FabSwingers.com forum: you know when your neaighbours are chavs when ?

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

there garden furniture used to be there front room furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They shout "Mom" and the Rottweiler comes bounding in outta the back garden

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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

at least one of there relatives has died after shouting " hey everybody watch this "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kids' garden playhouse is an old rusted car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their washing line looks like a stand straight out of jjb sports!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your knee deep in fag ends and strongbow cans as you pass front door, playing hopscotch totget around dog shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You live in Dewsbury

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By *leasing_to_the_thighsMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

ha ha u get woke up at half 4 in the mornin by a police dog van trying to get him to go to the station happend to me last night wasnt happy having to get up at 7 to go to work after that all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have Burberry curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have Burberry curtains"

or they have no curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wipe your feet on the way out the door

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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

at least one of there offspring is named after a product available at boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at least one of there offspring is named after a product available at boots"

Jonny? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there garden furniture used to be there front room furniture "

Mine do that but are Asian. Can you have Asian chav's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keyboard derision typed with feet? Reflect before you open your post and put shit in it.

"Public perception of the shape of society has been so warped that most no longer know how others live, where they stand in relation to the rest, who earns what or why. By deliberate misrepresentation, drip, drip, week after week, the powerful interests of wealth deliberately distort reality. The best weapon in the class armoury fosters loathing of a "feral underclass" – its size vague and never delineated, relying on anecdotes of extreme dysfunction, of which any society has plenty. One sneer cleverly elides millions of low-earning workers in equal chav contempt for all living on an estate, drawing any benefit – even if in work – as cheats, addicts and layabouts. That's the way to divert resentment from those above, to those below."

Polly Toynbee

The Guardian, Tuesday 31 May 2011

Lord of the Flies comes to mind just lately in these forums. Not liking it much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there garden furniture used to be there front room furniture "

I don't have a shed, I truly have an old recycled wardrobe where I keep my gardening implements. So I must be chav. Am I bovv'd. Naaah!

Never mind, I have two degrees, own my own home, and have always worked.

Peeps who need to look down their noses have chips on their shoulders that they cannot see cos they are too busy looking down their noses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they cannot spell neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when they do not understand the use of grammar and sentence structure and are unable to recognise the difference between there and their?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they cannot spell neighbours.

All that jumping up and down mean your a chav then or just spelling police?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they cannot spell neighbours.

All that jumping up and down mean your a chav then or just spelling police?

naaaa think it means I should step away fromt keyboard! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take exception to being judged by the wardrobe in my garden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they cannot spell neighbours.

All that jumping up and down mean your a chav then or just spelling police?

naaaa think it means I should step away fromt keyboard! lol "

Fromt? What does your user name mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take exception to being judged by the wardrobe in my garden!

Nobody did I read the thread are you on special medicine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when we first fantasised about swinging we thought "that'd be nice" and it just stuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take exception to being judged by the wardrobe in my garden!

Nobody did I read the thread are you on special medicine?

why? did you want some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you live next door to chavs when you have to argue with them that their wheelie bin is yours but they strenuously deny it even though it's got your door number painted on it. Weekly.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

When it's your family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they try and sell you the lawnmower they 'borrowed' off you three weeks ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they cannot spell neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take exception to being judged by the wardrobe in my garden!

.... I thought it was because of your Burberry curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do you call a 32 year old chav pushing a pushchair???

nana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you live next door to chavs when you have to argue with them that their wheelie bin is yours but they strenuously deny it even though it's got your door number painted on it. Weekly.

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or you come out one morning to find your wheelie bin up on bricks

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

They have a beer fridge full of wife beater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dling nasty jewellery you would not be seen dead in .

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"They have a beer fridge full of wife beater"

Dont diss the belgian lady....she's reassuringly expensive

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You know you live next door to chavs when you have to argue with them that their wheelie bin is yours but they strenuously deny it even though it's got your door number painted on it. Weekly.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A chav's daughter was just about to go out.

The mum shouts, "If you're not in bed by midnight, come home!"

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By *ickeyandrewsMan
over a year ago

birmingham

You get fireworks posted through your door instead of mail.

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By *ickeyandrewsMan
over a year ago

birmingham

The moment the sun comes out on the first day that remotely resembles summer and all of a sudden the crappest R&B poop starts pumping out of nextdoor or every passing renault clio with a spoiler on the back and hub caps worth more than the car.

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By *ickeyandrewsMan
over a year ago

birmingham

On same said summer day, the blokes suddenly take their top off and start walking down the street with a can of cheap larger in their hand and showing off their nasty tasteless tattoos.

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By *ickeyandrewsMan
over a year ago

birmingham

You open your curtains to see a Faded and tattered St George's flag dangling from nextdoors window.

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By *ickeyandrewsMan
over a year ago

birmingham

You open your curtains one morning to see 2 police vans outside and 18 police officers and 2 sniffer dogs clad in riot gear beating down the your neighbours door.

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By *andymanleeds43Man
over a year ago

Leeds

i bet 70 percent r chavs on here

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

And of course, the ones you've all missed! You know someones a Chav, when they come on a light hearted forum thread and defend their "Kind"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They drive a white land rover with a personalised number plate

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

They answer to the names Wayne and Waynetta

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

The kids are Justin and Rihanna

The mums are called britney and Chardonnay

The grans names are kylie and bianca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take exception to being judged by the wardrobe in my garden!

Ohhhh, does it go to Narnia??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she plays her music at full blast till 3am in midweek when your up at 5 for work , yet feels the need to call the police for u coughing in bed at 8 oclock on a sat night because your ill ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grans wearing a flat peak cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they use the words:

Sket

Innit

Mandem

Bredrin

Wasteman

Or miside for every other word

Also when there are so many cans of Stella and white lightening in the num you think its going outta style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they use the words:

Sket

Innit

Mandem

Bredrin

Wasteman

Or miside for every other word

Also when there are so many cans of Stella and white lightening in the num you think its going outta style "

*bin

Also when there 5yr old resembles a tangerine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say there going to the local they mean the police station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the get your bike for christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they bring back up to the front door lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a shooting in a local pub, killing 1 and injuring 3 (as happened here last night)

I really, really, really need to move !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a shooting in a local pub, killing 1 and injuring 3 (as happened here last night)

I really, really, really need to move !"

fekk!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

when the local pub they use has a flat roof !

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"There is a shooting in a local pub, killing 1 and injuring 3 (as happened here last night)

I really, really, really need to move !"

or get a gun

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"There is a shooting in a local pub, killing 1 and injuring 3 (as happened here last night)

The victims and the suspects are all from the same family

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I take exception to being judged by the wardrobe in my garden!

Judgemental bedroom furniture?

Put down the bottle and have a coffee dude, I think you've had enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they knick your washing off your line!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Stilettos to put the rubbish out, pyjamas to go to tescos

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Sounds like an episode of Shameless

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just want to be clear here, the right chavs can still fuck me. Lads in trackies, cock bulges swaying, can look fit as.

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields

"there garden furniture used to be there front room furniture "

...when they can't spell 'neighbours' either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there is a mattress in the front garden that has a great big burn mark on it that brings to mind someone dying on it after going to sleep with a burning fag held in their yellow-brown mitts. This mattress lies next to a grubby white cooker that looks like it has been disconnected by Stevie Wonder.

And to set these fine features off the entire "lawn" has been liberally decorated with babies nappies. Soiled of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they knick your washing off your line!"

... washing line...;-)

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

When the vest top they're sporting is made of Kevlar.

When you see them in the street you think team GB have decided not to use the Olympic village.

They live in social housing but drive a Mercedes XL.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Three appliances in kitchen, freezer chip pan and microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And of course, the ones you've all missed! You know someones a Chav, when they come on a light hearted forum thread and defend their "Kind"!

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By *eonlylive1seCouple
over a year ago

Atherstone

"The moment the sun comes out on the first day that remotely resembles summer and all of a sudden the crappest R&B poop starts pumping out of nextdoor or every passing renault clio with a spoiler on the back and hub caps worth more than the car."

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Their telly is on all day..safe in the knowledge that the rest of us idiots are paying the bill.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

The woman has ten men's names tattooed on her arm ( the fathers of her eight kids)

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

"You know you live next door to chavs when you have to argue with them that their wheelie bin is yours but they strenuously deny it even though it's got your door number painted on it. Weekly.

or you come out one morning to find your wheelie bin up on bricks

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or when u get up in the morn and sum fuckers nicked the bricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they have fag in one hand, a mobile phone in the other talking to the benefits agency asking where their job seekers allowance is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or when you wake up on a sunday morning to find 2 traffic cones and a road closed sign in ur side yard

oh and a mysterious plastic beaker on ur front step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When their teeth are more uneven than the ramparts at Windsor castle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there garden furniture used to be there front room furniture "

or when their garden furniture used to be YOUR front room furniture !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they inform you they are moving out you offer to pay for the removal van cost's

Or they own at least 3 40'+ plasma t.v.s but cant afford the school uniform xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When their teeth are more uneven than the ramparts at Windsor castle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of saying good morning as you pass them they ask if you "gotta fag?"

They have 2 dogs one called Vodka the other called Stella

The 2 yr old childs birthday party involves a trip to McDonalds and Bargain Booze not ending til gone midnight and at least 3 fight's xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i bet 70 percent r chavs on here"

bet you this goldy lookin chain they aint!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they can't differentiate between 'Their' and 'There'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You look in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look in the mirror."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just want to be clear here, the right chavs can still fuck me. Lads in trackies, cock bulges swaying, can look fit as."

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By *ifornowCouple
over a year ago

East Lincs

They've appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show !

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

When they smile and their teeth resemble a set of snooker balls..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya don't smile cos yer broke n ya sent ya teeth to "Cash fer gold"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they ahve a 10 man/woman brawl right out side your driveway, pissed as farts but not a punch landed!!

BTW this was my place last night, fuckin scumbags!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You choose the naf ground floor flat over the smart 5th floor one cos ya know ya'l nere make it up there after 14 plus pints o bevvy - hic

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