FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Prison Break. We need a team who’s in.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.

What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.

I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm a good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.

What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.

I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.

I'm bringing Wentworth millar

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'm banged up for wanton flirting - I'll distract the guards with my boobs whilst the rest of you get tunneling!

Mrs TMN x

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I'm innocent. Falsely convicted naturally. But I will provide a distraction for the guards

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm banged up for wanton flirting - I'll distract the guards with my boobs whilst the rest of you get tunneling!

Mrs TMN x"

I guess it was a fair cop that one. Fantastic, that orange boiler suit looks great on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, locked up for putting my bins out on the wrong day.

I have a variety of skills for breaking out of places all learnt from watching the A Team and MacGyver as a kid.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm innocent. Falsely convicted naturally. But I will provide a distraction for the guards

The guards will definitely be distracted that’s for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been sentenced to life at her Majesty's (QL) plesure for bringing a condom to a bareback orgy. I got rope for scaling the walls

Fuzz

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

We've been given five years for misuse of a policeman's truncheon. Suzie's agreed to help with the rides on the other side of the wall.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I've been sentenced to life at her Majesty's (QL) plesure for bringing a condom to a bareback orgy. I got rope for scaling the walls

Fuzz"

Is the rope just for scaling the walls, I don’t want you getting distracted and tied up with other things.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.

What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.

I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.

I'm bringing Wentworth millar"
I'd not want to break out if I could be in with him

I'd cause the distraction

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Driver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be an inside man

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Driver!

D."

All revved up.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I can be an inside man"

Inside who?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Any volunteers to smuggle in a mobile phone hidden about there person.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Any volunteers to smuggle in a mobile phone hidden about there person.

I could probably hide it in my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been sentenced to life at her Majesty's (QL) plesure for bringing a condom to a bareback orgy. I got rope for scaling the walls

Fuzz

Is the rope just for scaling the walls, I don’t want you getting distracted and tied up with other things. "

The screws

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got it all figured out

I'm going to use my one phone call to call the Warden and pretend I'm the Priminster and tell him to release me

Good look with your complicated escape plans you morons

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I've got it all figured out

I'm going to use my one phone call to call the Warden and pretend I'm the Priminster and tell him to release me

Good look with your complicated escape plans you morons

Need a lift?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got it all figured out

I'm going to use my one phone call to call the Warden and pretend I'm the Priminster and tell him to release me

Good look with your complicated escape plans you morons

Need a lift?

D."

Yes please, something fast.

I don't know how long it will be before they realise whats happened

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’m in, can I be the fixer, just like James garner in the great escape

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Any volunteers to smuggle in a mobile phone hidden about there person.

I could probably hide it in my boobs "

I think you could hide an Ipad in those.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m in, can I be the fixer, just like James garner in the great escape

I need a camera to take cock pics.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.

What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.

I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.

Im in for gbh after blinding a group of ladies with my cum shot. I can cover all the cctv cams by blowing my load over them

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.

What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.

I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.

Im in for gbh after blinding a group of ladies with my cum shot. I can cover all the cctv cams by blowing my load over them"

Bleeding’ ell, you were part of the Wormwood scrubs break out weren’t you. I heard it all got whitewashed.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I've got it all figured out

I'm going to use my one phone call to call the Warden and pretend I'm the Priminster and tell him to release me

Good look with your complicated escape plans you morons

Good plan, do you sound like a buffoon.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"I’m in, can I be the fixer, just like James garner in the great escape

I need a camera to take cock pics. "

Sorted, I’ll bribe fritz

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Any volunteers to smuggle in a mobile phone hidden about there person.

I could probably hide it in my boobs

I think you could hide an Ipad in those.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm only here for non payment of tv licence...3 days left, I'll wait it out

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm only here for non payment of tv licence...3 days left, I'll wait it out"

You rebel. I bet you’ve been popular in the showers.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm only here for non payment of tv licence...3 days left, I'll wait it out

You rebel. I bet you’ve been popular in the showers. "

Well, I have dropped the soap a few times

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm only here for non payment of tv licence...3 days left, I'll wait it out

You rebel. I bet you’ve been popular in the showers.

Well, I have dropped the soap a few times

I know I was watching through the hole in the ceiling, errr no I mean, I bet you did.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm only here for non payment of tv licence...3 days left, I'll wait it out

You rebel. I bet you’ve been popular in the showers.

Well, I have dropped the soap a few times

I know I was watching through the hole in the ceiling, errr no I mean, I bet you did.

It was quite the show

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm doing a three stretch, I was found guilty of messaging a pretty woman in the forums as I was blocked for "outside age range" on her profile, also I bought three toilet rolls, three other counts taken into consideration including impersonating a police lady !!

I could dress up like a fairy and distract the guards !!!

And I have watched the shawshank film. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should imagine this prison is full due to the amount of people begging on Fab

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll hide bolt-cutters in my cleavage...

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm doing a three stretch, I was found guilty of messaging a pretty woman in the forums as I was blocked for "outside age range" on her profile, also I bought three toilet rolls, three other counts taken into consideration including impersonating a police lady !!

I could dress up like a fairy and distract the guards !!!

And I have watched the shawshank film. X "

Sorry Chloe, those crimes are so despicable you are destined to rot in jail as the plaything of the guards.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll hide bolt-cutters in my cleavage..."

Brilliant, you best keep them close to me.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm only here for non payment of tv licence...3 days left, I'll wait it out

You rebel. I bet you’ve been popular in the showers.

Well, I have dropped the soap a few times

I know I was watching through the hole in the ceiling, errr no I mean, I bet you did.

It was quite the show

It was, quite a banged up bang.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'll hide bolt-cutters in my cleavage...

Brilliant, you best keep them close to me. "

The bolt-cutters?..

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll hide bolt-cutters in my cleavage...

Brilliant, you best keep them close to me.

The bolt-cutters?.."

Them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.

What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.

I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.

You have veges growing over your cock! Did you eat too many seeds as a child?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.

What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.

I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.

You have veges growing over your cock! Did you eat too many seeds as a child?

Shush it a rouse to get me into the medical wing, all part of the plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s the great fab prison break. We need a crack team of hardened fab criminals to break out.

What are you banged up for and what can you bring to help the breakout.

I’m doing a ten stretch for sending an unsolicited cock pic, I’ll bring a cake with a file hidden in it.

You have veges growing over your cock! Did you eat too many seeds as a child?

Shush it a rouse to get me into the medical wing, all part of the plan. "

Medical wing? To shag the nurses?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I could dress up like a fairy and distract the guards !!!

And I have watched the shawshank film. X

Sorry Chloe, those crimes are so despicable you are destined to rot in jail as the plaything of the guards. "

Dam, I had the spoons and polished shoes ready !

When you break out can you pop back in with some hand sanitizer and bum lube , thanks xx

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I could dress up like a fairy and distract the guards !!!

And I have watched the shawshank film. X

Sorry Chloe, those crimes are so despicable you are destined to rot in jail as the plaything of the guards.

Dam, I had the spoons and polished shoes ready !

When you break out can you pop back in with some hand sanitizer and bum lube , thanks xx "

Definitely it’s the least I can do

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Anybody got any tattoos to decode.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"I'll hide bolt-cutters in my cleavage..."

Can u smuggle some of my seaman out in between yr boobs on yr next visit, please

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's your lucky day Mr Fiddlystickies. We're both Prison Warders, we can have us out in no time! After all that prison good we can even join that humongous queue for Burger King

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"It's your lucky day Mr Fiddlystickies. We're both Prison Warders, we can have us out in no time! After all that prison good we can even join that humongous queue for Burger King

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*food*

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It's your lucky day Mr Fiddlystickies. We're both Prison Warders, we can have us out in no time! After all that prison good we can even join that humongous queue for Burger King

Ok but I’ll have to lie low in your bedroom for a year or two when you’ve bust me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inside for bringing an accident to my workplace

I am or before (was) a former welder but today have no hands below a wrist.

I was finking if I could help you out as I as can do sum bird noises

Theyar'e realy good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm no hands, you could play the part of T-Bag then.

Can I be Sucre please Pappy, I’ve even got the dancing Hula girl on my dash....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm no hands, you could play the part of T-Bag then.

Can I be Sucre please Pappy, I’ve even got the dancing Hula girl on my dash...."
T bag, I have a Kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle no good for me buddy, just poured me some prison hooch.

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