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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How do i get across a wet kitchen floor without standing on it. I left my lunch and drink by the kettle.

Prize for the best answer and if i break my neck trying any of them i will sue you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do i get across a wet kitchen floor without standing on it. I left my lunch and drink by the kettle.

Prize for the best answer and if i break my neck trying any of them i will sue you "

do the shuffle in towel socks then yer can dry floor at same time

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

SWING from the light fitting of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen Jean Claude van Damme when he jumps in the air to avoid water on the floor that is about to have electricity passed through it and he does the splits in mid-air and lands the heels of his feet on opposite kitchen work sufaces?

Try that. But make sure you got your Bridget Jones Fat Pants on cos it's a bugger trying to prise a woman off lino when she done the splits and the suction has got hold of her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Bull...it gives ya wings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Levitate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red Bull...it gives ya wings "

Thats with the sandwhich on the other side of the room lol

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Surely as a Renaissance women you know a quick flick through the works of John Dee would probably give you a rudimentary grasp of levitation !

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Levitate!"

Use the force young diamondsmiles, use the force,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go around the back open the back door get a fishing rod and hook your food out simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be dry by now...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"go around the back open the back door get a fishing rod and hook your food out simple"

Thats what i did only back door was already open and food was in reach.

Best prize goes to wishy for most ridiculous answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats what i did only back door was already open and food was in reach.

Best prize goes to wishy for most ridiculous answer

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It worked for van Damme!!

When I tried it me scrotum split and me nuts rolled across the floor and I couldn't reach them buggers either so that was me sarnie and me gonads tantalisingly close but out of reach!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"go around the back open the back door get a fishing rod and hook your food out simple

Thats what i did only back door was already open and food was in reach.

Best prize goes to wishy for most ridiculous answer"

As always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do i get across a wet kitchen floor without standing on it. I left my lunch and drink by the kettle.

Prize for the best answer and if i break my neck trying any of them i will sue you "

Should have used a hair-drier to make a pathway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

skip lunch and loose a extra half pound this week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running leap to the sideboard? How big is yur kitchen?!

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