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Are you a frog or a scorpion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

From:Afterlife

A scorpion wanted to cross the river.

It goes to a frog and asks: Can you take me on your back to cross the river?

Frog says: No, I wont because you will sting me.

Scorpion: Why would I sting you? If I did we both would die.

Frog says: Ok then, I will take you on my back.

Halfway across the river the scorpion stings the frog.

Frog asks: Why did you sting me ? You said you wouldn't.

Scorpion says: Well, I am a Scorpion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a shark? I can then swim and bite too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both, we all are.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both, we all are....."

Talk for yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both, we all are....."

Yay you're back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both, we all are.....

Talk for yourself! "

Both traits of human nature, whether you want to be thoughtful or animalistic you'll always end up a combination. Sex site is an example innit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both, we all are.....

Yay you're back!"

Bad penny

Hey beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both, we all are.....

Yay you're back!

Bad penny

Hey beautiful "

Was thinking more renegade master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a cute lil' doggie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you, frogs have a pretty good sex life. Have you seen them at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both, we all are.....

Yay you're back!

Bad penny

Hey beautiful

Was thinking more renegade master "

Hahaha, singing that in my head now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know it's a strange one. But I loved it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a pike with a taste for gullible frogs and self-sabotaging scorpions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m a pike with a taste for gullible frogs and self-sabotaging scorpions."

Glad the ecosystem works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a frog. Some may call me a gullible idiot, but I'm going with frog

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'd carry both creatures across the river. However, I would try to chat them up even though the frog is ugly and the scorpion would sting me... After all, I'm a flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a pike with a taste for gullible frogs and self-sabotaging scorpions.

Glad the ecosystem works "

I like recycling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very simplistic outlook but I’m probably a scorpion rather than a frog, he should have known better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am a frog. Some may call me a gullible idiot, but I'm going with frog "

I think I am one too.

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