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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could be here a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well someone has to

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Erm why what???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats can’t do DIY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good question. How long do you have?

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By *lapheadsiMan
over a year ago

southend

Why not

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Benchmarks so women can see how not to behave and also because helicoptering.....you girls just cant do the same trick

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

coz things need fuckin up.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No idea but I like your new pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because, so there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women..

...why?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't know why men are so amazing either. They give me so much joy and also such wideons. I love men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea but I like your new pics

Thanks pal!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

No choice, tried not to be but failed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who knows. Although I do find men a lot easier to understand than women. Swear I should have been a bloke sometimes.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Now there's a question for the ages.

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By *lapheadsiMan
over a year ago

southend

"Now there's a question for the ages."

Lol true

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Why why why Delilah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't me

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Coz.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Cos he told me too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Dats sexist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats can’t do DIY"

Neither can most men!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

#notallmen

So shoot me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"#notallmen

So shoot me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because without each other we are only half complete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who knows. Although I do find men a lot easier to understand than women. Swear I should have been a bloke sometimes. "

We should trade? I much prefer the company of women!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

You either love them or hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/05/20 16:41:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TBH i prefer their company even hubby’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You either love them or hate

We hope to be loved

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By *escretmeet2020Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Because reproduction is so fun, some of us do it multiple times a day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because without us you'd all hate each other!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Because we need a cockup now and then.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The honest answer is there are good and bad on both sides of the gender divide - just as not all men are vile creatures who send inappropriate messages etc, not all women are sugar and spice and all things nice either - despite the image they may try and portray.

Take individuals (regardless of gender) as you find them and you won't go far wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Interesting conclusions, considering I didn’t say what the ‘why’ was in relation to, other than I was aiming the question to at the men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Ooh hello...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#notallmen

So shoot me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I am confused....I thought most of the men were mainly doing DIY on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were created on a Saturday when God was chillin out.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Why"

I like them. A lot.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

You know you love us deep down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know you love us deep down

I do, very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you love us deep down

I like them very deep down

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Why"

Thermodynamics innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know you love us deep down

I like them very deep down

I like it when they fuck me, their willy goes deep in my fanny and it’s all cool

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"You know you love us deep down

I like them very deep down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you love us deep down

I like them very deep down

Me too!

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By *ilverfoxreddyMan
over a year ago

kent

To kill spiders

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"To kill spiders"

That I can do myself

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By *angerineMan
over a year ago

somewhere inbetween the right and wrong

I don't know what to say, it was in the contract and i was so keen to get started that I didn't read it properly before signing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Universe fucked up in her grand plan for the Cosmos

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Why not??

Jo x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Cats can’t do DIY"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You know you love us deep down

I like them very deep down

I like them balls deep

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Because we can load pictures in the correct sequence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we have a pulse?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"You know you love us deep down

I like them very deep down

I like them balls deep "

I heard you like a bumfull

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"You know you love us deep down

I like them very deep down

I like them balls deep "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You know you love us deep down

I like them very deep down

I like them balls deep

I heard you like a bumfull"

Don't beleive all you hear.. come find out for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Dats sexist"

No less that your OP.

It's sad when truth becomes the target of sexism.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Dats sexist

No less that your OP.

It's sad when truth becomes the target of sexism.

Lord

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Dats sexist

No less that your OP.

It's sad when truth becomes the target of sexism.

Please explain to me how my OP was sexist? I was asking men, why? Everyone interpreted it in their own way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Dats sexist

No less that your OP.

It's sad when truth becomes the target of sexism.

Please explain to me how my OP was sexist? I was asking men, why? Everyone interpreted it in their own way "

Lighten up I was just asking the same way as you asked lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Dats sexist

No less that your OP.

It's sad when truth becomes the target of sexism.

Please explain to me how my OP was sexist? I was asking men, why? Everyone interpreted it in their own way

Lighten up I was just asking the same way as you asked lol."

I didn’t ask

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Why do men die before women?...……

…….. because they want to!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s all about the penetration

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"To kill spiders"

Well, I used to quite like men (or,at least tolerate some of them some of the time). Now I find out you're all spider killers, I'm changing my opinion. I'm siding with the cute little critters with hairy legs. (spiders that is not men).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Dats sexist

No less that your OP.

It's sad when truth becomes the target of sexism.

Please explain to me how my OP was sexist? I was asking men, why? Everyone interpreted it in their own way

Lighten up I was just asking the same way as you asked lol."

You asked me, no?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Ooh hello...

Hello handsome

how are you at mot’s

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"To kill spiders

I let them outside. No reason to kill them. And the ones in this country don't scare me

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"To kill spiders

I let them outside. No reason to kill them. And the ones in this country don't scare me

Men? Or spiders? I let them stay in the house as they keep the flies away. Not men,obviously. I wouldn't keep one of them indoors,they're notoriously difficult to house train.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Ooh hello...

Hello handsome

how are you at mot’s

Im pretty good with an old banger like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats can’t do DIY"

I like diy

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Ooh hello...

Hello handsome

how are you at mot’s

Im pretty good with an old banger like...

Such beautiful words

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"To kill spiders

I let them outside. No reason to kill them. And the ones in this country don't scare me

Men? Or spiders? I let them stay in the house as they keep the flies away. Not men,obviously. I wouldn't keep one of them indoors,they're notoriously difficult to house train.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I.like spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Ooh hello...

Hello handsome

how are you at mot’s

Im pretty good with an old banger like...

Such beautiful words

Ive got a the romantic soul of a poet haven't I Sandy?...

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I like men...well, some of them at least

I find them a lot more straightforward than women on the whole

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"I like men...well, some of them at least

I find them a lot more straightforward than women on the whole "

Men are generally pretty simple to operate. Feed us and fuck us. Get those two right and most will be your loving (if slightly disobedient) dog for life. We may sniff other bottoms but we know where home is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t get it.

Why what?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Ooh hello...

Hello handsome

how are you at mot’s

Im pretty good with an old banger like...

Such beautiful words

Ive got a the romantic soul of a poet haven't I Sandy?...

Like Wordsworth my darling... Wordsworth

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I don’t get it.

Why what?"

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Why"

Do some of them prance around in dresses? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are great, I like their beardy faces and muscly bodies, and they have penises

... ohh and they can mend my car when it gets poorly

Ooh hello...

Hello handsome

how are you at mot’s

Im pretty good with an old banger like...

Such beautiful words

Ive got a the romantic soul of a poet haven't I Sandy?...

Like Wordsworth my darling... Wordsworth

How much my Wordsworth? About ten pee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t get it.

Why what?

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

*sexy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t get it.

Why what?

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

I’ve been called much worse for liking penises

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Because we can not help ourselves.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Because we just have to

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I don’t get it.

Why what?

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

*sexy...

Yep I’ll take that

( pardon the pun )

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I don’t get it.

Why what?

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

I’ve been called much worse for liking penises

Bastards

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"I don’t get it.

Why what?

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

I’ve been called much worse for liking penises

Bastards

I rather like a bit of cock, x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

As friends they are easier to deal with than female ones - no drama, no nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As friends they are easier to deal with than female ones - no drama, no nonsense"

Agree!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t get it.

Why what?

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

Nooooo, for saying they’ll fix your car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t get it.

Why what?

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

*sexy...

Yep I’ll take that

( pardon the pun )

You're welcome to take it from me anytime...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I don’t get it.

Why what?

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

Nooooo, for saying they’ll fix your car!

I know, I was going for comedic value

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I don’t get it.

Why what?

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

*sexy...

Yep I’ll take that

( pardon the pun )

You're welcome to take it from me anytime...

Grrrrrrr

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I don’t get it.

Why what?

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

*sexy...

Yep I’ll take that

( pardon the pun )

You're welcome to take it from me anytime...

Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t get it.

Why what?

Dunno but I was called sexist for liking penises

*sexy...

Yep I’ll take that

( pardon the pun )

You're welcome to take it from me anytime...

Grrrrrrr

Woofwoof!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"As friends they are easier to deal with than female ones - no drama, no nonsense"

Very true - we men just tell each other to "fuck off" and are done with it...dramas I've had with *some* female friends though

Not all I hasten to add - have some very good and dear friends of the female variety, where drama doesn't enter into anything too

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Decorating

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"As friends they are easier to deal with than female ones - no drama, no nonsense

Very true - we men just tell each other to "fuck off" and are done with it...dramas I've had with *some* female friends though

Not all I hasten to add - have some very good and dear friends of the female variety, where drama doesn't enter into anything too

To true, the female friends I have leave their drama at the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As friends they are easier to deal with than female ones - no drama, no nonsense"

I have always got on better with men as friends. I guess having three older brothers meant I was more used to testosterone than oestrogen.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I like males and I like having male friends. It’s a different dynamic around men

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"As friends they are easier to deal with than female ones - no drama, no nonsense

I have always got on better with men as friends. I guess having three older brothers meant I was more used to testosterone than oestrogen.

Me to although no brothers, think I just always enjoyed male activities more, should have been born a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As friends they are easier to deal with than female ones - no drama, no nonsense

I have always got on better with men as friends. I guess having three older brothers meant I was more used to testosterone than oestrogen.

Me to although no brothers, think I just always enjoyed male activities more, should have been born a man

I think the men would disagree with you being born a man

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