FabSwingers.com forum: Police would you fuck one

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any stories of officers playing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some played football with kids in my street once

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

We had a fling with a female PC a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't tend to ask what people do for a living, whether looking to fuck them or any other time... Tbh I don't care enough to ask... So, I have no idea if I have or not... But if I fancied them, I might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There a great video going round on Facebook. Of an officer cgasin someone through a field. The offender got away. Then officer had a shit in field and wiped his arse with his sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would it's make a difference? It's the person not their occupation that counts.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

If he ticked not ticketed all my boxes

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

I have at least 2 that I know off in my past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Sting is a bit old now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police are never off duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sting is a bit old now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never again for me, once was enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never again for me, once was enough

Snap! He was tapped in the head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

yeah, ok!

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

When I first joined this site,coppers were my drug of choice and I advertised accordingly...Had quite a few use my services esp after/before night shifts..

Got into good role play too..

Some may still use me but I stick to anonymity so not always aware..

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Once. We weren't great together. I insisted on using condoms and he insisted he didn't understand how to use them. He had a wank and went home because I wasn't about to go bareback.

Nothing to do with his occupation though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

When did this start to happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never again for me, once was enough

Snap! He was tapped in the head.

Even worse then that, pure evil x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

When did this start to happen? "

It apparently didn’t, if this thread is anything to go by.

I met an absolute twat of an accountant once. I wonder if all accountants are the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There a great video going round on Facebook. Of an officer cgasin someone through a field. The offender got away. Then officer had a shit in field and wiped his arse with his sock "

Your definition of great doesn’t align with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love women in uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

When did this start to happen?

It apparently didn’t, if this thread is anything to go by.

I met an absolute twat of an accountant once. I wonder if all accountants are the same?

I dont know about that, but I do think there is a definite mindset.

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

When did this start to happen?

It apparently didn’t, if this thread is anything to go by.

I met an absolute twat of an accountant once. I wonder if all accountants are the same?

Yes they are judging by mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I wouldn’t have sex with anyone because of their profession nor would I necessarily be put off by it. I’d struggle with a taxidermist I think

I do like a man in uniform though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would

I know a few cops and a couple that are married to each other

The stories I have been told about women in the police make some of them sound like right dirty bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

When did this start to happen?

It apparently didn’t, if this thread is anything to go by.

I met an absolute twat of an accountant once. I wonder if all accountants are the same?

Yes we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been messaged by a few on here but they think they’re so clever at reading what’s ‘really’ going on. Put me right off if I’m honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t have sex with anyone because of their profession nor would I necessarily be put off by it. I’d struggle with a taxidermist I think

I do like a man in uniform though

I agree taxidermist might be a bit much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t have sex with anyone because of their profession nor would I necessarily be put off by it. I’d struggle with a taxidermist I think

I do like a man in uniform though

Surely a taxidermist would be quite an expert at stuffing pussies?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Most nights. Particulars get taken down, investigation takes place, have to come quietly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t have sex with anyone because of their profession nor would I necessarily be put off by it. I’d struggle with a taxidermist I think

I do like a man in uniform though

Possibly even the odd ass

Surely a taxidermist would be quite an expert at stuffing pussies?"

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By *eading youMan
over a year ago

Guildford

I once picked a wpc up after her shift and drove her somewhere quiet where she gave me the most amazing blow job in the car. She then snowballed me and dribbled what was left down her front having opened her uniform blouse - a great memory sadly never repeated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

Yep! Lol

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I've fucked two but not at the same time.

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By *onglegs888Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"There a great video going round on Facebook. Of an officer cgasin someone through a field. The offender got away. Then officer had a shit in field and wiped his arse with his sock "

You do know that video is completely fake.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've fucked two but not at the same time."

I bet they loved it!!

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

When did this start to happen?

It apparently didn’t, if this thread is anything to go by.

I met an absolute twat of an accountant once. I wonder if all accountants are the same?

Yes we are

No we aren’t

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By *onglegs888Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Any stories of officers playing?? "

Probably not... irrespective of profession decent, genuine people have the appropriate level of discretion......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

When did this start to happen?

It apparently didn’t, if this thread is anything to go by.

I met an absolute twat of an accountant once. I wonder if all accountants are the same?

Yes we are

No we aren’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

When did this start to happen?

It apparently didn’t, if this thread is anything to go by.

I met an absolute twat of an accountant once. I wonder if all accountants are the same?

Yes we are

No we aren’t

Fair play! Lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What does she look like ? How tall is she ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I wouldn’t have sex with anyone because of their profession nor would I necessarily be put off by it. I’d struggle with a taxidermist I think

I do like a man in uniform though

Babs..... I sniggered aloud. The neighbours will prob think I have a penguin in here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a taxidermist i wouldn't mind stuffing one

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By *exy7Man
over a year ago

Bristol

No but I’d love too. With the hat on obviously!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No but I’d love too. With the hat on obviously!

Nice..... What kind of hat do you wear ?

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By *exy7Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Remember the Avengers?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I have, but not because of their profession!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have, but not because of their profession!"
he nicked you for having a bald tyre didnt he and you persuaded him otherwise

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

Coppers are hot!

I had a brief fling with a female copper (Brief cause I fucked it up by being a dick)

She was lovely and sexy.

First date we were on her phone pings a message from a chap called Omar asking what she was up to. She started telling me it was this chap trying to date her and She said he claimed to make porn vids and she wasn’t interested.

That was a funny date.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

When did this start to happen?

It apparently didn’t, if this thread is anything to go by.

I met an absolute twat of an accountant once. I wonder if all accountants are the same?

Known enough dodgy coppers to last me a lifetime, so I'd stick with accountants then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it me off with an offence then yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr used to meet a nurse who told him The filthiest people on the swinging scene were both nurses and police.

He hasnt had a police women yet though..

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

I spit my tea everywhere so take that as never in a million. Having said that manchester dibble are a special breed

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

there are a cpl of wpc s where i live in there mid 20s who are absolute stunners.one of them definatley has that wild look in her eyes.it would be worth getting nicked gor something if it was them 2 turning up

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Sting is a bit old now

Still looks good tho...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know that police officers are just actual, normal human beings?

Exactly this.

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By *reason69Couple
over a year ago

Blackburn

Would love a police station full of them x

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

If it got me out of a speeding fine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most are ok but we have one that loves telling people to move on in the park. Now he needs fucking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to be used hard by an officer in his uniform, that would be so hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't tend to ask professions. I have fucked someone who worked for the police in the past. Wouldn't do it again though if they told me what they did.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve been fucked by the cops a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't tend to ask what people do for a living, whether looking to fuck them or any other time... Tbh I don't care enough to ask... So, I have no idea if I have or not... But if I fancied them, I might

What she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to meet a plain clothes policeman.

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By *andi_sometimesTV/TS
over a year ago

Oldham

I saw a police officer in a nearby coffee shop this afternoon who definitely floated my boat. She could bring me in for questioning any time...

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

My last visit to Le-Boudoir a off duty lady approached me and we went down stairs to the library room /Head master office.. loved it

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Had a few police women I’m my time .. not particularly noteworthy.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Yes please. But I will arrest her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have my truncheon and handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well said.

You do seem to have an infatuation!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Anything you say will be taken down.

“Knickers”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally unless I'm meeting someone regularly and we're good friends, I don't tend to know what they do for work. If it's something they bring up in a first conversation then no, I wouldn't. If the only thing you've got going for you is the job you do, then you're probably not gonna be very interesting to me.

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

My married fb works for the police.

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

I have lol and been handcuffed it was fabulous

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I played with a nice one from pof for a year or so ! Even in the woods so naughty lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about police. I never feel 100% comfortable. If I'm in a shop and there's police I'll feel weird about say putting my hands in my pockets in case they think I'm stealing something.... .... UTTERLY irrational I know!

I'd be checking for wires in their knickers even though I've down nothing wrong.... ....oh actually, yes I would shag a police person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have played with a police officer but his occupation was not an influence in determining my desire to have sex with him.

I must say though that he did look fantastic in his uniform but that wasn't on for long

Her x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I would and I'm pretty sexual frustrated, I may even just settle for his truncheon

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

I would

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I would and I'm pretty sexual frustrated, I may even just settle for his truncheon

Plenty on here and i have met a few. All hot.x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I would and I'm pretty sexual frustrated, I may even just settle for his truncheon

Plenty on here and i have met a few. All hot.x"

A hot policeman with a loaded 'weapon' i'm liking that thought x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep and whilst on duty.... love a policeman

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I met a policeman of pof to play with for a while he took some of my underwear photos for me we played in the woods to! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I met a policeman of pof to play with for a while he took some of my underwear photos for me we played in the woods to! X"

Did you get the baton lol and the handcuffs x

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west

This brought back an interesting story.

Many years ago, Kim (my wife) was getting married to her first husband and my (then) girlfriend was friends with Kim and went on her hen night dressed as a police woman, when she came home I fucked her with her fake plastic truncheon .

Well it’s interesting to me,,,,,,,,I’ll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was mod plod but never got to play with the handcuffs or uniform. I tried his tac vest on once that was as exciting as it got. Aside from that I’ve not had many interactions with the police. I’m a good girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard they’re all arrogant and rubbish in bed

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I met a policeman of pof to play with for a while he took some of my underwear photos for me we played in the woods to! X

Did you get the baton lol and the handcuffs x

He was going to bring the handcuffs home but never did he told me they were uncomfortable but I just wanted some pics with them x

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