FabSwingers.com forum: Best and worst purchases

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My dog

and

My dog when hes taking off over the forest after something that moved a mile away

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

My fleshlight is my best purchase, my worst was a lemon lollipop that I bought as a kid.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

My camera... and not because of the pervy pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dog

and

My dog when hes taking off over the forest after something that moved a mile away

I'd agree with Dog being the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fleshlight is my best purchase, my worst was a lemon lollipop that I bought as a kid."

Is it time to let that go now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My camera... and not because of the pervy pics

And the worst?

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'll work on 2020 to make it simpler

Best purchase... Retractable washing line, I've Allways wanted one.. It's great.

Worste of 2020...A sausage roll from Pound bakery instead of Greggs... Bad bad bad decisions.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Best: A plane ticket to the UK three years ago. It was the best birthday I’ve ever had.

Worst: A bottle of Jack Daniels that was supposed to be honey flavoured. It was vile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best: A plane ticket to the UK three years ago. It was the best birthday I’ve ever had.

Worst: A bottle of Jack Daniels that was supposed to be honey flavoured. It was vile."

You need to make that best purchase again after lockdown.....

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"My camera... and not because of the pervy pics

And the worst?"

Hmm... I don’t really know. I don’t buy much apart from books, and I’m not really an impulse shopper, so I tend to know what I’m getting before I buy it

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Best: A plane ticket to the UK three years ago. It was the best birthday I’ve ever had.

Worst: A bottle of Jack Daniels that was supposed to be honey flavoured. It was vile."

Jack Daniels is not my whisky of choice either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best: A plane ticket to the UK three years ago. It was the best birthday I’ve ever had.

Worst: A bottle of Jack Daniels that was supposed to be honey flavoured. It was vile.

You need to make that best purchase again after lockdown....."

Agreed!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"My fleshlight is my best purchase, my worst was a lemon lollipop that I bought as a kid.

Is it time to let that go now? "

Probably

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh blimey Hippy...I must have made millions of purchases...ok so first two that came to mind...

Imagine young GM on holiday in Norfolk where all the cliffs are sandy and quite sloped deciding to spend all of his holiday money on a plastic sledge...now imagine the hours of pleasure he had running up those cliffs and sliding back down for the rest of his holidays...best use of £3.50 going I reckon

And worst? Imagine a much older and should have been wiser GM spending a lot more than £3.50 on a different kind of toy that frankly was way too big

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fleshlight is my best purchase, my worst was a lemon lollipop that I bought as a kid.

Is it time to let that go now?

Probably

Treat yourself to a new lollipop to erase the memory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh blimey Hippy...I must have made millions of purchases...ok so first two that came to mind...

And worst? Imagine a much older and should have been wiser GM spending a lot more than £3.50 on a different kind of toy that frankly was way too big

Please please tell me you have video evidence

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Best: A plane ticket to the UK three years ago. It was the best birthday I’ve ever had.

Worst: A bottle of Jack Daniels that was supposed to be honey flavoured. It was vile.

You need to make that best purchase again after lockdown....."

It’s in the planning stages now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing..."

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"My fleshlight is my best purchase, my worst was a lemon lollipop that I bought as a kid.

Is it time to let that go now?

Probably

Treat yourself to a new lollipop to erase the memory

It's okay, sugar isn't that good for you

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away. "

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Oh blimey Hippy...I must have made millions of purchases...ok so first two that came to mind...

And worst? Imagine a much older and should have been wiser GM spending a lot more than £3.50 on a different kind of toy that frankly was way too big

Please please tell me you have video evidence

Of which?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Best: a soda stream. I'd wanted one for almost 40 years, and now I have one and it's amazing and the kid in my class at primary school who wouldn't share her drinks with anyone can shove them up her arse because I can make my own.

Worst: lelo Ina rabbit. Rabbit bit was really hard and didn't vibrate where I wanted it to. It didn't feel like the ears were tickling my sensitive spots, it felt like a hare was boxing with my clit.

It was bloody expensive too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best: A plane ticket to the UK three years ago. It was the best birthday I’ve ever had.

Worst: A bottle of Jack Daniels that was supposed to be honey flavoured. It was vile.

You need to make that best purchase again after lockdown.....

It’s in the planning stages now.

Yaaayy!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink! "

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too "

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

Best, my 49inch sony tv.

Worst,bought sky sports 2 months before lock down. suspended now though.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

Pics or it didnt happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

Pics or it didnt happen

Maybe we'll need a photographer

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By *xtra4funMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Best - My house. A mans home is his castle and all that.

Worst - Sounding probe. Immense pleasure followed by very nasty incident. Still makes me shudder when I think about it. ??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Best: A Laverda Jota circa 1986

Worst: A Peugeot 309 GL circa 1994

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

Pics or it didnt happen

Maybe we'll need a photographer

In that case I humbley volunteer. I cant take photos for toffee but I'd give it a bloody good go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away. "

We are like the same person!

Best: Alexa which I ordered late one night on a whim

Worst: all of those clothes and shoes via klarna that I couldn't be arsed to send back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

We are like the same person!

Best: Alexa which I ordered late one night on a whim

Worst: all of those clothes and shoes via klarna that I couldn't be arsed to send back. "

Klarna was invented by god's! I'd be sooo broke without it haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot "

Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot "

Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot

Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs

*gulps*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot

Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs

Ooh, that's better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best ever : Waist cincher corset from Vollers . Expensive at first but its now over 20 years old and fits like a glove

Worst ever : New fangled cheese grater . Works great ! But so fiddly to clean im almost scared to use it because of the hour long ordeal afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best: week long cookery course

Worst: pair of bright blue velvet shoes that i fell in love with, despite being a full size too small... Told myself I'd wear them in bed.. But i can't bear the pain to hobble to the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot

Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs

Ooh, that's better

Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot

Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs

Ooh, that's better

Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm

In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Best - My house. A mans home is his castle and all that.

Worst - Sounding probe. Immense pleasure followed by very nasty incident. Still makes me shudder when I think about it. ??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best - My house. A mans home is his castle and all that.

Worst - Sounding probe. Immense pleasure followed by very nasty incident. Still makes me shudder when I think about it. ??

I did that too

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"My camera... and not because of the pervy pics

This, can be a very expensive hobby though

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Best one.

A bread machine just before lock down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot

Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs

Ooh, that's better

Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm

In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Best was my merc e280

Worst was back in the 80s . a rover sdi 2.5 li.

Nothing but trouble spent more time in the workshop than on the road

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Best thing - a divorce

Worst - a tub of yogurt that had a hole in the lid & I didn’t realise...

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot

Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs

Ooh, that's better

Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm

In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind

It's fun torture though

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot

Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs

Ooh, that's better

Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm

In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind

It's fun torture though

I would be fibbing if I said I didnt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot

Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs

Ooh, that's better

Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm

In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind

It's fun torture though

I would be fibbing if I said I didnt

Trapped in between two naked women, what is not to like? Even if it is only in your head

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What your favourite thing you've ever bought and why?

Same for the worst thing...

Best - Amazon Alexa, couldn't live without her.

Worst - A lot of shoes that I never wore and gave away.

And to think that Alexa could listen to you die and do sweet fuck all about it. Food for though

Haha! You can't ruin it for me, she's plays music, tells us stupid jokes and times stuff. I'm a happy bunny

and bonus, she's pink!

Drats, my plan is foiled again

Does Alexa service you as well?

If she does then I'm getting on too

One, not on, but maybe I'll get on sparkles too

That is a much better plan!

I thought so

Hurry up, I'll warm up the bed

Just need to get my clothes off, don't worry, it won't take long

Is it me or is it getting a bit warm in here?

I need warning up now, I'm naked

Warming. Darn auto carrot

Plenty of ways to warm you up, let's rub boobs

Ooh, that's better

Good, now let's snuggle. Sure we can think of other ways to keep warm

In some places in the world this could be considered torture you know? When I say some places I mean in my mind

It's fun torture though

I would be fibbing if I said I didnt

Trapped in between two naked women, what is not to like? Even if it is only in your head

I shall have to practice mental masturbation I guess

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By *xtra4funMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Best - My house. A mans home is his castle and all that.

Worst - Sounding probe. Immense pleasure followed by very nasty incident. Still makes me shudder when I think about it. ??

I did that too

Weird thing is would still do it again ?? pleasure outweighs pain on this one ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best thing.

my cat.

worst thing.

tomtom sat nav. piece of shit

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Best: an instant pot. Wow just wow

Worst: a camera lens from china. Came apart in my hands.

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