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Phantom mouth farter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok somewhere on fab there is a phantom mouth farter. Who is it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the thread titles I've seen, this is the weirdest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of all the thread titles I've seen, this is the weirdest "

Somewhere on fab there is one though and for want of a better word I need to flush them out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know who it is. But you’ll never guess - I was shocked when they asked me to tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinely don’t know who it is. I had an envelope with cash and instructions pushed through my letterbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it male.or.female ???

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it male.or.female ???"

I can’t say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I genuinely don’t know who it is. I had an envelope with cash and instructions pushed through my letterbox "

I got the instructions through PayPal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What "

Some one keeps saying they wanna fart in my mouth on random threads lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you know it ain't me coz I announce mine

P

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What

Some one keeps saying they wanna fart in my mouth on random threads lol"

Ohh yeah that you know who it is you blamed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you know it ain't me coz I announce mine

P"

No need to announce yours, they stink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What

Some one keeps saying they wanna fart in my mouth on random threads lol

Ohh yeah that you know who it is you blamed me "
yes I must confess I did think you at first lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well you know it ain't me coz I announce mine

P"

Very true p

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What

Some one keeps saying they wanna fart in my mouth on random threads lol

Ohh yeah that you know who it is you blamed me yes I must confess I did think you at first lol"

Meanie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What

Some one keeps saying they wanna fart in my mouth on random threads lol

Ohh yeah that you know who it is you blamed me yes I must confess I did think you at first lol

Meanie "

Me never lol just thought it was you joking with me the once but it's been going on a while now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So of it's not busty and it's not p and it's not Jamie then who????

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Do you want to know so that you can arrange a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So of it's not busty and it's not p and it's not Jamie then who????"

We’ve all been sworn to secrecy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want to know so that you can arrange a meet?"
well if I did i couldnt as they wont reveal themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So of it's not busty and it's not p and it's not Jamie then who????

We’ve all been sworn to secrecy "

Is it you?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So of it's not busty and it's not p and it's not Jamie then who????

We’ve all been sworn to secrecy

Is it you????? "

You know fine well I’d just say it

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Oh bizarrely I've just had a message.

It said to tell you that as soon as they've farted into your mouth this will all stop.

I'm now complicit in this thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So of it's not busty and it's not p and it's not Jamie then who????

We’ve all been sworn to secrecy

Is it you?????

You know fine well I’d just say it"
actually yer if you wanted to fart in my mouth you would just drive down here and do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So of it's not busty and it's not p and it's not Jamie then who????

We’ve all been sworn to secrecy

Is it you?????

You know fine well I’d just say it actually yer if you wanted to fart in my mouth you would just drive down here and do it lol"

I can’t drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is it done?

For a silent but deadly you cant send it onto the mouth. Theres no power in one. They generally seep about.

For the morning trumpet, the fartcatcher has to be in residence. Not always wanted.

So what works?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Are you feeling OK WD?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you feeling OK WD?

Jo.Xx "

Think he’s making stuff up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So of it's not busty and it's not p and it's not Jamie then who????

We’ve all been sworn to secrecy

Is it you?????

You know fine well I’d just say it actually yer if you wanted to fart in my mouth you would just drive down here and do it lol

I can’t drive "
that I did not known

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are you feeling OK WD?

Jo.Xx "

Nope I feeling victimised by a phantom farter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh bizarrely I've just had a message.

It said to tell you that as soon as they've farted into your mouth this will all stop.

I'm now complicit in this thing!"
they need to come forward

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh bizarrely I've just had a message.

It said to tell you that as soon as they've farted into your mouth this will all stop.

I'm now complicit in this thing! they need to come forward "

You need to lure them out with a trap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh bizarrely I've just had a message.

It said to tell you that as soon as they've farted into your mouth this will all stop.

I'm now complicit in this thing! they need to come forward

You need to lure them out with a trap"
a trap by using my trap for a trap to be farted in????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I now have an idea to who it is

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"I now have an idea to who it is "

Ooooooh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I now have an idea to who it is

Ooooooh!"
and it's more than 1 person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now have an idea to who it is

Ooooooh! and it's more than 1 person"

I've heard this goes all the way to the white house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I now have an idea to who it is

Ooooooh! and it's more than 1 person

I've heard this goes all the way to the white house"

Past that even admin have seen it

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

Are you feeling OK WD?

Jo.Xx

Nope I feeling victimised by a phantom farter"

Apologies WD I've been helping D with the painting.

Thats sounds a bit iffy!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are you feeling OK WD?

Jo.Xx

Nope I feeling victimised by a phantom farter

Apologies WD I've been helping D with the painting.

Thats sounds a bit iffy!

Jo.Xx "
it's been going on for a while and pardon the pun but I wanna get to the bottom of it lol

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

Are you feeling OK WD?

Jo.Xx

Nope I feeling victimised by a phantom farter

Apologies WD I've been helping D with the painting.

Thats sounds a bit iffy!

Jo.Xx it's been going on for a while and pardon the pun but I wanna get to the bottom of it lol"

I'm not sure how you can smell a fart on a forum?!

But surely you have to follow the stench!

Good luck though it sounds like a sh*ty job!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are you feeling OK WD?

Jo.Xx

Nope I feeling victimised by a phantom farter

Apologies WD I've been helping D with the painting.

Thats sounds a bit iffy!

Jo.Xx it's been going on for a while and pardon the pun but I wanna get to the bottom of it lol

I'm not sure how you can smell a fart on a forum?!

But surely you have to follow the stench!

Good luck though it sounds like a sh*ty job!

Jo.Xx "
hahaha thanks jo x

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"I now have an idea to who it is

Ooooooh! and it's more than 1 person"

A 3sum of farters?

It sounds horrific!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I now have an idea to who it is

Ooooooh! and it's more than 1 person

A 3sum of farters?

It sounds horrific!"
yes I believe it's an mmf of farters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now have an idea to who it is

Ooooooh! and it's more than 1 person"

It’s really not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I now have an idea to who it is

Ooooooh! and it's more than 1 person

It’s really not "

How do know your not just trying to throw me off the scent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WidowDad...my friend wants you to know that they’ve just eaten some sprouts, and their farts will be extra putrid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WidowDad...my friend wants you to know that they’ve just eaten some sprouts, and their farts will be extra putrid "
tell your friend.t9 bring it on I've got a cork and I'm not afraid to use it

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