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The joy of pissing outside

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon

While out cycling I get more pleasure than I should by having a piss in a hedgerow. Lovely.

Women are clearly not designed for this, it looks so undignified, squatting with shorts pulled down, one hand ready to wipe. Now that’s a design flaw.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Apparently there's a device called a She Wee that solves our anatomical flaw.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

That's why I wear a skirt, carry baby wipes and avoid poison ivy as It bloody stings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just piss myself

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Although that being said, personally I enjoy indoor plumbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just piss myself "

I bet it goes straight on your anus. Because they are so close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just piss myself

I bet it goes straight on your anus. Because they are so close"

I don’t have an anus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just piss myself

I bet it goes straight on your anus. Because they are so close

I don’t have an anus!!"

True story; the man who did my infection control training loved talking (the course could be done in three hours but it would take six hours) and he told us all about how his daughter was born with no butthole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...

Women are clearly not designed forthis..."

Where there's a wee there's a way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Although that being said, personally I enjoy indoor plumbing."

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"While out cycling I get more pleasure than I should by having a piss in a hedgerow. Lovely.

Women are clearly not designed for this, it looks so undignified, squatting with shorts pulled down, one hand ready to wipe. Now that’s a design flaw. "

Undignified? Never! There's no finer sight in the world than a woman squatting like that, jeans and knickers round her ankles, bum getting some sun and a nice frothy puddle growing on the ground...

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By *urringtiggraCouple
over a year ago

UXBRIDGE


"While out cycling I get more pleasure than I should by having a piss in a hedgerow. Lovely.

Women are clearly not designed for this, it looks so undignified, squatting with shorts pulled down, one hand ready to wipe. Now that’s a design flaw. "

Yes but for me I love seeing a woman squatting, legs apart....

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon

It’s difficult for the deputy headmistress that I ride with. Struggling to pull down her Lycra shorts. She often complains of splashing.

Mind you - with an enlarged prostate I no longer get the instant relief from a piss. No more ‘pissing like a police horse’ for me. It takes a while and plenty of shaking at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife absolutely loves her she-wee and never goes out with out it.

The French live an outside piss!!

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love not live dumbarse that I am.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a she-wee for when I am on a trek or long bike ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a she week and some of those bags that crystalise the wee because I like to clean up after myself.... However I couldn't hold up my dress, the shewee and the bag at the same time. Hence ditched the bag, the she wee was useless and I ended with wet legs . Please can park toilets open soon!

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there


"Apparently there's a device called a She Wee that solves our anatomical flaw."

Yes, I have shaky hands and I used it to funnel my boiling water when making a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While out cycling I get more pleasure than I should by having a piss in a hedgerow. Lovely.

Women are clearly not designed for this, it looks so undignified,

squatting with shorts pulled down, one hand ready to wipe. Now that’s a design flaw.

Undignified? Never! There's no finer sight in the world than a woman squatting like that, jeans and knickers round her ankles, bum getting some sun and a nice frothy puddle growing on the ground... "

Frothy?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

My daughter will often do a man pee when camping , I don’t know the technique but she says it’s mostly successful.

Sometimes when we wild camp on a peak in winter, I pee in a bottle in the night and then use it as a hot water bottle inside my bivi.

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By *Wman15Man
over a year ago

Altrincham


"My daughter will often do a man pee when camping , I don’t know the technique but she says it’s mostly successful.

Sometimes when we wild camp on a peak in winter, I pee in a bottle in the night and then use it as a hot water bottle inside my bivi. "

"...mostly successful."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the wind blows!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Design flaw ?

I was on the phone for bloody ages the other sunny day and as my bladder filled and my eyes caught the huge empty plant pot on my not overlooked patio ........

work the rest out.

It wasn't difficult. It was as 'they' say ....... a piece of piss.

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By *rindiMan
over a year ago

chester


"Design flaw ?

I was on the phone for bloody ages the other sunny day and as my bladder filled and my eyes caught the huge empty plant pot on my not overlooked patio ........

work the rest out.

It wasn't difficult. It was as 'they' say ....... a piece of piss."
top work girl x

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"While out cycling I get more pleasure than I should by having a piss in a hedgerow. Lovely.

Women are clearly not designed for this, it looks so undignified,

squatting with shorts pulled down, one hand ready to wipe. Now that’s a design flaw.

Undignified? Never! There's no finer sight in the world than a woman squatting like that, jeans and knickers round her ankles, bum getting some sun and a nice frothy puddle growing on the ground...

Frothy? "

Depends on the pressure with which it comes out I guess, and from woman to wonan, but it certainly can be very "frothy".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer indoor pissing, I can sit down.

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