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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. You play with it at night and it vibrates in your hand. What is it?

2. What’s the white, sticky stuff most girls like, but instead of swallows, spits out?

3. What’s long and hard and has the word ‘cum’ in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. You play with it at night and it vibrates in your hand. What is it?

2. What’s the white, sticky stuff most girls like, but instead of swallows, spits out?

3. What’s long and hard and has the word ‘cum’ in it?

"

Phone

Dunno. Cream. I don’t like cream though

Potatocum

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Phone

Toothpaste

Cucumber

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Vibrator

Cock

Precum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. You play with it at night and it vibrates in your hand. What is it?

2. What’s the white, sticky stuff most girls like, but instead of swallows, spits out?

3. What’s long and hard and has the word ‘cum’ in it?

Phone

Dunno. Cream. I don’t like cream though

Potatocum"

What is Potatocum? Do we have it in England?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Phone

Toothpaste

Cucumber "

You are absolutely right. Text book answer. Will send you the head boy badge in post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vibrator

Cock

Precum"

This is not the text book answer but it is correct too to some extent.

The order of it made me laugh. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. You play with it at night and it vibrates in your hand. What is it?

2. What’s the white, sticky stuff most girls like, but instead of swallows, spits out?

3. What’s long and hard and has the word ‘cum’ in it?

"

1. My phone

2. Toothpaste

3. Cucumber

Lol. But dildos, cum, and cocks are more fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. You play with it at night and it vibrates in your hand. What is it?

2. What’s the white, sticky stuff most girls like, but instead of swallows, spits out?

3. What’s long and hard and has the word ‘cum’ in it?

1. My phone

2. Toothpaste

3. Cucumber

Lol. But dildos, cum, and cocks are more fun "

Some people are unbelievably naughty.

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