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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done when d*unk?

One from me: Decided to show off my balancing skills on a pipe and broke it stopping the water supply to a holiday cottage we were staying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good to see fabbers are responsible drinkers. Unlike me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed in my sisters fridge

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Far too many ridiculous and irresponsible and damn right dangerous shit to post on here.

And one of the reasons that I haven't been d*unk in over 20 year's.

Sober I am a very very boring and cautious Man.

However when I get to a certain level of d*unk!!!

Remember the film hangover the character played by Ed Helms ( the dentist)

Well that's me that is Mr boring sensible when sober but when d*unk an absolute loon!

Oh and I puke..A LOT !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pissed in my sisters fridge "

Oops..thanks for sharing.

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

most dangerous probanbly climbing a tower crane at 2 30 in the morning how i didnt fall off i will never know.just to add i was 20 when i done it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"most dangerous probanbly climbing a tower crane at 2 30 in the morning how i didnt fall off i will never know.just to add i was 20 when i done it"

Glad you are still with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pissed in my sisters fridge

Oops..thanks for sharing. "

You asked

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Far too many to recount

Probably the stupidest was climbing up on the battlements of a castle in Turkey and standing on top of them peering down at the crashing sea far far below

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Texted an ex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long you got to listen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst In the navy decided to walk from Southampton back to Portsmouth- fell asleep under a motorway flyover!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Texted an ex."

Ooh..and?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long you got to listen "

All ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whilst In the navy decided to walk from Southampton back to Portsmouth- fell asleep under a motorway flyover! "

I have driven that route few times. Not surprised you needed a nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long you got to listen

All ears "

So is dumbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst In the navy decided to walk from Southampton back to Portsmouth- fell asleep under a motorway flyover!

I have driven that route few times. Not surprised you needed a nap. "

I was hammered and knew I had to back at the base for 9 the next morning, seemed a spectacularly good idea at the time!

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

when I was at Primary school borrowed a bike from a friend, cycling down a hill totally out of control and could not find the brake.

shot across both lanes and hit the wall the other side.

Looking back there wasnt a single gap in the traffic, no idea how I survived

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Texted an ex.

Ooh..and? "

I'm very very single.

In my defence I'd found out he had some really severe health issues and in my stupor it seemed a great idea to let him put things right if he wanted to. I was prepared to magnanimously accept his apologies if it would ease his mind at such an awful time (I'm good like that).

Bleary and fuzzy the following morning the last thing I wanted was to have to deal with a million messages off him trying to pick up where we left off (there are some very good reasons he's an ex), so I just made the whole situation much worse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Texted an ex.

Ooh..and?

I'm very very single.

In my defence I'd found out he had some really severe health issues and in my stupor it seemed a great idea to let him put things right if he wanted to. I was prepared to magnanimously accept his apologies if it would ease his mind at such an awful time (I'm good like that).

Bleary and fuzzy the following morning the last thing I wanted was to have to deal with a million messages off him trying to pick up where we left off (there are some very good reasons he's an ex), so I just made the whole situation much worse."

Good to know you are single.

Thanks for sharing. To be fair I have made some phone calls to my exes in the past. Regretted it later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picked up a flaming sambuca that had been stood there a while, immediately dropped it and set the tablecloth on fire. I also spent the rest of the evening with my hand in iced water. Luckily no one else was hurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"when I was at Primary school borrowed a bike from a friend, cycling down a hill totally out of control and could not find the brake.

shot across both lanes and hit the wall the other side.

Looking back there wasnt a single gap in the traffic, no idea how I survived"

Gosh ...hopefully you weren't d*unk !!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Picked up a flaming sambuca that had been stood there a while, immediately dropped it and set the tablecloth on fire. I also spent the rest of the evening with my hand in iced water. Luckily no one else was hurt. "

I love that story!

Hope you were ok though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Attempted an kids inflatable assault course in a dress

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I once fell off a cow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Attempted an kids inflatable assault course in a dress "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once fell off a cow"

We wont ask why you got on the cow in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Picked up a flaming sambuca that had been stood there a while, immediately dropped it and set the tablecloth on fire. I also spent the rest of the evening with my hand in iced water. Luckily no one else was hurt.

I love that story!

Hope you were ok though"

Yes thank you, took a while to stop burning though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slipped over in heels dislocated and broke my ankle in 3 places...

Only thing holding my foot was skin, snapped the bones clean in half.

5 hour operation internally fixate plates and pins

In my defence I did not realise my alchohol intake as a 'friend' was spiking my drinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slipped over in heels dislocated and broke my ankle in 3 places...

Only thing holding my foot was skin, snapped the bones clean in half.

5 hour operation internally fixate plates and pins

In my defence I did not realise my alchohol intake as a 'friend' was spiking my drinks "

Ouch...hope your friend felt suitably guilty afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Picked up a flaming sambuca that had been stood there a while, immediately dropped it and set the tablecloth on fire. I also spent the rest of the evening with my hand in iced water. Luckily no one else was hurt.

I love that story!

Hope you were ok though

Yes thank you, took a while to stop burning though "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I used to live about 4 miles North of Derby and generally would walk home after having been to The Rockhouse, but this particular night it was pissing down and I was skint. There happened to be a Fair in the Marketplace, so I crawled through some tarpaulin and got ma head down in a Dodgem Car.

I had a really sore neck for the next couple of days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to live about 4 miles North of Derby and generally would walk home after having been to The Rockhouse, but this particular night it was pissing down and I was skint. There happened to be a Fair in the Marketplace, so I crawled through some tarpaulin and got ma head down in a Dodgem Car.

I had a really sore neck for the next couple of days "

Wow, cant imagine how you managed that...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I used to live about 4 miles North of Derby and generally would walk home after having been to The Rockhouse, but this particular night it was pissing down and I was skint. There happened to be a Fair in the Marketplace, so I crawled through some tarpaulin and got ma head down in a Dodgem Car.

I had a really sore neck for the next couple of days

Wow, cant imagine how you managed that... "

I also fell asleep in a layby on the A 52 while thumbing it back from Rock City, luckily the Police saw me and took me home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drank 1.5litres of southern comfort whilst visiting parents in spain.

Needed the loo in the night, so went, then fell off the toilet sideways into the shower and smacked my head off the tiles.

I was out cold.

I might add I sleep naked.

So my dad had to firemans lift my naked ass back to bed as I was too heavy for my mam to do it.

Couldn't remember a thing the next day and was mortified when I was told

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"drank 1.5litres of southern comfort whilst visiting parents in spain.

Needed the loo in the night, so went, then fell off the toilet sideways into the shower and smacked my head off the tiles.

I was out cold.

I might add I sleep naked.

So my dad had to firemans lift my naked ass back to bed as I was too heavy for my mam to do it.

Couldn't remember a thing the next day and was mortified when I was told "

Oh Ivy, you probably wish you were awake when the firemen came.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slipped over in heels dislocated and broke my ankle in 3 places...

Only thing holding my foot was skin, snapped the bones clean in half.

5 hour operation internally fixate plates and pins

In my defence I did not realise my alchohol intake as a 'friend' was spiking my drinks

Ouch...hope your friend felt suitably guilty afterwards."

Nope, I asked her outright and she denied it.

Needless to say the person is no longer a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"drank 1.5litres of southern comfort whilst visiting parents in spain.

Needed the loo in the night, so went, then fell off the toilet sideways into the shower and smacked my head off the tiles.

I was out cold.

I might add I sleep naked.

So my dad had to firemans lift my naked ass back to bed as I was too heavy for my mam to do it.

Couldn't remember a thing the next day and was mortified when I was told

Oh Ivy, you probably wish you were awake when the firemen came. "

I definitely wished I wore pyjamas!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I used to live about 4 miles North of Derby and generally would walk home after having been to The Rockhouse, but this particular night it was pissing down and I was skint. There happened to be a Fair in the Marketplace, so I crawled through some tarpaulin and got ma head down in a Dodgem Car.

I had a really sore neck for the next couple of days "

Does this count as being d*unk in charge of a vehicle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got up in the night for the loo. Slept walked into my house mates room and got into bed with him! Both of us didn’t even realise I was in the wrong bed! My boyfriend at the time was very good about it though! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got up in the night for the loo. Slept walked into my house mates room and got into bed with him! Both of us didn’t even realise I was in the wrong bed! My boyfriend at the time was very good about it though! Lol"

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