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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any lonely mums out there I’m here to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to take them to Iceland? I’ve heard that’s where they go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help how. Are you a qualified babysitter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha I’m a man of many qualifications

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha I’m heading down there now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any lonely mums out there I’m here to help"

Yup. I know couple of mums who needs help with their washing done, clothes folded, clean the house etc. Shall I direct them to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah man I’m the household king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you play with my extremely grumpy, sore and clingy baby so I can nap?

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha sorry not contact aloud self isolation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me guys have some decorum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha sorry not contact aloud self isolation "

So how are you here to help?

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By *..FirstMan
over a year ago

london


"Help how. Are you a qualified babysitter? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some washing up, washing, hoovering, ironing, many clothes to put away, decorating and a light needing fixing if you're up for it? I can provide tea as I have the condiments & a kettle for you to use yourself obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have some washing up, washing, hoovering, ironing, many clothes to put away, decorating and a light needing fixing if you're up for it? I can provide tea as I have the condiments & a kettle for you to use yourself obviously "

Haha I can do that for you no problem I’m fully qualified in all those things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any lonely mums out there I’m here to help"

What about dad's? They get lonely too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I only swing one way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why just Mums??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only swing one way "

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why just Mums?? "

Iv got a soft sport for mums haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out"

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Do you need breast feeding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha "

I’d give you a tenner

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Fuck me guys have some decorum "

I'm quite versatile with a tin of paint and a roll of wallpaper

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Do you need breast feeding? "

( . )( . )

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

london

This was never going to end well...…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha

I’d give you a tenner "

I’m happy with that plus a little extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you need breast feeding? "

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha

I’d give you a tenner

I’m happy with that plus a little extra "

What, like a tip? 10p sound ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why just Mums??

Iv got a soft sport for mums haha "

Oh ok

What does 'haha' imply?

Genuinly curious.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Why just Mums??

Iv got a soft sport for mums haha

Oh ok

What does 'haha' imply?

Genuinly curious."

What goes hahahahahaha thud?

Somebody laughing their head off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why just Mums??

Iv got a soft sport for mums haha

Oh ok

What does 'haha' imply?

Genuinly curious."

You will have to come find out for yourself if your that curious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need breast feeding? "

Il give it ago something new for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha

I’d give you a tenner

I’m happy with that plus a little extra "

You can have a glass of water

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha

I’d give you a tenner

I’m happy with that plus a little extra

You can have a glass of water "

Depends how you give me the water naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha

I’d give you a tenner

I’m happy with that plus a little extra

You can have a glass of water

Depends how you give me the water naked "

Why on earth would I do that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha

I’d give you a tenner

I’m happy with that plus a little extra

You can have a glass of water

Depends how you give me the water naked

Why on earth would I do that? "

To live life on the edge and have a naughty side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha

I’d give you a tenner

I’m happy with that plus a little extra

You can have a glass of water

Depends how you give me the water naked

Why on earth would I do that?

To live life on the edge and have a naughty side "

Think I’ll just hire a proper babysitter and not some random from fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha

I’d give you a tenner

I’m happy with that plus a little extra

You can have a glass of water

Depends how you give me the water naked

Why on earth would I do that?

To live life on the edge and have a naughty side

Think I’ll just hire a proper babysitter and not some random from fab"

Haha people on fab are much more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why just Mums??

Iv got a soft sport for mums haha

Oh ok

What does 'haha' imply?

Genuinly curious.

You will have to come find out for yourself if your that curious "

I'm not a Mum though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why just Mums??

Iv got a soft sport for mums haha

Oh ok

What does 'haha' imply?

Genuinly curious.

What goes hahahahahaha thud?

Somebody laughing their head off.

"

Now that made me spit tea all over the dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why just Mums??

Iv got a soft sport for mums haha

Oh ok

What does 'haha' imply?

Genuinly curious.

What goes hahahahahaha thud?

Somebody laughing their head off.

Now that made me spit tea all over the dog "

I bet the dog wasn’t impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha

I’d give you a tenner

I’m happy with that plus a little extra

You can have a glass of water

Depends how you give me the water naked

Why on earth would I do that?

To live life on the edge and have a naughty side

Think I’ll just hire a proper babysitter and not some random from fab

Haha people on fab are much more fun "

For babysitting my child while I have a nap? Probably not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only swing one way

So because you’re straight you can’t help dads? Why?! You’re only helping out

Yeah but I might get a nice reward for it haha

I’d give you a tenner

I’m happy with that plus a little extra

You can have a glass of water

Depends how you give me the water naked

Why on earth would I do that?

To live life on the edge and have a naughty side

Think I’ll just hire a proper babysitter and not some random from fab

Haha people on fab are much more fun

For babysitting my child while I have a nap? Probably not"

I’d pay a baby sitter then sneak in bed next to you

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