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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For not meeting/not watching someone on cam/not having phone sex

There’s the common ‘I’m washing my hair’ but what’s your excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I’m brushing my teeth. ()

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m washing Prince of Fabrabrah’s hair

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By *ings66Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"For not meeting/not watching someone on cam/not having phone sex

There’s the common ‘I’m washing my hair’ but what’s your excuse?"

Gone to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will be having my own fun thanks, and not on skype

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sorry can’t, I’m just finishing off sewing my latest mammary vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog ate my iPad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm busy reading an interesting clique thread.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

What’s that sorry. I was watching the paint dry

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Sorry I can’t as you will see I’m really a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but I am just extracting 8 of my finger nails with a very old pair of pliers, after that I have to check on my 9 children. I may have some time after that so......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend had a no show.She messaged him 30 min after the arranged time saying she got caught speeding on the way to the meet and was in the police cells

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friend had a no show.She messaged him 30 min after the arranged time saying she got caught speeding on the way to the meet and was in the police cells "

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend had a no show.She messaged him 30 min after the arranged time saying she got caught speeding on the way to the meet and was in the police cells

Ffs "

I couldn't stop laughing when he showed me the message and apparently you now get locked away in a cell with your phone for speeding

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