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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The thread premise is simple : Sell yourself to your target audience by saying something that you’re convinced will ingratiate yourself to them!

I’ll start : Grrr! I’m really quite angry at those pesky men that are rude to women and ruin it for the rest of us “genuine” men! Why don’t they just jolly well leave them alone!

Any others?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m really not sure what my target audience is on here anymore.

Erm... I’m housetrained and I always smell really good apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, that’s fine! I love giving oral!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I’ll swallow your cum! Fuck I love cum. No condom? No problem! I love random men’s cocks touching my inners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m really not sure what my target audience is on here anymore.

Erm... I’m housetrained and I always smell really good apparently "

I don’t want a housetrained man

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I want to ride you like a merry go round.

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

not so Littlehampton

Judging by most of the new profiles I've seen on here recently -

Yes I will be your daddy.

I'm only to happy to subscribe to your only fans page

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I've only got a small target audience but here goes nothing...

I'll wear my hair in pigtails for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m really not sure what my target audience is on here anymore.

Erm... I’m housetrained and I always smell really good apparently

I don’t want a housetrained man"

I could piss in your slippers I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only got a small target audience but here goes nothing...

I'll wear my hair in pigtails for you. "

I promise to do all the ironing for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea who my target audience is.

However yes you will be able to fuck supergirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t worry about leaving the seat up, I’ll take you to the toilet and hold your willy for you.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"I've only got a small target audience but here goes nothing...

I'll wear my hair in pigtails for you. "

Haha, that’s just opened up your audience!! Pigtails.....mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get my tits out. Oops, too late

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only got a small target audience but here goes nothing...

I'll wear my hair in pigtails for you. "

If you’ll bark like a seal too, you’re on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only got a small target audience but here goes nothing...

I'll wear my hair in pigtails for you. "

*Applauds*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely won’t get attached and start planning the wedding when you’re in the shower

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm a jolly good cake maker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that finds me sexy wooofff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already mapped out the guidebook for a long soujourn amongst your curves and you'll be delighted to hear Tom Hardy said he'd write the foreword.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've only got a small target audience but here goes nothing...

I'll wear my hair in pigtails for you. "

I'll watch made in Chelsea with you, if you do ! Lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I really don’t know who my target audience is

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By *unnyLinguistMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Yes, I bake every day.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Cake and a cup of tea anyone? (Social distancing adhered too )

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I've only got a small target audience but here goes nothing...

I'll wear my hair in pigtails for you.

I'll watch made in Chelsea with you, if you do ! Lol"

Sold.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’ll bring cake

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm a registered blowjob charity and I'll happily gag on your cock without you needing to do anything for me and my needs.

Only in town for one night? Why not try the new super-dooper cum and go service where I'll turn up at your hotel room, suck you off and then go home, just like a brass you don't have to pay.

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