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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who enjoys a bit of flirting? If you do, you have come to the right place to demonstrate your skills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?"

No thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks! "

You’re not much of a flirt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt"

Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt"

That post did bum fire! I meant Ireland fire.

I am here to learn a bit of flirting. A am terrible at flirting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt

Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us "

Ok!

Assume the position

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt

Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us

Ok!

Assume the position "

I am on bended knee(s)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt

That post did bum fire! I meant Ireland fire.

I am here to learn a bit of flirting. A am terrible at flirting! "

Meant back fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt

That post did bum fire! I meant Ireland fire.

I am here to learn a bit of flirting. A am terrible at flirting!

Meant back fire! "

Knife party ~ bonfire

https://youtu.be/e-IWRmpefzE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt

Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us

Ok!

Assume the position

I am on bended knee(s) "

Brace yourself... I’m gonna fart

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt

Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us

Ok!

Assume the position

I am on bended knee(s)

Brace yourself... I’m gonna fart"

Ooooft, so romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt

Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us

Ok!

Assume the position

I am on bended knee(s)

Brace yourself... I’m gonna fart

Ooooft, so romantic "

Pulled out all the stops for youse

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"Fancy a bum?"
brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions

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By *outheast88Man
over a year ago

Sussex


"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions "

Haha you read my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions "

Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting

Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions

Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting

Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something "

I’d like to wear your skin as pjs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions

Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting

Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something

I’d like to wear your skin as pjs "

That’s so sexy.

I’m so turned on right now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt

Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us

Ok!

Assume the position

I am on bended knee(s)

Brace yourself... I’m gonna fart

Ooooft, so romantic

Pulled out all the stops for youse "

No, no, don't pull out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions

Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting

Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something

I’d like to wear your skin as pjs

That’s so sexy.

I’m so turned on right now "

I’ll tell my mum to buy a hat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions

Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting

Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something

I’d like to wear your skin as pjs

That’s so sexy.

I’m so turned on right now

I’ll tell my mum to buy a hat "

Who knew Sam was your neighbour, or is it a case of online bigamy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt

Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us

Ok!

Assume the position

I am on bended knee(s)

Brace yourself... I’m gonna fart

Ooooft, so romantic

Pulled out all the stops for youse

No, no, don't pull out "

Cream pies are only on Fridays

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Fancy a bum?

No thanks!

You’re not much of a flirt

Awww go on then, Sam. You persuaded us

Ok!

Assume the position

I am on bended knee(s)

Brace yourself... I’m gonna fart

Ooooft, so romantic

Pulled out all the stops for youse

No, no, don't pull out

Cream pies are only on Fridays "

Awwww damn. Facial? My skin is crying out for a good, deep moisturiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions

Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting

Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something

I’d like to wear your skin as pjs

That’s so sexy.

I’m so turned on right now

I’ll tell my mum to buy a hat "

Then we can get a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions

Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting

Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something

I’d like to wear your skin as pjs

That’s so sexy.

I’m so turned on right now

I’ll tell my mum to buy a hat

Then we can get a cat "

Mr Mistoffelees

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t flirt- I thrive in awkward silences and uncomfortable interactions

Do that’s why you haven’t answered my messages and ignored my forum flirting

Here’s me thinking you think I’m a dickhead or something

I’d like to wear your skin as pjs

That’s so sexy.

I’m so turned on right now

I’ll tell my mum to buy a hat

Then we can get a cat

Mr Mistoffelees "

Jamie, can I follow you? My mom always tells me to follow my dreams?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think its in our nature to flirt,my sons wife is very flirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think its in our nature to flirt,my sons wife is very flirty"

I wouldn't go there if I were you! Run a mile!

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

I like to flirt good banter and building some sexual tension

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"i think its in our nature to flirt,my sons wife is very flirty

I wouldn't go there if I were you! Run a mile! "

dangerous ground

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think its in our nature to flirt,my sons wife is very flirty

I wouldn't go there if I were you! Run a mile!

dangerous ground "

I heard you are great at algebra. Would you replace my X without asking Y?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm a rubbish flirt. My signature move is to stare at someone without blinking until they notice, get really uncomfortable and move away from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i only said she flirty and not with me you vad people,she only sees me as her hubbies old dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a rubbish flirt. My signature move is to stare at someone without blinking until they notice, get really uncomfortable and move away from me. "

Are you a keyboard, cos you just looks like my type!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i only said she flirty and not with me you vad people,she only sees me as her hubbies old dad"

I would suggest you reciprocate by seeing her as your son's DAUGHTER!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I'm a rubbish flirt. My signature move is to stare at someone without blinking until they notice, get really uncomfortable and move away from me.

Are you a keyboard, cos you just looks like my type! "

This doing it for you?

Honestly, I can keep it going quite some time. I'm known for my staying power.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love flirting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a rubbish flirt. My signature move is to stare at someone without blinking until they notice, get really uncomfortable and move away from me.

Are you a keyboard, cos you just looks like my type!

This doing it for you?

Honestly, I can keep it going quite some time. I'm known for my staying power.

"

Who doesn't like a marathon session!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"I love flirting "

I seem to have lost the art of flirting.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I couldn't flirt to save my life and I never pick up on it when/if people ever flirt with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love flirting "

Hello there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great flirting everyone..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great flirting everyone.."

Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha! "

You called?

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called? "

Thought I heard your voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called?

Thought I heard your voice "

Well I'm not exactly quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I lost my flirting down the back of the sofa, help needed

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called?

Thought I heard your voice

Well I'm not exactly quiet "

I know... and so do the neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like sex I've forgotten what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great flirting everyone..

Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me! "

Can tell you’re back..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great flirting everyone..

Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me!

Can tell you’re back.."

Are you a bank loan, cos you got my interest!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'm so bad at it I think I need more practise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called?

Thought I heard your voice

Well I'm not exactly quiet

I know... and so do the neighbours "

I feel sorry for the neighbors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I absolutely love flirting "

Morning gorgeous

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv no idea how to flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m here. What were your other 2 wishes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm so bad at it I think I need more practise. "

Me too! I am a beginner.

By the way your lips looks lonely. Maybe cos of the lockdown. Would they like to meet mine?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called? "

Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great flirting everyone..

Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me!

Can tell you’re back..

Are you a bank loan, cos you got my interest! "

Do you want to leave a deposit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv no idea how to flirt "

I should call you Google, because you are everything I am looking for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I absolutely love flirting

Morning gorgeous "

Good morning sexy lady

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I love flirting and so miss it ...

I'd flirt with a lamp lost

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great flirting everyone..

Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me!

Can tell you’re back..

Are you a bank loan, cos you got my interest!

Do you want to leave a deposit "

You have a slice of my heart as a deposit. Would you like more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great flirting everyone..

Guess what I am wearing? The smile you gave me!

Can tell you’re back..

Are you a bank loan, cos you got my interest!

Do you want to leave a deposit

You have a slice of my heart as a deposit. Would you like more? "

You know exactly what I want, tell where I can get it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Iv no idea how to flirt

I should call you Google, because you are everything I am looking for! "

Are you a McDonald’s. Cause I’m loving it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel my shirt. Do you know what it’s made of?

Boyfriend material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm useless at flirting

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I'm useless at flirting "

Join the club

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv no idea how to flirt

I should call you Google, because you are everything I am looking for!

Are you a McDonald’s. Cause I’m loving it "

Do you play soccer? Cos you are a keeper!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called?

Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you"

Ooo...tell me more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you "

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? "

Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FAF "

Rose's are red violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FAF

Rose's are red violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw! "

Screw you, where’s my rice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better "

You remind me of championship bass. I don't know if I need to mount you or eat you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I saw a pair of legs like yours, they were hanging out of a birds nest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FAF

Rose's are red violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw!

Screw you, where’s my rice "

Are those shorts from space? Because your arse is out of this world!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last time I saw a pair of legs like yours, they were hanging out of a birds nest "

I love doing birds like you!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better "

But what do bad girls like you do ?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called?

Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you

Ooo...tell me more? "

I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better

But what do bad girls like you do ? "

Good girls are better at being bad girls they just know how to hide it better

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better

You remind me of championship bass. I don't know if I need to mount you or eat you! "

Are you a banana because I find you very a peeling

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better

You remind me of championship bass. I don't know if I need to mount you or eat you!

Are you a banana because I find you very a peeling "

:-

So obvious hmmmm|

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here! "

Not quite the Blue Planet just yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol we have no skills in this department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called?

Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you

Ooo...tell me more?

I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...

"

You must of read my mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better

You remind me of championship bass. I don't know if I need to mount you or eat you!

Are you a banana because I find you very a peeling "

Are you a sea lion? Cos I can see you lyin in my bed tonight!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You must be a yoghurt cause I really wana spoon you

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Nice girls blush when they watch porn good girls smile because they know they can do better

You remind me of championship bass. I don't know if I need to mount you or eat you!

Are you a banana because I find you very a peeling

Are you a sea lion? Cos I can see you lyin in my bed tonight! "

Class

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here! "

Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!

Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet "

Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!

Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet

Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest! "

Your still the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!

Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet

Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!

Your still the same "

One should never change. They should be true to themselves!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!

Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet

Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!

Your still the same

One should never change. They should be true to themselves! "

So try behaving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!

Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet

Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!

Your still the same

One should never change. They should be true to themselves!

So try behaving "

I am always on my best behaviour, while on here!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!

Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet

Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!

Your still the same

One should never change. They should be true to themselves!

So try behaving

I am always on my best behaviour, while on here! "

Goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!

Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet

Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!

Your still the same

One should never change. They should be true to themselves!

So try behaving

I am always on my best behaviour, while on here! "

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called?

Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you

Ooo...tell me more?

I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...

You must of read my mind "

Amazing isnt it?

It's almost as if I've been chatting to you outside of this thread

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"FAF "

You’ll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here! "

yes the galapogas islands all indigenous species

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called?

Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you

Ooo...tell me more?

I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...

You must of read my mind

Amazing isnt it?

It's almost as if I've been chatting to you outside of this thread "

Tut tut, perish the thought. I don't talk to people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"F'ckin hell!

It's like something out of a David Attenborough programme in here!

Total cheese haven’t even heard the fineapple one yet

Can I borrow a kiss from you before you go? I promise to give you back with interest!

Your still the same

One should never change. They should be true to themselves!

So try behaving

I am always on my best behaviour, while on here!

Goodnight "

Good day to you Yasmeen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll follow your lead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll follow your lead "

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea! Especially in those shorts!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called?

Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you

Ooo...tell me more?

I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...

You must of read my mind

Amazing isnt it?

It's almost as if I've been chatting to you outside of this thread

Tut tut, perish the thought. I don't talk to people "

I try not to, but for you I shall make an exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called?

Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you

Ooo...tell me more?

I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...

You must of read my mind

Amazing isnt it?

It's almost as if I've been chatting to you outside of this thread

Tut tut, perish the thought. I don't talk to people

I try not to, but for you I shall make an exception "

Well thank you kindly

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm not sure if I can be arsed atm.

Maybe see if any beautiful lady catches my eye.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Have you got a mirror in your knickers ?

I can see myself in your pants tonight

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I'm not sure if I can be arsed atm.

Maybe see if any beautiful lady catches my eye. "

That’s the worst chat up line ever CG good morning to you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm not sure if I can be arsed atm.

Maybe see if any beautiful lady catches my eye.

That’s the worst chat up line ever CG good morning to you "

I don't need to chat up women Busty.

I'm turning them away atm.

.

Good morning lovely lady xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sure if I can be arsed atm.

Maybe see if any beautiful lady catches my eye.

That’s the worst chat up line ever CG good morning to you "

I am signing off. It is bed time for me. Last one for you BMB!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You be the 6 and I will be the 9!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll follow your lead

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea! Especially in those shorts! "

hot tea omg hot coffee

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I flirt with danger, ha ha ha ha!

You called?

Oh hello danger, very nice to see you again. I had a dream about you

Ooo...tell me more?

I dreamed of you needing your shoulders rubbed and I was handily there to help you out...

You must of read my mind

Amazing isnt it?

It's almost as if I've been chatting to you outside of this thread

Tut tut, perish the thought. I don't talk to people

I try not to, but for you I shall make an exception

Well thank you kindly "

No no no, thank you mo lady *dofts my nonexistent fedora*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll follow your lead

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea! Especially in those shorts! hot tea omg hot coffee "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll follow your lead

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea! Especially in those shorts! hot tea omg hot coffee

"

hey they are a little tight but all I've done literally for 2 months is eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll follow your lead

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea! Especially in those shorts! hot tea omg hot coffee

hey they are a little tight but all I've done literally for 2 months is eat "

Tell me about it. I have been doing the same. It will be 6 weeks tomorrow since I have been to the gym. My energy levels have dropped! I didn't realise I would miss gym more than sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll follow your lead

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea! Especially in those shorts! hot tea omg hot coffee

hey they are a little tight but all I've done literally for 2 months is eat

Tell me about it. I have been doing the same. It will be 6 weeks tomorrow since I have been to the gym. My energy levels have dropped! I didn't realise I would miss gym more than sex! "

i mean I'm walking loads I've been for two four hour walks recently but they just make you ache

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll follow your lead

Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea! Especially in those shorts! hot tea omg hot coffee

hey they are a little tight but all I've done literally for 2 months is eat

Tell me about it. I have been doing the same. It will be 6 weeks tomorrow since I have been to the gym. My energy levels have dropped! I didn't realise I would miss gym more than sex! i mean I'm walking loads I've been for two four hour walks recently but they just make you ache "

That is good. I have been biking a bit and doing some push ups and pull ups at home. It's not the same as the gym.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Was just having this conversation - I cannot "consciously" flirt to save my life, get very awkward and self-conscious - but as part of a natural and flowing conversation it's something that happens naturally and without effort or me actually realising I am doing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some ppl are too serious to be flirting!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Some ppl are too serious to be flirting! "

What does 'serious' mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some ppl are too serious to be flirting!

What does 'serious' mean? "

Sombreros, Humourless!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some ppl are too serious to be flirting!

What does 'serious' mean?

Sombre, Humourless! "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Some ppl are too serious to be flirting!

What does 'serious' mean?

Sombreros, Humourless! "

Phew. That's OK then.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I seldom flirt cos I am always shit scared of encouraging attention I don't want from someone who objects to a swift kick in the bollocks....

It's misleading.

If I flirt I have intentions...... usually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seldom flirt cos I am always shit scared of encouraging attention I don't want from someone who objects to a swift kick in the bollocks....

It's misleading.

If I flirt I have intentions...... usually."

I flirt for fun. I don't have any other intentions.

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