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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38

Terminal velocity-Charlie Sheen

"pack your bags we're going on a guilt trip"

Made me chuckle

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

He’s a well balanced individual , he’s got a chip on both shoulders

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv met some pricks in my time but you my friend are a f**king cactus

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Iv met some pricks in my time but you my friend are a f**king cactus "

I really like this. I will so use this

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Iv met some pricks in my time but you my friend are a f**king cactus "

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"He’s a well balanced individual , he’s got a chip on both shoulders "

I have a devil and an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scene from Seven Psychopaths. Youtube it

Paulo: Put your hands up!

Hans: No.

Paulo: What?

Hans: I said no.

Paulo: Why not?

Hans: Because I don't want to.

Paulo: But I've got a gun...

Hans: I don't care.

Paulo: It doesn't make any sense!

Hans: Too bad!

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Scene from Seven Psychopaths. Youtube it

Paulo: Put your hands up!

Hans: No.

Paulo: What?

Hans: I said no.

Paulo: Why not?

Hans: Because I don't want to.

Paulo: But I've got a gun...

Hans: I don't care.

Paulo: It doesn't make any sense!

Hans: Too bad!"

That’s me pmt week

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Scene from Seven Psychopaths. Youtube it

Paulo: Put your hands up!

Hans: No.

Paulo: What?

Hans: I said no.

Paulo: Why not?

Hans: Because I don't want to.

Paulo: But I've got a gun...

Hans: I don't care.

Paulo: It doesn't make any sense!

Hans: Too bad!

That’s me pmt week "

That's me minus HRT

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

That person fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down ..

then landed on a trampoline

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Roy Chubby Brown's wife after a fanny fart

" Oh darling, you've Cum too much"

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Dolly Parton: "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find this to be very funny by gregg doucette, "it is 2020, you can be whatever you like, a square or a circle" lol

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By *nnnikCouple
over a year ago

Walsall


"Terminal velocity-Charlie Sheen

"pack your bags we're going on a guilt trip"

Made me chuckle"

It's a spot not a cold sore.. Nik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was that ugly the local peeping tom phoned her up and told her to keep her curtains closed.

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

“That’s what I’m talking about right there...

A white girl with a black girls ass... I’m taking her home to momma!”

Terry cruise in white chicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Stringer Bell line in The Wire “ adjourn your asses“ makes me chuckle every time I remember

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I didn’t trip.... the floor looked sad so I thought I’d give it a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s sad little life Jane... You ruined my night, completely, so you could have the money. But I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.

A British classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Do you think these c**ts are gonna to pay my mortgage? I'm claustrophobic, Darren!’

Another classic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go around spraying my Intimately Beckham everywhere, stops you feeling sick.

Derek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trigger:

And that's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old broom’s had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time.

Sid:

How the hell can it be the same bloody broom then?

Trigger:

There's the picture. What more proof do you need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’m a straight man looking to meet women’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one still tickles me.

Forecast the weather? You'd be as well keeking up the dogs arse.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Iv met some pricks in my time but you my friend are a f**king cactus "

Love this one ????

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Iv met some pricks in my time but you my friend are a f**king cactus

Love this one !!!!! "

Should have been ! Not ?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Iv met some pricks in my time but you my friend are a f**king cactus

Love this one !!!!!

Should have been ! Not ? "

Oi don’t be stealing my quote

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