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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.

Who wants to fuck me?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Something tells me I'd be the one getting fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly disappointed that there isn't a bathroom per bedroom.

So on that basis, no thank you.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No thanks don’t do materials

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slightly disappointed that there isn't a bathroom per bedroom.

So on that basis, no thank you. "

Aw man...if a dude with a shitty Maserati can get his hole, surely I can with all my toys?

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By *rettyGreenWoman
over a year ago

watton


"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.

Who wants to fuck me? "

You forgot the one part that would make every womans knee quake.. do you have a cleaner or nah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only want nuggets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.

Who wants to fuck me?

You forgot the one part that would make every womans knee quake.. do you have a cleaner or nah?"

5 of them plus a chef that serve me and my guests hand and foot! They'll even wipe your atse fir ya for tips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That stuff is almost as useless as the last two letters in the word queue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.

Who wants to fuck me? "

Hell yeah Id Do ya

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By *rettyGreenWoman
over a year ago

watton


"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.

Who wants to fuck me?

Hell yeah Id Do ya "

Sorry babe, dont do feet

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

o/p nah mate with that lot the sex would be rubbish. Maybe tell them you just drive an "ordinary car". The sex will be mind-blowing then.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Forget the material things, what’s the action like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly disappointed that there isn't a bathroom per bedroom.

So on that basis, no thank you.

Aw man...if a dude with a shitty Maserati can get his hole, surely I can with all my toys? "

Let me know when you've got a shetland pony and we can discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly disappointed that there isn't a bathroom per bedroom.

So on that basis, no thank you.

Aw man...if a dude with a shitty Maserati can get his hole, surely I can with all my toys? "

Yeh but he's not though... I'm having better luck with me transit van and allotment...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forget the material things, what’s the action like? "

It's pretty piss poor to be honest. That's why I've got all these material things instead. Makes me feel like I've got a huge dong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slightly disappointed that there isn't a bathroom per bedroom.

So on that basis, no thank you.

Aw man...if a dude with a shitty Maserati can get his hole, surely I can with all my toys?

Let me know when you've got a shetland pony and we can discuss "

I'll buy you 5....just let me shag you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly disappointed that there isn't a bathroom per bedroom.

So on that basis, no thank you.

Aw man...if a dude with a shitty Maserati can get his hole, surely I can with all my toys?

Let me know when you've got a shetland pony and we can discuss

I'll buy you 5....just let me shag you!"

Meh, I only wanted one. You're trying to hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too*

I hate poor grammar

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Forget the material things, what’s the action like?

It's pretty piss poor to be honest. That's why I've got all these material things instead. Makes me feel like I've got a huge dong."

Ah it’s not all about size though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will but only if you come to Wales on your bike and pick me up. You have to give all your possesions to charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.

Who wants to fuck me?

Hell yeah Id Do ya "

I’m sure you two could sell tickets for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drive a Lamborghini Murceilago, a Ferrari f430, I've got a yacht with a massive hot tub, a big black jet with a bedroom in it and I live in a 30 bedroom, 15 bathroom mansion. They call me the Scottish Heffner but I'm looking for some new talent.

Who wants to fuck me? "

Do I have to wear a bunny outfit?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nah you have just put me right off you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

I would, but I've started knitting a new scarf and I'm loathe to leave it unfinished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would, but I've started knitting a new scarf and I'm loathe to leave it unfinished"

What colour/s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind all that do you have a kitchen and can you cook pizza?

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Looking at your first picture, I would say you clean out sewers?

Not sure how you get that kinda money lol

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

What colour is that Ferrari though Mr Bants?

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And which of the 15 bathrooms has the best tiles?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What colour is that Ferrari though Mr Bants?

D."

Black everything he owns is black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in my life I have a car an I have a job I also have a cock that needs riding

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"What colour is that Ferrari though Mr Bants?

D.

Black everything he owns is black "

I’m not interested then

D.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What colour is that Ferrari though Mr Bants?

D.

Black everything he owns is black

I’m not interested then

D."

What colour where you hoping for D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What colour is that Ferrari though Mr Bants?

D.

Black everything he owns is black

I’m not interested then

D."

What colour ferrari do you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And which of the 15 bathrooms has the best tiles? "

Have a shit in all 15 bathrooms and see which one you prefer

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ferrari Red!! It has to be! It’s got it’s own colour

D.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Ferrari Red!! It has to be! It’s got it’s own colour

D."

Iv got a red car

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Ferrari Red!! It has to be! It’s got it’s own colour

D.

Iv got a red car "

I wouldn’t care if you only had a red skateboard Busty!

D.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Ferrari Red!! It has to be! It’s got it’s own colour

D.

Iv got a red car

I wouldn’t care if you only had a red skateboard Busty!

D."

Aww D

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ferrari Red!! It has to be! It’s got it’s own colour

D."

Absofuckinglutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a rugged groundsman?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Ferrari Red!! It has to be! It’s got it’s own colour

D.

Absofuckinglutely "

Yes DC! I like that passion in the Ferrari red!

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a rugged groundsman?"

I've a few!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way! "

Glad you said red Mr Bants and that was my prerequisite for any fucking, but Busty came by on a red skateboard so I'm out

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What milk is in the fridge though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way! "

I have a red and black onesie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What milk is in the fridge though? "

I have a cow on my grounds that gets milked every morning and my chickens lay fresh eggs each day too

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way! "

Your full of shite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way!

I have a red and black onesie "

I'm gonna need to see photographic evidence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way!

I have a red and black onesie

I'm gonna need to see photographic evidence! "

I actually think I have a pic in my onesie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way!

Your full of shite "

You're thinking of my Lamborghini....that's black!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What milk is in the fridge though?

I have a cow on my grounds that gets milked every morning and my chickens lay fresh eggs each day too"

I like skimmed milk in my first coffee in the morning then I like hazelnut milk throughout the day. Then back to skimmed milk in tea before I go to bed.

Can this be accommodated for?

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By *andystick72Man
over a year ago

kinky Street


"Something tells me I'd be the one getting fucked"

Ha ha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Oh and my Ferrari is red with black trim, black wheels and black interior! All my toys are either black with red or red with black. I like my women dressed the same way!

Your full of shite

You're thinking of my Lamborghini....that's black! "

Ohh yeah that’s what you showed me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What milk is in the fridge though?

I have a cow on my grounds that gets milked every morning and my chickens lay fresh eggs each day too

I like skimmed milk in my first coffee in the morning then I like hazelnut milk throughout the day. Then back to skimmed milk in tea before I go to bed.

Can this be accommodated for? "

Anything....as long as I get to pump ye!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP there are things I need such as a hairdresser, nail technician, beauty therapist which aren’t on your list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like your house needs a party...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What milk is in the fridge though?

I have a cow on my grounds that gets milked every morning and my chickens lay fresh eggs each day too

I like skimmed milk in my first coffee in the morning then I like hazelnut milk throughout the day. Then back to skimmed milk in tea before I go to bed.

Can this be accommodated for?

Anything....as long as I get to pump ye! "

You smooth talker

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