FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m off the pub, whose coming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me (fuck knows how to do a crying face)

Take me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeeeee!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me (fuck knows how to do a crying face)

Take me "

Like this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me (fuck knows how to do a crying face)

Take me "

Henriette the ales on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me. Your arse stinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me (fuck knows how to do a crying face)

Take me

Like this.

She said crying face not cum face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meeeeeee!!!"

About time you got em in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me (fuck knows how to do a crying face)

Take me

Like this.

Show off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me"

A lovely glass of water is on its way to you

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

If no one is serving give me a call, I make one hell of a barmaid xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nags head?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm good, alcohol is bad for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not me. Your arse stinks"

Do you want to wash it for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me. Your arse stinks

Do you want to wash it for me?

With my knife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, pass. Not getting in trouble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nags head?"

The Winchester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If no one is serving give me a call, I make one hell of a barmaid xx "

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

A lovely glass of water is on its way to you

Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm good, alcohol is bad for you"

They sell non alcoholic drinks as well you know. Get your arse out and stop being boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not me. Your arse stinks

Do you want to wash it for me?

With my knife?"

Your poo knife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nags head?

The Winchester

We’re saved then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me. Your arse stinks

Do you want to wash it for me?

With my knife?

Your poo knife? "

Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

A lovely glass of water is on its way to you

Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please. "

You know what happened last time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nags head?

The Winchester

We’re saved then!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'm good, alcohol is bad for you

They sell non alcoholic drinks as well you know. Get your arse out and stop being boring

I'd rather not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not me. Your arse stinks

Do you want to wash it for me?

With my knife?

Your poo knife?

Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand"

Go on then, it’s due a little clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me (fuck knows how to do a crying face)

Take me

Like this.

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

A lovely glass of water is on its way to you

Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.

You know what happened last time

You got d*unk and lost your trousers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm good, alcohol is bad for you

They sell non alcoholic drinks as well you know. Get your arse out and stop being boring

I'd rather not"

I’ll pick you up in 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me. Your arse stinks

Do you want to wash it for me?

With my knife?

Your poo knife?

Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand

Go on then, it’s due a little clean

open wide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

A lovely glass of water is on its way to you

Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.

You know what happened last time

You got d*unk and lost your trousers"

Yeah but it was you that shit in them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not me. Your arse stinks

Do you want to wash it for me?

With my knife?

Your poo knife?

Yes my poo knife. I’ll even give it a rinse in the toilet water beforehand

Go on then, it’s due a little clean

open wide"

Hang on, a dildo shaped knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, as long as you fuckers stay 2 metres apart..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, as long as you fuckers stay 2 metres apart..

This goes without saying Roxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

A lovely glass of water is on its way to you

Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.

You know what happened last time

You got d*unk and lost your trousers

Yeah but it was you that shit in them

No, I puked in them. The shit wasn't mine

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I’m off the pub, whose coming?

No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

A lovely glass of water is on its way to you

Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.

You know what happened last time

You got d*unk and lost your trousers

Yeah but it was you that shit in them

No, I puked in them. The shit wasn't mine

Oh great, so I saved it in jar and it’s not even yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub, whose coming?

No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila "

This sounds better than the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

A lovely glass of water is on its way to you

Why do I have to have water? I'd rather have a Tequila please.

You know what happened last time

You got d*unk and lost your trousers

Yeah but it was you that shit in them

No, I puked in them. The shit wasn't mine

Oh great, so I saved it in jar and it’s not even yours

Yeah I'd ditch that one if I was you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub, whose coming?

No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila "

You’re on. I like Whitely Bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight, cant be arsed

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I’m off the pub, whose coming?

No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila

This sounds better than the pub

I love an intimate lounge soiree all dancey, daft with good conversation and games.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I’m off the pub, whose coming?

No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila

You’re on. I like Whitely Bay

I'm 10 mins from the sea too for a sunrise skinny dip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub, whose coming?

No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila

This sounds better than the pub

I love an intimate lounge soiree all dancey, daft with good conversation and games. "

And oil?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I’m off the pub, whose coming?

No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila

This sounds better than the pub

I love an intimate lounge soiree all dancey, daft with good conversation and games.

And oil?

For you .. yes! An array to choose from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubs are boring, I'll meet you at the after party!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub, whose coming?

No ta, but youz are welcome round mine after for some shmoozing, tunes and tequila

You’re on. I like Whitely Bay

I'm 10 mins from the sea too for a sunrise skinny dip

Will be round straight after last orders

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can Iv a double Jameson it’s been a long day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off the pub, whose coming?

Oh how I wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can Iv a double Jameson it’s been a long day

No need to ask, it’s already on the bar waiting for you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can Iv a double Jameson it’s been a long day

No need to ask, it’s already on the bar waiting for you

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