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I hope it is like riding a bike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Overdosed on online porn

Had enough of the lockdown horn

No food in the 'fridge

Can't get a delivery booked

The house full of kids

And not getting fucked

Desperately needing to get shagged

But have to make do with getting your pic Fabbed

Miss the sound of a wet fanny fart

Dogging outside in the dark

Being locked down on your own

Hearing those 2 next door moan

Being 2 metres apart

Acting like a wanton tart

Can't arrange a meet

Confined to looking

Permanently on heat

And want a good hard fucking

So bored out of your skull

And desperately missing sex

You have wet dreams of pulling

Your fucking Ex!

It's been so long since you've had fun

Your turning into a virgin nun

Decided to have a gang bang

When we are set free?

Then I hope to fuck

With any luck

Someone invites me... 

Copywrite Shadowcaptain 28 04 20

I am happy for anyone to share this as long as it is NOT edited and the original author acknowledged

Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to be associated with such filth, but I acknowledge the effort!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Time on your hands OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Time on your hands OP? "

Time is all I have. On solo lockdown...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't want to be associated with such filth, but I acknowledge the effort! "

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It is like riding a bike.

You start off slow, change gear, build up speed, squeeze the horn, get to your destination, then you're sore between your legs.

We're here all week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is like riding a bike.

You start off slow, change gear, build up speed, squeeze the horn, get to your destination, then you're sore between your legs.

We're here all week "

Get your leg over my crossbar and we can ride tandem...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is like riding a bike.

You start off slow, change gear, build up speed, squeeze the horn, get to your destination, then you're sore between your legs.

We're here all week "

Squeeze the horn? Which bike have you been riding? Most bikes I rode didn't even have a bell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time on your hands OP?

Time is all I have. On solo lockdown..."

Sole lockdown? ...That sounds like a wanking ban

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"It is like riding a bike.

You start off slow, change gear, build up speed, squeeze the horn, get to your destination, then you're sore between your legs.

We're here all week

Squeeze the horn? Which bike have you been riding? Most bikes I rode didn't even have a bell.

"
Was thinking a clowns bike!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I hope it's not like riding a bike.

I can't ride a bike

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Mine’s had a complete strip-down, inspection, and a satisfying polish. It still works fine, and I’m told it’s a pleasure to ride.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks. Only just seen this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously got dry balls as you had time to type all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks. Only just seen this

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