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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your only selling point? Yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer ford mondeos

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m surprised you’ve never mentioned it before, just in case putting it in your username wasn’t enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And us women drive a minge which is way more powerful

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Ohhhh you've sorted out your PS4 and found out your old saved cars on Gran Turismo....in that case I drive a Ferrari F40 and a Fiat 500.

My penis is the same size whichever I drive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m surprised you’ve never mentioned it before, just in case putting it in your username wasn’t enough

Be lambo man soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m surprised you’ve never mentioned it before, just in case putting it in your username wasn’t enough

Be lambo man soon

Have you made threads about your car before? Or was that someone else

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Maserati Coupe 4.2 auto Cambiocorsa.....for sale on evil bay right now for less than the price of a new boggo Vauxhall Corsa

That's pretty piss poor bragging rights OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maserati Coupe 4.2 auto Cambiocorsa.....for sale on evil bay right now for less than the price of a new boggo Vauxhall Corsa

That's pretty piss poor bragging rights OP"

I said a granturismo not a cambiocorsa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly...

Laserman would of actually impressed me.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Maserati Coupe 4.2 auto Cambiocorsa.....for sale on evil bay right now for less than the price of a new boggo Vauxhall Corsa

That's pretty piss poor bragging rights OP

I said a granturismo not a cambiocorsa"

Same difference to 99% of people who get laid

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

"And us women drive a minge which is way more powerful

I wonder how many horsepower is your minge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a mark3 transit with a lilo int back... And the key to the local allotments xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly...

Laserman would of actually impressed me."

Your bum impresses me, screw the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a broomstick! I win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly...

Laserman would of actually impressed me."

Capri?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP a car doesnt impress me or make a man, his personality and kindness does. Material things mean nothing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly...

Laserman would of actually impressed me.

Your bum impresses me, screw the car

You don’t get a bum like this sitting in bucket seats you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And what are you trying to compensate?

I prefer men with shit cars ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly...

Laserman would of actually impressed me.

Capri?

Man car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And what are you trying to compensate?

I prefer men with shit cars ha"

But everyone drives shit cars in Manchester lol

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Honestly...

Laserman would of actually impressed me."

Or Bananaman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That don’t impress me much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are we queuing for?

I've become accustomed to standing outside tesco, sainsburys and occasionally aldi, so I think I could be classed as a professional now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly...

Laserman would of actually impressed me.

Your bum impresses me, screw the car

You don’t get a bum like this sitting in bucket seats you know.

No, you don't FAF?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Well I’m wet. Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Are we talking the 4.2 or the 4.7 S?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Hmm, different*

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Imagine, if you worked a bit harder at school, you could have got the Ferrari you actually wanted!

No ones impressed by a car fella...

The rich shout, the wealthy whisper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Are we talking the 4.2 or the 4.7 S?

4.7s bigger the better so they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That don’t impress me much "

How about the back of my Transit under the moonlight up the allotments? I'll bring a few cans and some corned beef sarnies n'all... xxx

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ve got an aeroplane!!

It’s an Airfix Something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine, if you worked a bit harder at school, you could have got the Ferrari you actually wanted!

No ones impressed by a car fella...

The rich shout, the wealthy whisper! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Imagine, if you worked a bit harder at school, you could have got the Ferrari you actually wanted!

No ones impressed by a car fella...

The rich shout, the wealthy whisper! "

Yes because no rich footballers have beautiful wives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That don’t impress me much

How about the back of my Transit under the moonlight up the allotments? I'll bring a few cans and some corned beef sarnies n'all... xxx"

Only if you big me a Big Mac afterwards

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Sorry mate, but I think you'll need to up your game to an F50, La Ferrari or McLaren to start reeling them in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That don’t impress me much

How about the back of my Transit under the moonlight up the allotments? I'll bring a few cans and some corned beef sarnies n'all... xxx

Only if you big me a Big Mac afterwards

*buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell it and do something about those bathroom tiles then big man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

WOW!!

So impressive! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine, if you worked a bit harder at school, you could have got the Ferrari you actually wanted!

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

"And us women drive a minge which is way more powerful

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Oh dear

MK 1 Golf GTi and you may have swayed me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Are we talking the 4.2 or the 4.7 S?

4.7s bigger the better so they say

Proof ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is your cock though? Is the car to compensate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i met a guy in one of them cars last year.we drove somewhere for fun.he was very nervous about leaving the car unattended,and as we were walking away to a private area, a car drove passed he's car.it slowed down.he then ran back to the car as he was scared it was going to get stolen.needless to say we didnt play and i never heard from him again,and did i want to? No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly...

Laserman would of actually impressed me.

Your bum impresses me, screw the car

You don’t get a bum like this sitting in bucket seats you know.

No, you don't FAF?

As soon as Borris releases my laserman I’m coming to zap you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That don’t impress me much

How about the back of my Transit under the moonlight up the allotments? I'll bring a few cans and some corned beef sarnies n'all... xxx

Only if you big me a Big Mac afterwards

*buy "

Done x

See lad, transit van, lilo, allotment. That's what real women want from a man...

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

My old boss at the car dealership turned up one morning in his brand new motor.

‘Nice car!’ I said.

‘Well,’ he said, ‘if you work hard, and make plenty of profit, next year I’ll have an even better one!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My old boss at the car dealership turned up one morning in his brand new motor.

‘Nice car!’ I said.

‘Well,’ he said, ‘if you work hard, and make plenty of profit, next year I’ll have an even better one!’"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got 2 racing slugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, boredom has finally happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met a guy in one of them cars last year.we drove somewhere for fun.he was very nervous about leaving the car unattended,and as we were walking away to a private area, a car drove passed he's car.it slowed down.he then ran back to the car as he was scared it was going to get stolen.needless to say we didnt play and i never heard from him again,and did i want to? No."

Imagine how he'd have reacted if I'd have come over and seagulled all over his windscreen...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sell it and do something about those bathroom tiles then big man

This is the place I rent while I get my house built

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got 2 racing slugs

How are they keeping bud? I bet they're glad of a bit of rain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got 2 racing slugs

How are they keeping bud? I bet they're glad of a bit of rain..."

I think there gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got 2 racing slugs

How are they keeping bud? I bet they're glad of a bit of rain...

I think there gay

*They're

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got 2 racing slugs

How are they keeping bud? I bet they're glad of a bit of rain...

I think there gay

*They're"

ooooh good save. I nearly cancelled our transit van date then over that grammar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got 2 racing slugs

How are they keeping bud? I bet they're glad of a bit of rain...

I think there gay

*They're"

Don’t be such a bunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got 2 racing slugs

How are they keeping bud? I bet they're glad of a bit of rain...

I think there gay

*They're"

You’re going to get yourself a rep you know with all this language correcting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m into older women and I’m only 22 just saying

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

And?. As long as it goes i do not care what a man drives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got 2 racing slugs

How are they keeping bud? I bet they're glad of a bit of rain...

I think there gay

*They're

Don’t be such a bunt

How can you tell if a slug's gay Nowhereman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got 2 racing slugs

How are they keeping bud? I bet they're glad of a bit of rain...

I think there gay

*They're

You’re going to get yourself a rep you know with all this language correcting

Lockdown. Nothing else to do is there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell it and do something about those bathroom tiles then big man

I bloody love you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sell it and do something about those bathroom tiles then big man

I bloody love you!

Maybe the thread should be I have nice bath tiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly...

Laserman would of actually impressed me.

Your bum impresses me, screw the car

You don’t get a bum like this sitting in bucket seats you know.

No, you don't FAF?

As soon as Borris releases my laserman I’m coming to zap you!"

Woohoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got 2 racing slugs

How are they keeping bud? I bet they're glad of a bit of rain...

I think there gay

*They're

Don’t be such a bunt

How can you tell if a slug's gay Nowhereman?"

Give us a kiss and I’ll tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell it and do something about those bathroom tiles then big man

I bloody love you!

Maybe the thread should be I have nice bath tiles

Maybe it should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us know how you get on compensating your personality for flash car fella

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Does it have indicators?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have indicators?

You just wanna flash dont you babs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let us know how you get on compensating your personality for flash car fella

Not had a shag in 6 weeks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have indicators?

They are just for show

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Sell it and do something about those bathroom tiles then big man

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let us know how you get on compensating your personality for flash car fella

Not had a shag in 6 weeks lol"

You should have went with TT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let us know how you get on compensating your personality for flash car fella

Not had a shag in 6 weeks lol

You should have went with TT"

Why's that?

Do they give you better pulling powers?

Maybe I should get one...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Does it have indicators?

You just wanna flash dont you babs?"

Are you offering Sam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are we queuing for?!?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Does it have indicators?

They are just for show

I bet his indicators are pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let us know how you get on compensating your personality for flash car fella

Not had a shag in 6 weeks lol

You should have went with TT

Why's that?

Do they give you better pulling powers?

Maybe I should get one... "

Tight space, more intimate large gear knob....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are we queuing for?!?

I also asked this and yet to find out... One day, maybe.

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By *quirt1810Woman
over a year ago

Boston

"And us women drive a minge which is way more powerful

Haha love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are we queuing for?!?

I also asked this and yet to find out... One day, maybe. "

Because some women are gold diggers

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

What an apsolute ball sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are we queuing for?!?

I also asked this and yet to find out... One day, maybe.

Because some women are gold diggers "

Not the ones who love a night on the allotments, a few cans and a big mac laddie...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What an apsolute ball sack"

Who asked you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are we queuing for?!?

I also asked this and yet to find out... One day, maybe.

Because some women are gold diggers "

Wait until you see my shovel, it's massive

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Where's the yawn emoji when you need it.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What are we queuing for?!?

I also asked this and yet to find out... One day, maybe.

Because some women are gold diggers "

Are those the type of women you want to attract though?

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"What an apsolute ball sack

Who asked you "

Small man syndrome

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Maserati Coupe 4.2 auto Cambiocorsa.....for sale on evil bay right now for less than the price of a new boggo Vauxhall Corsa

That's pretty piss poor bragging rights OP"

Take that!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’m pimping a Seat. My dads bigger than your dad!

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By *ess n BenCouple
over a year ago

Didcot

Is your shovel a gti with go faster stripes that would be impressive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More queues?

No thanks!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nah not impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know absolutely nothing about cars but what colour is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queue for that...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know absolutely nothing about cars but what colour is it?

It’s basically an overgrown Fiat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had my allotment in Cardiff my mate Jim, this old boy in his sixties, ex docker like. He had a double bed in his shed, with brass bedends. Used to entertain all the old birds in it, get them pissed on home brew n that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know absolutely nothing about cars but what colour is it?

I just googled it. No good to me. My handbags bigger that that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know absolutely nothing about cars but what colour is it?

It’s basically an overgrown Fiat

I don’t know what a fiat looks like either

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Who has a puppy that would impress me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are we queuing for?!?

I also asked this and yet to find out... One day, maybe. "

Aahh damn it... I lost my place in the queue... Ah well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has a puppy that would impress me

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has a puppy that would impress me

Would a mouse do?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn yawn yawn... You still talking about cars... Yawn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawn yawn yawn... You still talking about cars... Yawn! "

No, we’re onto Busty’s love of puppies now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawn yawn yawn... You still talking about cars... Yawn!

No, we’re onto Busty’s love of puppies now..

Oh thats better I thought I was going to be yawning all night

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who has a puppy that would impress me

Would a mouse do?!

Is it cute

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Who has a puppy that would impress me

I do love a puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has a puppy that would impress me

Would a mouse do?!

Is it cute

Pablo is Super cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had the money to buy a decent car, why didnt you buy a decent car?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Who has a puppy that would impress me

Would a mouse do?!

Is it cute

Pablo is Super cute!

Awww Pablo I’m melting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I had a goldfish once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can that car cook a decent meal!.......I’m out

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If you had the money to buy a decent car, why didnt you buy a decent car?

Bants it’s puppies

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Renault Kangoo and that coincidentally is full of shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry didn't realise we'd moved on to bustys puppies. Much better subject

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Sorry didn't realise we'd moved on to bustys puppies. Much better subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

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over a year ago

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Yes he did

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

A transit van, a lilo, some corned beef sarnies and some can like. Fancy it ? Be a night to remember like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell it and do something about those bathroom tiles then big man

Haha. This comment definitely wins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

A transit van, a lilo, some corned beef sarnies and some can like. Fancy it ? Be a night to remember like...

Can she come at the same time as me?

. Or has she replaced me?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

A transit van, a lilo, some corned beef sarnies and some can like. Fancy it ? Be a night to remember like...

Can she come at the same time as me?

. Or has she replaced me?

We can go together Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

A transit van, a lilo, some corned beef sarnies and some can like. Fancy it ? Be a night to remember like...

Can she come at the same time as me?

. Or has she replaced me?

Form an orderly queue ladies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

A transit van, a lilo, some corned beef sarnies and some can like. Fancy it ? Be a night to remember like...

Can she come at the same time as me?

. Or has she replaced me?

Form an orderly queue ladies...

Actually. Can you just do the driving and providing of the food and leave me and busty to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

A transit van, a lilo, some corned beef sarnies and some can like. Fancy it ? Be a night to remember like...

Can she come at the same time as me?

. Or has she replaced me?

Form an orderly queue ladies...

Actually. Can you just do the driving and providing of the food and leave me and busty to it?

I can do that Nora, I'm easy as you know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

A transit van, a lilo, some corned beef sarnies and some can like. Fancy it ? Be a night to remember like...

Can she come at the same time as me?

. Or has she replaced me?

Form an orderly queue ladies...

Actually. Can you just do the driving and providing of the food and leave me and busty to it?

I can do that Nora, I'm easy as you know...

Ok but no peeping

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

A transit van, a lilo, some corned beef sarnies and some can like. Fancy it ? Be a night to remember like...

Can she come at the same time as me?

. Or has she replaced me?

Form an orderly queue ladies...

Actually. Can you just do the driving and providing of the food and leave me and busty to it?

I can do that Nora, I'm easy as you know...

Whoop whoop

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

And?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

A transit van, a lilo, some corned beef sarnies and some can like. Fancy it ? Be a night to remember like...

Can she come at the same time as me?

. Or has she replaced me?

Form an orderly queue ladies...

Actually. Can you just do the driving and providing of the food and leave me and busty to it?

I can do that Nora, I'm easy as you know...

Whoop whoop

Corned beef sarnies, a few cans, good company and the full moon over the allotments. My idea of heaven...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

A transit van, a lilo, some corned beef sarnies and some can like. Fancy it ? Be a night to remember like...

Can she come at the same time as me?

. Or has she replaced me?

Form an orderly queue ladies...

Actually. Can you just do the driving and providing of the food and leave me and busty to it?

I can do that Nora, I'm easy as you know...

Whoop whoop

Corned beef sarnies, a few cans, good company and the full moon over the allotments. My idea of heaven...

Do the sandwiches have brown sauce on them? It’s a crucial question

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

That stuff just attracts other males not women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I had a goldfish once

What was it called

I actually had two bill and Bob but bill died after two weeks bob lived for 3 years

Awww poor Bill

Bob done well

Fancy a night up the allotments Busty?

What ya got

A transit van, a lilo, some corned beef sarnies and some can like. Fancy it ? Be a night to remember like...

Can she come at the same time as me?

. Or has she replaced me?

Form an orderly queue ladies...

Actually. Can you just do the driving and providing of the food and leave me and busty to it?

I can do that Nora, I'm easy as you know...

Whoop whoop

Corned beef sarnies, a few cans, good company and the full moon over the allotments. My idea of heaven...

Do the sandwiches have brown sauce on them? It’s a crucial question

There's a bottle of brown sauce in the glovebox of course... I'm the man who has everything Sandy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Never mind all that can it take you to the pizza shop?

If it can I'm sold.

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over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Never mind all that can it take you to the pizza shop?

If it can I'm sold."

Fancy a corned beef sarnie?

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over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Never mind all that can it take you to the pizza shop?

If it can I'm sold.

Fancy a corned beef sarnie?

Yeah! You got mustard??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s all just a bit of banter thanks for keeping me entertained during lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Never mind all that can it take you to the pizza shop?

If it can I'm sold.

Fancy a corned beef sarnie?

Yeah! You got mustard??

Some in the glove box next to the brown sauce. Hop in, we're going up the allotments...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP a car doesnt impress me or make a man, his personality and kindness does. Material things mean nothing x

This.

I’ve never understood the whole car thing impressing women.

A nice suit, nice teeth & a humorous personality impresses me!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Never mind all that can it take you to the pizza shop?

If it can I'm sold.

Fancy a corned beef sarnie?

Yeah! You got mustard??

Some in the glove box next to the brown sauce. Hop in, we're going up the allotments...

Are we planting taters

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Now..... I might be mistaken....., but I don’t think this has gone well for the OP

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Do you have a big dick ops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Never mind all that can it take you to the pizza shop?

If it can I'm sold.

Fancy a corned beef sarnie?

Yeah! You got mustard??

Some in the glove box next to the brown sauce. Hop in, we're going up the allotments...

Great fam! Are we digging up your spuds?

Or measuring your marrow

Or cornholing your cucumber

Tittilating your tomatoes?

Licking your lettuce?

I kill plants, just sayin'

Got any more cornbeef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now..... I might be mistaken....., but I don’t think this has gone well for the OP

Really!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Never mind all that can it take you to the pizza shop?

If it can I'm sold.

Fancy a corned beef sarnie?

Yeah! You got mustard??

Some in the glove box next to the brown sauce. Hop in, we're going up the allotments...

You're Arthur Fowler and I claim my 50p!!

Busted...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now..... I might be mistaken....., but I don’t think this has gone well for the OP

Did I think anything less

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Now..... I might be mistaken....., but I don’t think this has gone well for the OP

Have you any animals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a big dick ops?"

Not sure only ever seen mine

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"Now..... I might be mistaken....., but I don’t think this has gone well for the OP

Have you any animals

Eh??

I’ve got a lovely pussy.....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Maserati granturismo just saying

Never mind all that can it take you to the pizza shop?

If it can I'm sold.

Fancy a corned beef sarnie?

Yeah! You got mustard??

Some in the glove box next to the brown sauce. Hop in, we're going up the allotments...

You're Arthur Fowler and I claim my 50p!!

Busted... "

Im more like Compo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a puppy miniature sausage dog if that’s any better

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By *ippleCouple
over a year ago

North west

I got a Austin Allergro and have loads of luck you need to change your car old bean

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I have a puppy miniature sausage dog if that’s any better

That would have been so much better

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I have a puppy miniature sausage dog if that’s any better

Yrs that is much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a focus, but not a bad dick.

So I am good.

Also I'm fun and make people laugh.

I'm not worried haha

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who has a puppy that would impress me

I am with you on that one! And any guy with a pug puppy or sharpei puppy immediately gets double brownie points!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a Austin Allergro and have loads of luck you need to change your car old bean

Ive got a transit van with four birds in the back and some corned beef sarnies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a car that has wheels and an engine does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a puppy miniature sausage dog if that’s any better

There Ya go! That should be your selling point. Stuff the flash car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granted it has less appeal that you counted on

Grand illusionist.

Ps. It's not a car show. Wrong forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s wrong with you people???

Corned beef and brown sauce?? Ewwww naaaasty

Corned beef, fried egg, chips. Proper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s wrong with you people???

Corned beef and brown sauce?? Ewwww naaaasty

Corned beef, fried egg, chips. Proper! "

I can stop by the chippy, its on the way to the allotments...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"What’s wrong with you people???

Corned beef and brown sauce?? Ewwww naaaasty

Corned beef, fried egg, chips. Proper!

I can stop by the chippy, its on the way to the allotments..."

Ohhh yeah

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over a year ago

"What’s wrong with you people???

Corned beef and brown sauce?? Ewwww naaaasty

Corned beef, fried egg, chips. Proper!

I can stop by the chippy, its on the way to the allotments...

Ohhh yeah

Fancy a savaloy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you go over speedbumps in it or will you scratch your undercarriage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end

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over a year ago

"What’s wrong with you people???

Corned beef and brown sauce?? Ewwww naaaasty

Corned beef, fried egg, chips. Proper! "

Now this is interesting! Corned beef and chips! Ooh

I did make corned beef hash with sweet potato! Was yummy

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