is that Jim? I sound like a blind man! May as well find out if the dumb talk. Texted Jim on his PM (private mobile) to let him know I'm leg-pulling. "But he's wearing a wig and you're squinting | |||
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"[Poop removed by poster at 03/05/20 13:22:07]" You're a good mate you are! | |||
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"I’m not overly fond of ferrets my daughter has just decided she wants one lol" Get her one. Loads friendlier and more of a laugh than guinea pigs and if you get a girlie they dont even smell! Easy to find a rescue one too | |||
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"[Poop removed by poster at 03/05/20 13:22:07] You're a good mate you are! "Chuck it on the rhubarb... | |||
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"Can we go get more chips "Wehay! How's yer pony? | |||
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"Can we go get more chips
Wehay! How's yer pony? "I think he may have ate all your carrots | |||
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"Can we go get more chips
Wehay! How's yer pony?
I think he may have ate all your carrots "They were the old ones left over from last year anyway. He's left me some nice stuff for me rhubarb... | |||
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