FabSwingers.com forum: Human dildo

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I have one that needs testing post lockdown.

Just saying

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have one that needs testing post lockdown.

Just saying

Can you describe it, or better still, PM a picture of said dildo? Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it one size fits all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Nice try Op

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I have one that needs testing post lockdown.

Just saying

Can you describe it, or better still, PM a picture of said dildo? Ta. "

Think of a plastic one but much nicer and feels almost realistic

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is it one size fits all? "

Maybe not all but most

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!"

Are you in the queue?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I have one that needs testing post lockdown.

Just saying

Can you describe it, or better still, PM a picture of said dildo? Ta.

Think of a plastic one but much nicer and feels almost realistic

Can't quite envisage it. Pic?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nice try Op

Would you like a test drive?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How big is said human dildo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one with artificial intelligence!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I have one that needs testing post lockdown.

Just saying

Can you describe it, or better still, PM a picture of said dildo? Ta.

Think of a plastic one but much nicer and feels almost realistic

Can't quite envisage it. Pic? "

Think Cyril Snears nose and you won’t be far off

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How big is said human dildo?

That’s the beauty of this dildo as you can make it bigger the more you use it

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Let me know if it’s a best seller

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I have one with artificial intelligence!

A cyborg dildo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it be exchanged for a cash refund?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Let me know if it’s a best seller

I think you should invest in one brother

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Nice try Op

Would you like a test drive?

Only if you buy me dinner first, I'm not some hussy you know!....

...that's a lie, I totally am

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can it be exchanged for a cash refund?"

Yes all deposits will be fired right back at cha

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Nice try Op

Would you like a test drive?

Only if you buy me dinner first, I'm not some hussy you know!....

...that's a lie, I totally am

Dinner takes you straight to second base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I insert the batteries... Lol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Nice try Op

Would you like a test drive?

Only if you buy me dinner first, I'm not some hussy you know!....

...that's a lie, I totally am

Dinner takes you straight to second base

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Where do I insert the batteries... Lol"

Answer that one, Mr M

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Where do I insert the batteries... Lol"

You mean finger don’t you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mr M, please send me the pic because other people seem to think I'm desperate for dick pics

I'm not, I just want to see what your dildo looks like

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me."

If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Does it come with Lube

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mr M, please send me the pic because other people seem to think I'm desperate for dick pics

I'm not, I just want to see what your dildo looks like

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.

If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue "

So you admit you think theres a queue then?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mr M, please send me the pic because other people seem to think I'm desperate for dick pics

I'm not, I just want to see what your dildo looks like

Done

Awww fanks Mr M

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Does it come with Lube

Yes, it cums with pre and post play lube

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.

If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue

So you admit you think theres a queue then?"

Hey if I was a lady I’d like to use the human dildo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.

If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue

So you admit you think theres a queue then?"

Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.

If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue

So you admit you think theres a queue then?

Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend

There is a speedy aisle yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.

If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue

So you admit you think theres a queue then?

Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend

There is a speedy aisle yes "

First cum, first served?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.

If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue

So you admit you think theres a queue then?

Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend

There is a speedy aisle yes

First cum, first served?"

You read my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.

If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue

So you admit you think theres a queue then?

Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend

There is a speedy aisle yes

First cum, first served?

You read my mind

First after lockdown- will that be like the express queue- wont take long?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Does it cum with any guarantee?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.

If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue

So you admit you think theres a queue then?

Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend

There is a speedy aisle yes

First cum, first served?

You read my mind

First after lockdown- will that be like the express queue- wont take long?"

First after lockdown will be just to make sure it’s working

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Does it cum with any guarantee? "

It only cums with one guarantee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.

If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue

So you admit you think theres a queue then?

Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend

There is a speedy aisle yes

First cum, first served?

You read my mind

First after lockdown- will that be like the express queue- wont take long?

First after lockdown will be just to make sure it’s working

Oh like when you shake the deodorant in the shop and spray it in the cap to smell if you like the scent?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I am sure you will have queue like a supermarket with flour in lockdown- round the carpark!

Are you in the queue?

Probably at the back, theres a lot more attractive ladies than me.

If you get there before 9 you’ll be at the front of the queue

So you admit you think theres a queue then?

Is there a priority queue for the elderly/disabled?? Asking for a friend

There is a speedy aisle yes

First cum, first served?

You read my mind

First after lockdown- will that be like the express queue- wont take long?

First after lockdown will be just to make sure it’s working

Oh like when you shake the deodorant in the shop and spray it in the cap to smell if you like the scent?"

Yes but this is sprayed on yer tits

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

This

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By *inkyman1964Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I have one that needs testing post lockdown.

Just saying

Can you describe it, or better still, PM a picture of said dildo? Ta.

Think of a plastic one but much nicer and feels almost realistic

Can't quite envisage it. Pic?

Think Cyril Snears nose and you won’t be far off

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