FabSwingers.com forum: What's the filthiest thing a partner or you have said during sex

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’"

You have to be kidding lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’

You have to be kidding lol x"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’

You have to be kidding lol x

Nope"

Turn on or turn off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’

You have to be kidding lol x

Nope

Turn on or turn off? "

How on earth would that ever be a turn on?!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’

You have to be kidding lol x

Nope

Turn on or turn off? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’

You have to be kidding lol x

Nope

Turn on or turn off?

How on earth would that ever be a turn on?!"

I thought it would be a turn off. But I know one of my partners got off once by sucking a married man.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"the dog has just thrown up"

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’

You have to be kidding lol x

Nope

Turn on or turn off?

How on earth would that ever be a turn on?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he get a call?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did he get a call?

Nope. He got swiftly kicked out of my vagina and out of my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't talk while having sex. Actions speak louder than words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’"

Love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’

Love x "

Huh?

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By *reeny777Man
over a year ago

chatham

“You’re tighter than your mum”

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"“You’re tighter than your mum”"

What was your reaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“You’re tighter than your mum”"

Oh no you didn't did you?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Muddy wellingtons

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

this ceilingd needs painting

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

Not actually said

But when I was giving oral I looked up and I saw her stretch out her hand and watched her take a sip of her whiskey.

Where still friends but we laugh about it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"‘Sorry gimme a sec...need to put my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to give birth any day now, due date was four days ago’

You have to be kidding lol x

Nope

Turn on or turn off?

How on earth would that ever be a turn on?!

I thought it would be a turn off. But I know one of my partners got off once by sucking a married man. "

Yeah I can see that. Blow job, birth ..... no difference.

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"Not actually said

But when I was giving oral I looked up and I saw her stretch out her hand and watched her take a sip of her whiskey.

Where still friends but we laugh about it"

She said she just felt comfortable and it just came natural to her

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No.Slowly, check if there is shit on the end ...... here's a tissue CAREFUL..... fuck's sake ! Baarrrrrrrrrrf ... wash your hands NO take the fucking tissue with you put it down the toilet ......fffs don't run your hand over the wallpaper....... oh fuck me..... is it worth it.....

bring the air freshener with you on your way back .......

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Hurry up I've got a load of ironing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i said cmon hurry up and cum tipping points on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord's prayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog is licking my toes!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Don't forget to put the bins out, phone your Mom, and you still haven't put that bloody shelf up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

amen

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By *anni and RicCouple
over a year ago

York

"No.Slowly, check if there is shit on the end ...... here's a tissue CAREFUL..... fuck's sake ! Baarrrrrrrrrrf ... wash your hands NO take the fucking tissue with you put it down the toilet ......fffs don't run your hand over the wallpaper....... oh fuck me..... is it worth it.....

bring the air freshener with you on your way back ....... "

Baaaahaaaahaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant do it the dog is watching us

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