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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

dickhead at 100 yards - how about you?

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

No, I have to wait until your closer!

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"No, I have to wait until your closer!

(Sorry, couldn't resist!)"

Yawn..............

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Depends how big the dick is

......maybe 150 yrds if its a bigun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yea im a dickhead spotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

300 paces....whats that in yards?

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Depends how big the dick is

......maybe 150 yrds if its a bigun"

thought you'd shut me down - i think you love me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can spot a dick head within 30 secs of meeting them

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

hide's before i'm spotted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bless

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"hide's before i'm spotted

nope - too late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Depends how big the dick is

......maybe 150 yrds if its a bigun

thought you'd shut me down - i think you love me!"

Nah you have a shutting down thread obsession and I don't think its fair to feed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dickhead at 100 yards - how about you?"

Yeah!

Though the buggers usualy spot me spotting them and make a beeline for me!

XXXX

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Depends how big the dick is

......maybe 150 yrds if its a bigun

thought you'd shut me down - i think you love me!

Nah you have a shutting down thread obsession and I don't think its fair to feed it

No, not me -

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

i'm still hidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm still hidding

Oi u get away from my planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm still hidding

Oi u get away from my planet

lmao you gota love him for trying

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"dickhead at 100 yards - how about you?"

I think you spotted me at 150 miles...

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"i'm still hidding

Oi u get away from my planet

hmmm i aint touched your planet yet i'm still preparing for re-entry lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm still hidding

Oi u get away from my planet

hmmm i aint touched your planet yet i'm still preparing for re-entry lmao "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm still hidding

Oi u get away from my planet

lmao you gota love him for trying

Absolutely lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm still hidding

Oi u get away from my planet

lmao you gota love him for trying

Absolutely lol xxx"

They say god loves a trier but we aint so sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who can see me then... eh, eh who come on, own up pmsl....

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

i'm still hiddin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm still hiddin

Wise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm still hiddin

i can still see you

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm keeping out of this discussion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm keeping out of this discussion

Coward lol....

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"i'm still hiddin

Wise...

yeah but as your a bigger one then me i'm huidding behind you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this hide and seek

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Is this hide and seek

Hi there! don't encourage him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this hide and seek

Hi there! don't encourage him!"

Lol oops ill try not to hehe...

Hi hun

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Is this hide and seek

Hi there! don't encourage him!

Lol oops ill try not to hehe...

Hi hun

to late i saw you lol XXX and you too XXXXX fife my pearl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this hide and seek

Hi there! don't encourage him!

Lol oops ill try not to hehe...

Hi hun

to late i saw you lol XXX and you too XXXXX fife my pearl

Hehe all good fun xxx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"300 paces....whats that in yards?"

thats about 150 double paces, and at an average of 66 double paces per 100 metres that makes it about 250 metres (ish), or about 260 yards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"300 paces....whats that in yards?

thats about 150 double paces, and at an average of 66 double paces per 100 metres that makes it about 250 metres (ish), or about 260 yards."

Always a smartarse about .... now behave or I'll have to sit on your lap again

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"300 paces....whats that in yards?

thats about 150 double paces, and at an average of 66 double paces per 100 metres that makes it about 250 metres (ish), or about 260 yards.

Always a smartarse about .... now behave or I'll have to sit on your lap again

I've been a bit of a smartarse today, can you please come and sit on mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"300 paces....whats that in yards?

thats about 150 double paces, and at an average of 66 double paces per 100 metres that makes it about 250 metres (ish), or about 260 yards.

Always a smartarse about .... now behave or I'll have to sit on your lap again

I've been a bit of a smartarse today, can you please come and sit on mine?"

Ok what shall we talk about?

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"300 paces....whats that in yards?

thats about 150 double paces, and at an average of 66 double paces per 100 metres that makes it about 250 metres (ish), or about 260 yards.

Always a smartarse about .... now behave or I'll have to sit on your lap again

I've been a bit of a smartarse today, can you please come and sit on mine?

Ok what shall we talk about?

Nothing at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"300 paces....whats that in yards?

thats about 150 double paces, and at an average of 66 double paces per 100 metres that makes it about 250 metres (ish), or about 260 yards.

Always a smartarse about .... now behave or I'll have to sit on your lap again

I've been a bit of a smartarse today, can you please come and sit on mine?

Ok what shall we talk about?

Nothing at all!"

Not even the first thing that pops up? take your time

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

"300 paces....whats that in yards?

thats about 150 double paces, and at an average of 66 double paces per 100 metres that makes it about 250 metres (ish), or about 260 yards.

Always a smartarse about .... now behave or I'll have to sit on your lap again

I've been a bit of a smartarse today, can you please come and sit on mine?

Ok what shall we talk about?

Nothing at all!

Not even the first thing that pops up? take your time

lol - well if it was Steve here then that would be a perfect response from him, however, it's Zoe and I haven't got something that'll pop up!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"i can spot a dick head within 30 secs of meeting them

I need to follow you then hun, cos i am stoooopid and cant see it for looking!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"300 paces....whats that in yards?

thats about 150 double paces, and at an average of 66 double paces per 100 metres that makes it about 250 metres (ish), or about 260 yards.

Always a smartarse about .... now behave or I'll have to sit on your lap again

I've been a bit of a smartarse today, can you please come and sit on mine?

Ok what shall we talk about?

Nothing at all!

Not even the first thing that pops up? take your time

lol - well if it was Steve here then that would be a perfect response from him, however, it's Zoe and I haven't got something that'll pop up!"

Ah! me neither lol .... ok a lap sit it is then

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"300 paces....whats that in yards?

thats about 150 double paces, and at an average of 66 double paces per 100 metres that makes it about 250 metres (ish), or about 260 yards.

Always a smartarse about .... now behave or I'll have to sit on your lap again

Woo hoo..... erm..... fekk, funny how you cant think of a way to mis-behave at short notice !!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"300 paces....whats that in yards?

thats about 150 double paces, and at an average of 66 double paces per 100 metres that makes it about 250 metres (ish), or about 260 yards.

Always a smartarse about .... now behave or I'll have to sit on your lap again

Woo hoo..... erm..... fekk, funny how you cant think of a way to mis-behave at short notice !!!!

Aha, found my balaclava and a banana........(runs out, comes back in wearing a banana and brandishing a balaclava)..... fekk, thats torn it!!! (runs out again, runs back in correctly dresdsed this time)....

OK, NOBODY MOVE, THIS IS A THREAD HIJACKING!!!!!

My demands are simple, some choccy mousse, serens in her leather thingy, and half an hour of no interuptions....um, make that an hour!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Or else....?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Or else....?"

Erm.... or else......erm....... oh shit I aint no good with difficult questions!!!

AHA!!! Or else the banana gets it!!!

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