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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Have a good laugh at my expense if you want...

So today I was getting something out of the bottom cupboard and had to kneel down as it was right at the back of the draw when my knee cracked... I was stuck down there for about 20 mins until my knee started working again and I could stand back up. I don't know why I've told you this but there you go hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shan’t.

The aging process is real for every living thing.

Alcohol will ease your pain

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Sounds like a meniscal problem to me. Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a good laugh at my expense if you want...

So today I was getting something out of the bottom cupboard and had to kneel down as it was right at the back of the draw when my knee cracked... I was stuck down there for about 20 mins until my knee started working again and I could stand back up. I don't know why I've told you this but there you go hahaha! "

Picturing you bent over like in one of those cheap pornos where the woman is searching for "something" under the bed with her arse in the air and then some dude comes up and bones her from behind while she's stuck there....

....does that mean I'm bi?

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Sounds like a meniscal problem to me. Ouch! "

Yeah its ligaments, wont do anything with them till they go as I'm to young apparently, I have this kind of thing every now and then though.

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

Yep, I have the same. Cartiledge behind knee cap wearing away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch, sounds painful

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Yep, I have the same. Cartiledge behind knee cap wearing away."

Horrible isn't it!

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ouch, sounds painful "

It really is takes my knee about 30/40 mins to feel right again after I can stand up I've got used to it now though

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Have a good laugh at my expense if you want...

So today I was getting something out of the bottom cupboard and had to kneel down as it was right at the back of the draw when my knee cracked... I was stuck down there for about 20 mins until my knee started working again and I could stand back up. I don't know why I've told you this but there you go hahaha!

Picturing you bent over like in one of those cheap pornos where the woman is searching for "something" under the bed with her arse in the air and then some dude comes up and bones her from behind while she's stuck there....

....does that mean I'm bi? "

Hahaha I know the exact ones you mean, always the adverts though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knee has been so bad past few days! I had a serious rugby injury back in July and pushed my recovery to hard and fast and am suffering a bit lately for it. Age definitely doesn’t help. Is it just one or both?

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"My knee has been so bad past few days! I had a serious rugby injury back in July and pushed my recovery to hard and fast and am suffering a bit lately for it. Age definitely doesn’t help. Is it just one or both? "

Both are quite bad mainly my left knee though! Yours sounds painful too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My knee has been so bad past few days! I had a serious rugby injury back in July and pushed my recovery to hard and fast and am suffering a bit lately for it. Age definitely doesn’t help. Is it just one or both?

Both are quite bad mainly my left knee though! Yours sounds painful too x"

Yeah mine makes my fave positions difficult!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had both hips done at 21.

My knees are also on the way out now too.

Hypermobility causing dislocations.

No fun

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea


"Have a good laugh at my expense if you want...

So today I was getting something out of the bottom cupboard and had to kneel down as it was right at the back of the draw when my knee cracked... I was stuck down there for about 20 mins until my knee started working again and I could stand back up. I don't know why I've told you this but there you go hahaha! "

Your lucky it worked it's way back to life...when mine does that it pops the ligaments that keep the knee cap in place and I have to have it put back into place...bloody painful.xxx

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Have a good laugh at my expense if you want...

So today I was getting something out of the bottom cupboard and had to kneel down as it was right at the back of the draw when my knee cracked... I was stuck down there for about 20 mins until my knee started working again and I could stand back up. I don't know why I've told you this but there you go hahaha!

Your lucky it worked it's way back to life...when mine does that it pops the ligaments that keep the knee cap in place and I have to have it put back into place...bloody painful.xxx"
ouch! I am especially seeing as I'm all alone in the house! X

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Do you have a non-bastard knee?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

That sounds really painful and it reminds me of a prank my 13 year old daughter likes, she puts my hand on her lower back and asks me to feel it clicking, I will do it and at the same time she will crunch some uncooked pasta she has hidden in her mouth so I hear a really loud crunch.

I still keep falling for it but I have to say it is quite a good prank.

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do you have a non-bastard knee? "

I have a slightly less bastard knee (my right one)

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"That sounds really painful and it reminds me of a prank my 13 year old daughter likes, she puts my hand on her lower back and asks me to feel it clicking, I will do it and at the same time she will crunch some uncooked pasta she has hidden in her mouth so I hear a really loud crunch.

I still keep falling for it but I have to say it is quite a good prank."
hahaha I love that!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Welcome to my world!

I'm like a box of Rice Crispies, whenever I bend something snaps, crackles or pops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine do this OP. Crack and creek when I bend and can seize up resulting in me getting stuck. Not a lot of fun

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I had both hips done at 21.

My knees are also on the way out now too.

Hypermobility causing dislocations.

No fun"

Bilateral hip arthroscopic surgery? No small undertaking and few consultants do it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch. That sounds horrible OP!

I have suuuuch a bad back at the moment it spasms and I get stuck. Hope it gets better soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knee on the third leg needs some TLC!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Are you ok x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I knee on the third leg needs some TLC!"

I knee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knee on the third leg needs some TLC!

I knee?"

I knee, my knee..All same!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I knee on the third leg needs some TLC!

I knee?

I knee, my knee..All same!"

Na learn to spell and don't get cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Mrs) stepped backwards off the bed and tore my calf muscle last year. It was horrific...still nips a bit every now and then.

Getting old sucks.

Hope you're ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knee on the third leg needs some TLC!

I knee?

I knee, my knee..All same!

Na learn to spell and don't get cheeky "

Cheeky is sleeping!

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Mine do this OP. Crack and creek when I bend and can seize up resulting in me getting stuck. Not a lot of fun"

Yeah its really not is it! It's always fun in a morning taking that first step and wondering if it will hold out though haha

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ouch. That sounds horrible OP!

I have suuuuch a bad back at the moment it spasms and I get stuck. Hope it gets better soon! "

It is haha

Thank you though I hope yours gets better too! X

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Are you ok x"

I am than you...just.

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I (Mrs) stepped backwards off the bed and tore my calf muscle last year. It was horrific...still nips a bit every now and then.

Getting old sucks.

Hope you're ok x"

Ouch! That sounds a lot of pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have my sympathies OP, when I walk upstairs my knees sound like someone crushing bags of crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knees are terrible things really, crazy to think we are held up by by such fragile parts. Try talk to a physio OP or have a look on YouTube at strengthening other muscles to help xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope your ok OP knee pain is bad I've had my right knee surgically repaired so I feel your pain. Look after yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you knee is ok

It gets to us all, its an age thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take that back on it being an age thing

Noticed your 29

Hope your ok anyway

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Take that back on it being an age thing

Noticed your 29

Hope your ok anyway "

Haha it's all good this morning thank you! X

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

No I'm definately not going to laugh at you. Knees can be problematic things and mighty painful at times. It may be years ago but I all too well remember what mine was like after shattering the kneecap.

Sometimes it is worth doing some of your own research and/or getting a second medical opinion on conditions. My ex had serious hip problems and was being told that she had to continue living with terrible daily pain as she was too young for a hip replacement and the local NHS wouldn't offer anything else to treat her. Through her research she found out that she could get simething called a Birmingham hip resurfacing. This is very like a normal hip replacement but takes less bone off the top of the femur allowing people to later get full hip replacements if needed. Getting this done really changed her life.

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By *adbutsanecoupleCouple
over a year ago

Calne

I’m going to claim the worst knee injury so far. Lol ?????? I had my knee replaced and the bottom 6” inches of my thigh bone that met the knee cut off and rebuilt because I had cancer in the knee and bone. Had the op in Feb still can’t walk.

Originally when I went to Dr’s just thought it was as most of you have posted old age lol

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I’m going to claim the worst knee injury so far. Lol ?????? I had my knee replaced and the bottom 6” inches of my thigh bone that met the knee cut off and rebuilt because I had cancer in the knee and bone. Had the op in Feb still can’t walk.

Originally when I went to Dr’s just thought it was as most of you have posted old age lol"

Wow! I'm wishing you all the best in recovery hopefully you can start walking again soon!

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By *adbutsanecoupleCouple
over a year ago

Calne

Yeah all good on the road to recovery so can’t complain ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old age doesn’t come on its own amigo lol . Give it a few years

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