FabSwingers.com forum: A new story!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three times a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or was it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's what I heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through the grape vine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was doing her groceries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And she picked some apples from the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an apple a day helps you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But then she saw oranges and grapes

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

They made her feel so fruity...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and thought i need five a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She had to find two more fruits to make it five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she left the gay club one short

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She decide she will pluck some apricots on her way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they were fresh and juicy juice ran down her arm and soaked her burgundy bra

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The juices stained her clothes and her bra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i washed her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She then made a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She then made a cup of tea"
ewwwwww why do people drink tea never understood it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

And dipped a cheeky biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And dipped a cheeky biscuit"
in my coffee hope its a gingernut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She felt better after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outting the fakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His belly had ballooned with fluid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still not sure how the fluid ended up on the belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was raining on the beach as she ate her peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still not sure how the fluid ended up on the belly

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He was filled up with tea...Typhoon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As she was eating her peach she accidentally swallowed the seed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg then a long come James

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

James is a fire fighter

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

With a very big hose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And he died in a fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said do I know you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as he recoiled his hose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Then came Peter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After pissing out tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a quaint tea drinking village by the sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know it well skeggie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She was feeling a bit peckish again. This woman can eat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she eats to much we think shes booked membership at WW

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's all going to her boobs and arse. This gives her the curves at the right places.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Her peach like arse. Her melon like boobs with nipples like cherries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She decided to go for a walk in the beach

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Naked, to display her fruit salad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Then came man named Jack

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

His testicles were pendulous, like ripe jackfruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too large to be of any use.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But she was happy to work with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As pillows to lay upon on a hot day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her Father was a bare Knuckle fighting, gypsy Sailor, who stood 6"8 tall and was at present on a beaachwalk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was an inventive man, good with his hands who sometimes liked the idea of being an obstacle for others to get around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that obstacle turned into an immovable object that even a JCB couldn't ship so theyve brought in the army bomb disposal squad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who made sure the place was cordoned off but somehow missed the young lady and a man named Jack.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

She lay on the bed and touched herself in an inviting manner. She slipped her fingers inside her knickers and gave a sexy smile. There was a knock at the door. A little voice called out "MOM...I NEED A POO"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jack sparrow was just on the way to his ship to do a trip around the bahamas captain bligh said theirs no ill gotten gains to be had in the pacific but Davy Jones said he could borrow his lamp for those dark nooks and crannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was all happening in the village next door as our protagonists were still on the beach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

making sandcastles for queen latifa to shake that big butt and dance the night away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And then came the twist in the story.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A 2 metre rule was enforced, meaning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jack needed a dick which was above 2 meters long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he didn't have one because unless an elephant nobody has a 2m trunk so he had to forego sex for another month will he survive one wonders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He started getting a bit frustrated

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

He started humping the furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and times were hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furniture too

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

The sofa received a lot of unwanted attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and developed a hole which she fell into the hole enveloped her sofar she hasnt managed to escape shes a prisoner of a 3 seater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Sofas could complain this one would have.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Luckily it was an Ikea sofa, with big cushions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made for lovers.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Made dor lovers who also have big cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a 2 metre base.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

And an alan key for easy access

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With duplicates just in case.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

And instructions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire retardant...but bad with fluids.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Difficult-to-remove stains were always irksome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As she wondered how they got there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everybody needs a cushion for a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He sang as he waved his hanging balls.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

In front of her pillows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In front of her pillows"
can i puff yours up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a tight fit.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm an expert fluffer, he said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But she pushed it in anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But she pushed it in anyway "

Damn I must type quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway she could.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

It was a bit of a squeeze, but so worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But she pushed it in anyway

Damn I must type quicker "
No sweat it's in now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She gasped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For both, or all parties involved.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Hard to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By now the sofa was creaking.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Rhythmicly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gasps were heard.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Spanks were felt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This Sofa fu*king is fun,Jack said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move your cushions over a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found a hard spot.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

How marvellous, she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To feel soft and hard things in one sensation.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Yes please, she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was stuck in a deep hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Among the cushions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and came up with some gold coins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be Ikea's new promotion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So this story is about the lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who met a guy named Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

black was his heart he had no compassion he was like a pirate ruthless with his cutlass arghhhh arghhhh arghhhhh me hearties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who met a guy named Jack "
Yes,haven't you been reading your own story?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who met a guy named Jack Yes,haven't you been reading your own story?"

Well, how did it end up with IKEA promotion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who met a guy named Jack Yes,haven't you been reading your own story?

Well, how did it end up with IKEA promotion?"
he went to Cornwall and mined tin and as a result could afford to buy furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who met a guy named Jack Yes,haven't you been reading your own story?

Well, how did it end up with IKEA promotion?"
IKEA is code for I KNOW EASY ACCESS...it's a sex thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who met a guy named Jack Yes,haven't you been reading your own story?

Well, how did it end up with IKEA promotion?IKEA is code for I KNOW EASY ACCESS...it's a sex thing."

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

What she was really looking for was meatballs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That were succulent, juices dripping from her lips as she sat on her sofa made by ( )

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