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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do I fix the toilet seat,

OR

Clean the windows ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do both!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Toilet seat.

Going to be raining most the week so forget the windows, will be dirty again in no time

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By *ornycpl2000Couple
over a year ago

Swansea

It’s the loo seat for me, or you won’t have nothing to go on.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo "

I enjoy that. Adds a bit of a change to my day.

I vote windows

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got a broken bog seat as well.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet seat defecating could be awkward otherwise

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Depends if you are going to stand on the toilet seat to clean the windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo "

This lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo

I enjoy that. Adds a bit of a change to my day.

I vote windows "
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Laughed way too hard at that

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Toilet seat otherwise you'll get up for a pee in the night, forget the seat is loose and end up falling off the loo and concussing yourself on the hand basin.

And no one will be able to see you through those dirty windows so you'll lie there til someone notices the milk bottles building up outside and then they'll have to kick the front door in,

Only to find you out cold on the floor with your nightie askew.

Not a good look.

So fix it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilet seat otherwise you'll get up for a pee in the night, forget the seat is loose and end up falling off the loo and concussing yourself on the hand basin.

And no one will be able to see you through those dirty windows so you'll lie there til someone notices the milk bottles building up outside and then they'll have to kick the front door in,

Only to find you out cold on the floor with your nightie askew.

Not a good look.

So fix it now.

"

You put a lot of thought into that.

Very good points!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Toilet seat otherwise you'll get up for a pee in the night, forget the seat is loose and end up falling off the loo and concussing yourself on the hand basin.

And no one will be able to see you through those dirty windows so you'll lie there til someone notices the milk bottles building up outside and then they'll have to kick the front door in,

Only to find you out cold on the floor with your nightie askew.

Not a good look.

So fix it now.

"

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"Toilet seat otherwise you'll get up for a pee in the night, forget the seat is loose and end up falling off the loo and concussing yourself on the hand basin.

And no one will be able to see you through those dirty windows so you'll lie there til someone notices the milk bottles building up outside and then they'll have to kick the front door in,

Only to find you out cold on the floor with your nightie askew.

Not a good look.

So fix it now.

"

As Bamber may have said;

"Well reasoned Magdalene"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo "

OH god you have no idea how much that made me laugh. Tears rolling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo

OH god you have no idea how much that made me laugh. Tears rolling "

Happy to be of service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo

OH god you have no idea how much that made me laugh. Tears rolling "

Happy to be of service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show us ya tits instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fix the toilet seat, you don't want to be sliding off that mid poo

OH god you have no idea how much that made me laugh. Tears rolling "

... and if you slide off the seat mid-wee there's always a risk that you'll make the windows dirty again, so they are definitely the job to do second

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Toilet seat otherwise you'll get up for a pee in the night, forget the seat is loose and end up falling off the loo and concussing yourself on the hand basin.

Only to find you out cold on the floor with your nightie askew.

Not a good look.

So fix it now.

"

You have just reminded me of the plastic peg snapping on toilet seat

Though the view was kinda loverly

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