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That’s now I planned this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ever have a meet not go to plan, for funny reasons?

I...I mean, my friend, ended up in a&e with spunk in her eye and had to have an eye bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That’s not how I planned this*

Jesus Christ I’ve been broken these last few years

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Guy kept telling me to milk him, I kept explaining that I had no idea what that meant but he just kept getting more and more shrill "milk me! MILK ME! MIILK MEEE!!"

Thankfully I had to go because my train was due. We didn't meet again.

Another guy came about 60 seconds after my mouth touched his cock, then he kicked me out of his hotel room because he'd had a long day. One of the reasons I no longer give head without getting at least one orgasm myself.

Not even mentioning the guy who played candy crush while I lay next to him having a wank.

Sometimes I think celibacy has quite a lot going for it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guy kept telling me to milk him, I kept explaining that I had no idea what that meant but he just kept getting more and more shrill "milk me! MILK ME! MIILK MEEE!!"

Thankfully I had to go because my train was due. We didn't meet again.

Another guy came about 60 seconds after my mouth touched his cock, then he kicked me out of his hotel room because he'd had a long day. One of the reasons I no longer give head without getting at least one orgasm myself.

Not even mentioning the guy who played candy crush while I lay next to him having a wank.

Sometimes I think celibacy has quite a lot going for it..."

Jesus fucking Christ

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

He got angry at his dick, made tea as I awkwardly sat in bed in sexy lingerie then left to get kfc without finishing.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Guy kept telling me to milk him, I kept explaining that I had no idea what that meant but he just kept getting more and more shrill "milk me! MILK ME! MIILK MEEE!!"

Thankfully I had to go because my train was due. We didn't meet again.

Another guy came about 60 seconds after my mouth touched his cock, then he kicked me out of his hotel room because he'd had a long day. One of the reasons I no longer give head without getting at least one orgasm myself.

Not even mentioning the guy who played candy crush while I lay next to him having a wank.

Sometimes I think celibacy has quite a lot going for it..."
oh lord . Some people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He got angry at his dick, made tea as I awkwardly sat in bed in sexy lingerie then left to get kfc without finishing."

Jesus fucking Christ

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"He got angry at his dick, made tea as I awkwardly sat in bed in sexy lingerie then left to get kfc without finishing."

Lucky you

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"He got angry at his dick, made tea as I awkwardly sat in bed in sexy lingerie then left to get kfc without finishing."

Did he at least bring you KFC?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy kept telling me to milk him, I kept explaining that I had no idea what that meant but he just kept getting more and more shrill "milk me! MILK ME! MIILK MEEE!!"

Thankfully I had to go because my train was due. We didn't meet again.

Another guy came about 60 seconds after my mouth touched his cock, then he kicked me out of his hotel room because he'd had a long day. One of the reasons I no longer give head without getting at least one orgasm myself.

Not even mentioning the guy who played candy crush while I lay next to him having a wank.

Sometimes I think celibacy has quite a lot going for it..."

Omg

‘MILK ME’

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"He got angry at his dick, made tea as I awkwardly sat in bed in sexy lingerie then left to get kfc without finishing.

Did he at least bring you KFC?"

No he didn't come back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like it was a boneless banquet

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Sounds like it was a boneless banquet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk in the eye doesn't warrant an eye bath...weak girl lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Sounds like it was a boneless banquet"

There was plenty for him to eat right where we were though but nooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a bit of jizz-o-vision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy kept telling me to milk him, I kept explaining that I had no idea what that meant but he just kept getting more and more shrill "milk me! MILK ME! MIILK MEEE!!"

Thankfully I had to go because my train was due. We didn't meet again.

Another guy came about 60 seconds after my mouth touched his cock, then he kicked me out of his hotel room because he'd had a long day. One of the reasons I no longer give head without getting at least one orgasm myself.

Not even mentioning the guy who played candy crush while I lay next to him having a wank.

Sometimes I think celibacy has quite a lot going for it...

Omg

‘MILK ME’ "

Would live to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy kept telling me to milk him, I kept explaining that I had no idea what that meant but he just kept getting more and more shrill "milk me! MILK ME! MIILK MEEE!!"

Thankfully I had to go because my train was due. We didn't meet again.

Another guy came about 60 seconds after my mouth touched his cock, then he kicked me out of his hotel room because he'd had a long day. One of the reasons I no longer give head without getting at least one orgasm myself.

Not even mentioning the guy who played candy crush while I lay next to him having a wank.

Sometimes I think celibacy has quite a lot going for it...

Omg

‘MILK ME’

Would live to! "

Meant love to!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Sounds like it was a boneless banquet"

He certainly didn't fillet!

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