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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My lovely and beautiful and amazingly wonderful friend Testarossa thinks someone should invent cum goggles.

What other brilliant things should be invented?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal weather machine.

So you can put a thunder cloud over someone's head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I once wore a pair of safety glasses to dinner for a laugh after a guy managed to cum in my eye the night before.

I had to do something, I'd stropped off in a huff but he was a really great fuck otherwise and we were in the same hotel for a month so I wanted to make sure I hadn't completely burned my bridges.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

Just use a milking stool

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Personal weather machine.

So you can put a thunder cloud over someone's head "

Sounds great, I love a thunderstorm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

Just use a milking stool"

Ah yes. Everyone has a milking stool at hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

Just use a milking stool"

My tighs are usually fine unless it a long going. Just thinking it could be a sale hit

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

Just use a milking stool

Ah yes. Everyone has a milking stool at hand"

My point is they are already a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

Just use a milking stool

Ah yes. Everyone has a milking stool at hand"

Dont you keep your own goat?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

Just use a milking stool

Ah yes. Everyone has a milking stool at hand

My point is they are already a thing"

Cool. I just think the design could be improved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

Just use a milking stool

Ah yes. Everyone has a milking stool at hand

Dont you keep your own goat?!

My servants do, maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

They have these already...costs around £60

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

They have these already...costs around £60

Ooh ! Damn it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

They have these already...costs around £60

Fuck that, get your kids to make one in design and tech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovely and beautiful and amazingly wonderful friend Testarossa thinks someone should invent cum goggles.

What other brilliant things should be invented?"

Pretty sure any old goggles will work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they like beer goggles? You fancy someone you wouldn’t otherwise after a few too many orgasms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to invent something that reads woman's minds.

Impossible though too complex

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Blowjob knee pads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are these the female equivalent to beer goggles?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Blowjob knee pads"

Also just knee pads

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Blowjob knee pads"

I have a gardening kneeling pad, even though I'm in a second floor flat with no garden.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Blowjob knee pads

Also just knee pads"

They need to be spunk proof and sexy

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Blowjob knee pads

I have a gardening kneeling pad, even though I'm in a second floor flat with no garden."

How curious

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Blowjob knee pads

Also just knee pads

They need to be spunk proof and sexy"

Looks like you've found your calling them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab goggles,everyone you see you want to fuck

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sunbed goggles would work.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Fab goggles,everyone you see you want to fuck"

Sounds exhausting

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Blowjob knee pads

Also just knee pads

They need to be spunk proof and sexy

Looks like you've found your calling them

I'm going on dragons den.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Blowjob knee pads

Also just knee pads

They need to be spunk proof and sexy

Looks like you've found your calling them

I'm going on dragons den."

Good luck, which dragon do you want?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Personal weather machine.

So you can put a thunder cloud over someone's head "

Oh i like that Idea. Could it also do sunshine and rainbows for those that are nice and not annoying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rimming chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rimming chair

You’ve actually thought of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personal weather machine.

So you can put a thunder cloud over someone's head

Oh i like that Idea. Could it also do sunshine and rainbows for those that are nice and not annoying?"

Yes you could.

But Imagine sending lightning strikes to your enemy 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to invent something that reads woman's minds.

Impossible though too complex"

easy to do,shoes,shoes,shoes,bags,bags,bags,purses,purses,purses,take, take,take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rimming chair

You’ve actually thought of that

The idea was ignited on a fab camping trip when a friend of mine was sat on a camping chair. The chair fabric ripped and his arse was hanging down.... light bulb moment lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Need to invent something that reads woman's minds.

Impossible though too complex

easy to do,shoes,shoes,shoes,bags,bags,bags,purses,purses,purses,take, take,take."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab goggles,everyone you see you want to fuck

Sounds exhausting"

To be honest ,my glasses seem to be working like that now ,could fuck anything with a pulse

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"My lovely and beautiful and amazingly wonderful friend Testarossa thinks someone should invent cum goggles.

What other brilliant things should be invented?"

Scope and red dot sight for a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auto cheesecake maker

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Are they like beer goggles? You fancy someone you wouldn’t otherwise after a few too many orgasms?

In my old job we had beer goggles mimics the feeling of being d*unk to the wearer. Crazy as

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squatting sexy stool for a cowgirl antics time

I googled it and turns out, a sex stool is a real thing

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