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"Bebo" Close. I've been trying to resurrect My Space single handedly. You're right, I am old... | |||
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"On the telly  "Wasn't me! | |||
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"You have been working at a top secret scientific Establishment and spent 5 days in solitary confinement after ingesting a squirt serum which has been proven to produce uncontrollable fountains of lady jizz when applied to a suitably sexually charged woman’s love hole internally. You ingested it by mistake and your nose began running like a tap." So close... | |||
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"But I can see you " I see you too. (Didn't remind me of a line from The Sixth Sense at all). | |||
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"Living in an underwater cave with Ole Greg?" Didn't trust their verifications so didn't turn up. | |||
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"Lost in fantasy "Lost in music. Feel so alive... | |||
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"You have been working at a top secret scientific Establishment and spent 5 days in solitary confinement after ingesting a squirt serum which has been proven to produce uncontrollable fountains of lady jizz when applied to a suitably sexually charged woman’s love hole internally. You ingested it by mistake and your nose began running like a tap. So close... " Your landlady called in for her rent money but you were a little short so she said you could pay her in kind... you’ve been licking her tuppence for five days and nights. | |||
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"You have been working at a top secret scientific Establishment and spent 5 days in solitary confinement after ingesting a squirt serum which has been proven to produce uncontrollable fountains of lady jizz when applied to a suitably sexually charged woman’s love hole internally. You ingested it by mistake and your nose began running like a tap. So close... Your landlady called in for her rent money but you were a little short so she said you could pay her in kind... you’ve been licking her tuppence for five days and nights." It must be some gaff | |||
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"You have been on a clinical trial " And I have the all clear! Nothing to see here. | |||
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"You have been working at a top secret scientific Establishment and spent 5 days in solitary confinement after ingesting a squirt serum which has been proven to produce uncontrollable fountains of lady jizz when applied to a suitably sexually charged woman’s love hole internally. You ingested it by mistake and your nose began running like a tap. So close... Your landlady called in for her rent money but you were a little short so she said you could pay her in kind... you’ve been licking her tuppence for five days and nights. It must be some gaff " Two penny a lick! | |||
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"You have been working at a top secret scientific Establishment and spent 5 days in solitary confinement after ingesting a squirt serum which has been proven to produce uncontrollable fountains of lady jizz when applied to a suitably sexually charged woman’s love hole internally. You ingested it by mistake and your nose began running like a tap. So close... Your landlady called in for her rent money but you were a little short so she said you could pay her in kind... you’ve been licking her tuppence for five days and nights. It must be some gaff " And I have lock jaw. Jesus man, how often do we have to remind you that porn does not reflect real life!? | |||
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"You have been working at a top secret scientific Establishment and spent 5 days in solitary confinement after ingesting a squirt serum which has been proven to produce uncontrollable fountains of lady jizz when applied to a suitably sexually charged woman’s love hole internally. You ingested it by mistake and your nose began running like a tap. So close... Your landlady called in for her rent money but you were a little short so she said you could pay her in kind... you’ve been licking her tuppence for five days and nights. It must be some gaff And I have lock jaw. Jesus man, how often do we have to remind you that porn does not reflect real life!?" Don’t. I only just got over the Easter bunny not coming  | |||
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"You have been on a clinical trial And I have the all clear! Nothing to see here. " The worse bit about a trial is they don't allow you to exercise or post on social media / forums , other than that it’s aright  | |||
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"You have been working at a top secret scientific Establishment and spent 5 days in solitary confinement after ingesting a squirt serum which has been proven to produce uncontrollable fountains of lady jizz when applied to a suitably sexually charged woman’s love hole internally. You ingested it by mistake and your nose began running like a tap. So close... Your landlady called in for her rent money but you were a little short so she said you could pay her in kind... you’ve been licking her tuppence for five days and nights. It must be some gaff And I have lock jaw. Jesus man, how often do we have to remind you that porn does not reflect real life!? Don’t. I only just got over the Easter bunny not coming "All over your face? You're right. That's wrong. | |||
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"You have been on a clinical trial And I have the all clear! Nothing to see here. The worse bit about a trial is they don't allow you to exercise or post on social media / forums , other than that it’s aright "I was able to procure cheese. | |||
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"It's okay folks, panic over, I've just let her out of ma cellar "And I put the lotion in the basket and everything. | |||
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"It's okay folks, panic over, I've just let her out of ma cellar "You need to drop the rent money by the sound of it ..poor woman has lock jaw  | |||
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"It's okay folks, panic over, I've just let her out of ma cellar
You need to drop the rent money by the sound of it ..poor woman has lock jaw "True story. | |||
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"You have been working at a top secret scientific Establishment and spent 5 days in solitary confinement after ingesting a squirt serum which has been proven to produce uncontrollable fountains of lady jizz when applied to a suitably sexually charged woman’s love hole internally. You ingested it by mistake and your nose began running like a tap. So close... Your landlady called in for her rent money but you were a little short so she said you could pay her in kind... you’ve been licking her tuppence for five days and nights. It must be some gaff And I have lock jaw. Jesus man, how often do we have to remind you that porn does not reflect real life!? Don’t. I only just got over the Easter bunny not coming
All over your face? You're right. That's wrong. "This is my honest first thought when I read that... Do you have one of those butt plug bunny tails you could pop in? | |||
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"It's okay folks, panic over, I've just let her out of ma cellar
And I put the lotion in the basket and everything. "Thank god for small mercies, I wondered why it was getting a bit damp down there | |||
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"You have been working at a top secret scientific Establishment and spent 5 days in solitary confinement after ingesting a squirt serum which has been proven to produce uncontrollable fountains of lady jizz when applied to a suitably sexually charged woman’s love hole internally. You ingested it by mistake and your nose began running like a tap. So close... Your landlady called in for her rent money but you were a little short so she said you could pay her in kind... you’ve been licking her tuppence for five days and nights. It must be some gaff And I have lock jaw. Jesus man, how often do we have to remind you that porn does not reflect real life!? Don’t. I only just got over the Easter bunny not coming
All over your face? You're right. That's wrong.
This is my honest first thought when I read that...
Do you have one of those butt plug bunny tails you could pop in?
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"It's okay folks, panic over, I've just let her out of ma cellar
And I put the lotion in the basket and everything.
Thank god for small mercies, I wondered why it was getting a bit damp down there "Suggest you open a window and stop manufacturing your own condensation. Please! Please god help me! | |||
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"... I've been somewhere else. I've been in a funk and AWOL for at least 5 days or something. Can you guess where I have been? (There is no wrong or right answer unless 'sat in my pants gorging on cheese' is your response). So where have I been? "In my dreams   | |||
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"... I've been somewhere else. I've been in a funk and AWOL for at least 5 days or something. Can you guess where I have been? (There is no wrong or right answer unless 'sat in my pants gorging on cheese' is your response). So where have I been? "In my head? | |||
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"It's okay folks, panic over, I've just let her out of ma cellar
And I put the lotion in the basket and everything.
Thank god for small mercies, I wondered why it was getting a bit damp down there
Suggest you open a window and stop manufacturing your own condensation. Please!
Please god help me! "You know you always work me up into a steam  | |||
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"... I've been somewhere else. I've been in a funk and AWOL for at least 5 days or something. Can you guess where I have been? (There is no wrong or right answer unless 'sat in my pants gorging on cheese' is your response). So where have I been?
In my dreams "I've been described as nightmare before now. | |||
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"... I've been somewhere else. I've been in a funk and AWOL for at least 5 days or something. Can you guess where I have been? (There is no wrong or right answer unless 'sat in my pants gorging on cheese' is your response). So where have I been?
In my head?
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"Been on a 120 hr Tik Tok marathon "Damn! Busted. Wanna do a TiK Tok dance? | |||
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"You've been in Xtasia. You broke in and had your own party. You did the Bar and the DJ bits and everything. You danced naked and threw your knickers in the air like you didn't care "Shh! Let that be our little secret. | |||
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"Magic roundabout " Looking for Dylan. | |||
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"Been on a 120 hr Tik Tok marathon
Damn! Busted. Wanna do a TiK Tok dance? "I just knew it lol | |||
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"Been on a 120 hr Tik Tok marathon
Damn! Busted. Wanna do a TiK Tok dance?
I just knew it lol "It's addictive stuff.  | |||
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