FabSwingers.com forum: Terms you can't stand

By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Amazeballs .....

....kinell

Chillaxin .......

Get out my pub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terms

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Terms

Glib

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Terms

I know i was thinking that.

It's done now though innit

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

“Simples”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much most fab terminology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terms

I know i was thinking that.

It's done now though innit

Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terms

I know i was thinking that.

It's done now though innit

Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those ones in really small print that go on for ages that you're supposed to read before signing important stuff.

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Terms

I know i was thinking that.

It's done now though innit

Innit"

I know innit bad

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Terms

I know i was thinking that.

It's done now though innit

Innit"

I know. Bloody annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of terms of endearment, pet names dont do it for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly ones that are said/written wrong.

'One foul swoop' instead of 'fell swoop' for example.

'Same difference' - no, it's not the same difference it's the same thing, the while purpose of that expression is to point out that there *isn't* a difference.

Aaaaaand breathe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reach out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reach out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hun"

Flower?

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By *emo169Man
over a year ago

Crawley / Pattaya, Thailand

fella

boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazeballs .....

....kinell

Chillaxin .......

Get out my pub!"

Terms from the bank! Bastards.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"Amazeballs .....

....kinell

Chillaxin .......

Get out my pub!"

Flexitarian. You're an omnivore - now fuck off!

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Amazeballs .....

....kinell

Chillaxin .......

Get out my pub!

Flexitarian. You're an omnivore - now fuck off!"

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Guys, milf and probably many more.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

It’s to die for

Ticks all the boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, milf and probably many more."

What would you like me to call you?

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Bants, it’s one letter less than saying banter so just say banter

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

"Guys, milf and probably many more.

What would you like me to call you?

Flik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days

Lush

Milf/him/babe etc ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hun

Flower?

Acceptable;-)

Its just hun.. hunni and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, milf and probably many more.

What would you like me to call you?

Flik"

They say kissing is language of love, so would you mind having a conversation with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my days

Lush

Milf/him/babe etc ..."

That is everything I call you. You never told me that you don't like me calling those names. What is wrong with communication nowadays with the ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, milf and probably many more.

What would you like me to call you?

Flik

They say kissing is language of love, so would you mind having a conversation with me?

I've just tasted a little sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totes, and people that say like after every other word. Like what’s that all about ? Also I hate babe/babes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorns, they are supposed be be rare and they are all over this site and kids tshirts and lunch boxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my days

Lush

Milf/him/babe etc ...

That is everything I call you. You never told me that you don't like me calling those names. What is wrong with communication nowadays with the ladies?

I think possibly the issue with our communication is, that we've never spoken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my days

Lush

Milf/him/babe etc ...

That is everything I call you. You never told me that you don't like me calling those names. What is wrong with communication nowadays with the ladies?

I think possibly the issue with our communication is, that we've never spoken

Don't you think it is about time?

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

wirral

and then some. Hate it. Smug bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Referring to pets as furbabies.

Any text speak.

‘Luv’ what’s the point, just speak it correctly, it’s one extra letter and makes you look less of a twat.

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

North West Devon...

Peeps

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Pivot

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Wake up peoples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

neanderthal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Referring to pets as furbabies."

The very worst of society.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near miss (if you nearly missed it you hit it)

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"Referring to pets as furbabies.

Any text speak.

‘Luv’ what’s the point, just speak it correctly, it’s one extra letter and makes you look less of a twat.

? Exactly this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute hate being called cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads but I’m Scottish and 70 % won’t have a clue what they mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People referring to others in conversation as "poppet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I "brought" this from the shop the other day..

My mate brought an new motorbike..

Brought means to bring to relocate.

Bought means to buy..

Pacifically??? WTF is that...???

And.. when did I become the "Dad" to a cat, dog, horse, other animal..

My pet hates!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Cute hate being called cute "

I have to agree with you on that one, but I think most guys don't want to be called 'cute'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my days

Lush

Milf/him/babe etc ...

That is everything I call you. You never told me that you don't like me calling those names. What is wrong with communication nowadays with the ladies?

I think possibly the issue with our communication is, that we've never spoken

Don't you think it is about time?

That was actually quite impressive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bae

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hun, especially if it's a bloke saying it

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Referring to pets as furbabies.

Any text speak.

‘Luv’ what’s the point, just speak it correctly, it’s one extra letter and makes you look less of a twat.

The irony

Obviously that was supposed to say ‘spell’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if this posted, but double negatives grind my gears, as in.

I didn't do nothing.

They cancel each other out, so that means you did something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vegan

pet/love/sweetheart/luv/hunny

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Lol. I hate bloody lol. So much I said it twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"reach out"

Agreed. Nobody who isn't a member of The Four Tops should use this phrase.

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By *ilver Fox 60Man
over a year ago

Southport

Hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

110%

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"Referring to pets as furbabies.

Any text speak.

‘Luv’ what’s the point, just speak it correctly, it’s one extra letter and makes you look less of a twat.

The irony

Obviously that was supposed to say ‘spell’

Ones foibles can be forgiven, ones ignorance can not.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"110%"

" I used to have ten pounds, now I've got 21. A 110% increase".?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabicide - a pointless term used to suggest you should delete your profile.

In reality it’s probably 3 forum members who you’d never meet anyway got offended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing from the same hymn sheet.

Jesus wept

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Living my best life’, ‘Living it large’ all that sort of ‘hip and trendy speak’ bollocks. Fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Living my best life’"

When did this actually become a thing? Everyone seemed to just start using it on Facebook

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

“Free Balling”

Why don’t you just say commando

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I learned her to drive". You didn't. You taught her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quality time all that means is youve ignored your children all day lol

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who start sentences with 'I mean'

what the fuck do you mean? you haven't said yet! give me strength

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically..

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Oh my days

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Chav" used as an insult or put down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetheart

Darling

Babe

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Snowflake. Silly word unless it is referring to the snow falling from the sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decimate - does not mean to completely destroy, it means to reduce by 10%

Aloud - to speak out NOT to be allowed

Both grip my tits, thank you and goodnight

Jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

moreish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling crabby i mean do you have ten legs and appeal to gulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Days removed by poster at 28/04/20 19:02:18]"

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

When people add "you know " or "know what I mean " at the end of sentences....

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By *abat40xWoman
over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

BABE ¡¡

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By *teve.jMan
over a year ago

Sheffieldish

My Bad !

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Not sure if this posted, but double negatives grind my gears, as in.

I didn't do nothing.

They cancel each other out, so that means you did something! "

A teacher was explaining to a class how a double negative meant a positive but it didn't work the other way round, i.e. a double positive didn't make a negative.

A voice from the back said "Yeah, right"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘PMSL’

Did you really though?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

“Hun”

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

‘Axe’

When used incorrectly about posing a question.

“Let me axe you this”

Bloody idiots, the word is ‘ask’.!

Boils my piss..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Axe’

When used incorrectly about posing a question.

“Let me axe you this”

Bloody idiots, the word is ‘ask’.!

Boils my piss..!"

Calm down just take a deep breath and axe yourself is it worth getting g upset over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fanny

Sydney university

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"‘Axe’

When used incorrectly about posing a question.

“Let me axe you this”

Bloody idiots, the word is ‘ask’.!

Boils my piss..!

Calm down just take a deep breath and axe yourself is it worth getting g upset over

GRRRR..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Axe’

When used incorrectly about posing a question.

“Let me axe you this”

Bloody idiots, the word is ‘ask’.!

Boils my piss..!

Calm down just take a deep breath and axe yourself is it worth getting g upset over

GRRRR..!"
hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if this posted, but double negatives grind my gears, as in.

I didn't do nothing.

They cancel each other out, so that means you did something!

A teacher was explaining to a class how a double negative meant a positive but it didn't work the other way round, i.e. a double positive didn't make a negative.

A voice from the back said "Yeah, right"

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"To be honest ..." ie. usually I'm a fucking liar but just this once ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coronavirus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh my bad"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It grinds my gears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun ......can’t stand that grrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banter

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"it's fine"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People I dont know calling me Babe.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Wuu2 or any other text speak

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

It is what it is.

*Mrs

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Covidiots; I'm sick of all the virtue signalling and judgemental crap at the moment.

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Makes My Blood Boil; I just get a mental picture of someone reading the paper or watching the news whilst turning an extremely bright shade of red from the neck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im so over this.

Hate that fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘PMSL’

Did you really though?

It has been known

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having spent some time in Canada, it has to be....

"Fuckin a, ey"

which roughly translates to "thats rather good, am I right?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh, and often the reply is "Fuckin a".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair what a cliche.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

People inappropriately beginning a sentence with

‘So......’

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

Good girl

This one is really starting to get to me. I've had it said to me so much since I joined Fab. It sounds so patronising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milf, this porn term is so widely wrong used, many just say it without knowing what it means, you cant say she looks like a milf with knowing if she have a kid or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... you cant say she looks like a milf with knowing if she have a kid or not."

Oh dear, now you've opened a whole sack of worms. that's possibly "issumist"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone must have put unprecedented, arghhhhhhhhh

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Our latest hate is “as long as your sensible”.

People feel like they can justify 20 people bbq parties and kids playing in the pool “as long as they were sensible”.crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People feel like they can justify 20 people bbq parties and kids playing in the pool “as long as they were sensible”.crazy. "

Guess you never got an invite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bants, it’s one letter less than saying banter so just say banter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The terms of my tenancy agreement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you pay every day no way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banter"

I don't like this either.

Go and watch Love Island and shut the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bants,banter,

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hit me up and

Lol

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

‘Drop me an email’

What’s wrong with ‘Send’??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say something is “on point”

It just makes people sound like a twat

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slide into my DM’s...

Fuck off...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Stop it or I’ll call the police

You’re not putting that up there

Are you sure this is legal

OK but only 1/2 of it

And the one that gets up my nose: I’ve never done this before - yeah right!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I ask you something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you something?

"
well can I???

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I ask you something?

well can I???

No I will not help you wax your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you something?

well can I???

No I will not help you wax your arse

"
it wasnt my arse it was my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guestimate

It's not a word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanx gets on my tits

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

You get me! ..no I dont and never will

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Rahhh ,not saying it...it just annoys me

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By *ugRollersCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Someone’s probably already said it but “stay safe” I know man... I’ve been doing it for the last 70 weeks or however long it is...

stop saying it

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Yoni...urgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going forward"

"Dont get me wrong"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Proper swinger' - fuck off and get squished under a falling boulder.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Strangers referring to you as ‘my friend’, when really they mean they think you are an idiot.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

This is a sex site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabicide - a pointless term used to suggest you should delete your profile.

In reality it’s probably 3 forum members who you’d never meet anyway got offended. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditto

Chillax

My bestie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol gets me sometimes because it gets used in so many none laugh out loud moments.

Lots of hilarious emojis like this

I mean somtimes it's just a simple question and the reply will go like this..

Yeah I had my car washed today

loooool!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"holibobs" sends an extra special shiver down my spine...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Not a phrase, but when I receive messages referring to me as 'mistress'. Turns my stomach.

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By *borofucktoyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Man up"

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Can't believe this one hasn't been said yet...

Moist.

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

It is what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buddy, babe, pal, know what I mean?

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

At the end of the day

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Flexitarian.

No. You're an omnivore. Now fuck off!

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