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Got any easier recipes please Granny? | |||
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"Take bread out of bag. Put bread in toaster Push down button Wait for poppety ping Great for butter or jam or a nana. " Ohhh there's not many that like a nana on toast, but we love it here Granny, with proper butter too. Mmmmmm. 
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"Too technical for me
Got any easier recipes please Granny?"Searched high and low for you ...... Here is one I can reccomend. Open bag Take out crisp Eat it. Enjoy x | |||
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"Too technical for me
Got any easier recipes please Granny?
Searched high and low for you ...... Here is one I can reccomend.
Open bag
Take out crisp
Eat it.
Enjoy x"I found a simpler recipe: Open crisp bag into mouth. Eat it.  | |||
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"Big fan of a banana sandwich Granny but never thought to put it on toast..." The trusty sugar sandwich involves less work. | |||
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"Big fan of a banana sandwich Granny but never thought to put it on toast... The trusty sugar sandwich involves less work." Not had one of them since I was a kid  | |||
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"Oh god, another one "You were my inspiration xxxx | |||
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"Thanks Granny. I won't starve now." Nor should you. I have others. In fact I have hundreds. Open box Stick hand in. Hold fist over mouth letting rice krispies fall in. Munch to dust paste Enjoy | |||
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"Take bread out of bag. Put bread in toaster Push down button Wait for poppety ping Great for butter or jam or a nana. " I have all the ingredients for the most simple meal you'll ever eat. All you need is a phone and a take away menu. *cred Andy Parsons - Mock the Week | |||
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"Take bread out of bag. Put bread in toaster Push down button Wait for poppety ping Great for butter or jam or a nana. I have all the ingredients for the most simple meal you'll ever eat. All you need is a phone and a take away menu. *cred Andy Parsons - Mock the Week" All well and good Stingly but I was trying to develop skills in people ready for the technological breakdown ..... I mean .. what if there were no candles ? | |||
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"Big fan of a banana sandwich Granny but never thought to put it on toast... The trusty sugar sandwich involves less work. Not had one of them since I was a kid "I remember having a sugar sandwich when I was a kid. I wonder how many adults still have one | |||
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"Take bread out of bag. Put bread in toaster Push down button Wait for poppety ping Great for butter or jam or a nana. " Tried this, didn't work! You didn't say to plug in the toaster Granny. I'd like to complain to the manager : | |||
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"Take bread out of bag. Put bread in toaster Push down button Wait for poppety ping Great for butter or jam or a nana. Tried this, didn't work! You didn't say to plug in the toaster Granny. I'd like to complain to the manager : "Fuhknelllllll ! I'm going to have to have all the books reprinted..... I never said put switch on either ........ all that money ! | |||
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"Take bread out of bag. Put bread in toaster Push down button Wait for poppety ping Great for butter or jam or a nana. Tried this, didn't work! You didn't say to plug in the toaster Granny. I'd like to complain to the manager : "BTW I AM the manager.... | |||
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"Take bread out of bag. Put bread in toaster Push down button Wait for poppety ping Great for butter or jam or a nana. Tried this, didn't work! You didn't say to plug in the toaster Granny. I'd like to complain to the manager :
BTW I AM the manager...."Well have a word with yourself then. I would have had soup but I lost the tin opener when I rattled it for the NHS last Thursday | |||
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"Take bread out of bag. Put bread in toaster Push down button Wait for poppety ping Great for butter or jam or a nana. " How do I get the bread in that bag in the first place?  | |||
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