FabSwingers.com forum: Hear ye hear ye

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is a roll call for men in the wonderful world of fab who are single, genuine and looking for something more regular...

I have a group of women who are looking for the above and ready to get chatting in preparation for the end of lockdown.

(Please note: no one is looking to meet before it is allowed)

Please join us if you feel you fit into this request

Women looking for the above please also join in

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Well hello

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

It will never catch on!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Count me in lol!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Can I play.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I play.

Anyone can play

The ladies will be along soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Local men only

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"It will never catch on!

I think it will.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I play.

Anyone can play

The ladies will be along soon "

I've heard that before

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Count me in lol!

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Count me in lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joining in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I play.

Anyone can play

The ladies will be along soon

I've heard that before

Oh ye of little faith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Oh, I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in too

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I play.

Anyone can play

The ladies will be along soon

I've heard that before

Oh ye of little faith "

Um a Realist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like we are waiting for the men to come

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like we are waiting for the men to come

Where are they all?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

He will need some WD40 but let’s give this ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like we are waiting for the men to come

Where are they all?"

I think they got lost

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I’m in...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Looks like we are waiting for the men to come

Where are they all?"

Weeds and no flowers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here Ladies! Thought I might carry the load awhile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Weeds removed by sparkles at 26/04/20 18:37:55]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. Pop by and say hi. X

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Local menfolk only please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m in and good early evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Ladies! Thought I might carry the load awhile!

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Because your all hard work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

holy shit you are angel count me in

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve arrived.

Boys.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh im definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve arrived.

Boys....."
them nails are going do some damage lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’ve arrived.

Boys.....them nails are going do some damage lol"

Hope so.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. More local the better

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Count me in for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This gentleman will throw his gauntlet in the ring xx

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

and I thought I was special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

and I thought I was special

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still special to me wing women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

and I thought I was special

You know full well you are...we shared a new experience with more still to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

and I thought I was special

still special to me wing women

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oh lexi pm you asking a favour by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Ladies! Thought I might carry the load awhile!

Because your all hard work!

We're hard work? Or the men?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving

Are you in need of a helping hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving

Are you in need of a helping hand

Typing or perving? But yes to both and more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo hello ......... count me in

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving

Are you in need of a helping hand

Typing or perving? But yes to both and more

Hahhaaa well help yourself, not that I'm capable of preventing you anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Ladies! Thought I might carry the load awhile!

Because your all hard work!

We're hard work? Or the men?

"
I'm not here any more until my name is called.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm single free and looking but I seem to be working more now than before so not as much time to chat unfortunately so I'll probably get overlooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Ladies! Thought I might carry the load awhile!

Because your all hard work!

We're hard work? Or the men?

I'm not here any more until my name is called.

Charming!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Is there room for us?

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over a year ago

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving

Are you in need of a helping hand

Typing or perving? But yes to both and more

Hahhaaa well help yourself, not that I'm capable of preventing you anyway

Nope, you're not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there room for us? "

Hey sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey everyone

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving

Are you in need of a helping hand

Typing or perving? But yes to both and more

Hahhaaa well help yourself, not that I'm capable of preventing you anyway

Nope, you're not

I have rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here Ladies! Thought I might carry the load awhile!

Because your all hard work!

We're hard work? Or the men?

I'm not here any more until my name is called.

Charming! "
Your Prince is here!!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Is there room for us?

Hey sexy

Oh look, fancy meeting you here

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"He will need some WD40 but let’s give this ago

I've got tons of the stuff Lexi but I'm sure we wont need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I participate even though I am not local?

. During lockdown, technology transcends distance. After lockdown, distance creates opportunities for fine adventures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving

Are you in need of a helping hand

Typing or perving? But yes to both and more

Hahhaaa well help yourself, not that I'm capable of preventing you anyway

Nope, you're not

I have rope

How did I not know this????

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

and I thought I was special

still special to me wing women

I am the best wing woman!! I’ll never forget your little face that night!! Especially when she whisked you off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm single free and looking but I seem to be working more now than before so not as much time to chat unfortunately so I'll probably get overlooked

Not by me...you are always on my radar

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"He will need some WD40 but let’s give this ago

I've got tons of the stuff Lexi but I'm sure we wont need it

My vagina is rusty and squeaky!!! I hope that’s a turn in for you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. Local men only "
Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

and I thought I was special

still special to me wing women

I am the best wing woman!! I’ll never forget your little face that night!! Especially when she whisked you off

"
which one lol never forget your face when I snogged you know who and she enjoyed it

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"He will need some WD40 but let’s give this ago

I've got tons of the stuff Lexi but I'm sure we wont need it

My vagina is rusty and squeaky!!! I hope that’s a turn in for you!!

I'm an expert with all things rusty, squeaky and in need of attention and settling so I'll have you all sorted out and in full working order in a jiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there room for us?

Hey sexy

Oh look, fancy meeting you here

Been a while

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

The knock out can't type today haha! But I'm here and perving

Are you in need of a helping hand

Typing or perving? But yes to both and more

Hahhaaa well help yourself, not that I'm capable of preventing you anyway

Nope, you're not

I have rope

How did I not know this????

Because I haven't told you yet...its a surprise. Well it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohhh what have I just walked into?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?"

Funky addresses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?"
Somewhere over the rainbow there is a pot of gold.

Somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be off then.

Nooo!!! Stay

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I’m in...he says as he blunders in bleary eyed and disoriented...

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Single and ready to post quarantine mingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm up for it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

"
My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

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By *ong jonMan
over a year ago

leeds

Hello all ,I'd love to join in I'm in Leeds Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that

She is!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Single and ready to post quarantine mingle

Can I fab on your boobs like in your first pic Mac

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that

Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Single and ready to post quarantine mingle

Can I fab on your boobs like in your first pic Mac

You should whilst they're still sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that

She is!

Thank Mr

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Is there room for us?

Hey sexy

Oh look, fancy meeting you here

Been a while

Only online...

I needed some virtual BAS

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Single and ready to post quarantine mingle

Can I fab on your boobs like in your first pic Mac

You should whilst they're still sticky

I'm only going to make them even more sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that

Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here

Hahahaha!!!!! That made me laugh way more than it should of!

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By *FuckingDelightWoman
over a year ago

Sunny Bognor

In!!

Always room for another

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that

Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here

Pahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab single allowed? In which case I’m in lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there room for us?

Hey sexy

Oh look, fancy meeting you here

Been a while

Only online...

I needed some virtual BAS

Yay!!!

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over a year ago

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that

Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here

Everyone is either fake or lesbian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put myself forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pop in for a while but if it's shit, I'm off like a princess with door slamming and tears

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that

Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here

Everyone is either fake or lesbian "

So you're admitting you're a lesbian?

At least I try and look like one....youre so lame at this PoF

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Fab single allowed? In which case I’m in lol

Fully single here lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that

Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here

Everyone is either fake or lesbian

So you're admitting you're a lesbian?

At least I try and look like one....youre so lame at this PoF"

No I'm fake.

I'm actually a straight 74 year old named Vera.

Which indirectly makes a lesbian.

Check mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab single allowed? In which case I’m in lol

Fully single here lol!

Well I’m fully fab single so meh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll pop in for a while but if it's shit, I'm off like a princess with door slamming and tears

Which is your favourite princess?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Oh I’m definitely in this group, please!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that

Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here

Everyone is either fake or lesbian

So you're admitting you're a lesbian?

At least I try and look like one....youre so lame at this PoF

No I'm fake.

I'm actually a straight 74 year old named Vera.

Which indirectly makes a lesbian.

Check mate"

Nahhhh I'm just a dude with a make up app who claims to be bi when I'm actually straight just to get to their wives.

I've never worn a dress in my life and I'm really only 19.

I think that's check mate mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pop in for a while but if it's shit, I'm off like a princess with door slamming and tears

Which is your favourite princess?"

I'm poly so can I pick more than one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"He will need some WD40 but let’s give this ago

I've got tons of the stuff Lexi but I'm sure we wont need it

My vagina is rusty and squeaky!!! I hope that’s a turn in for you!!

I'm an expert with all things rusty, squeaky and in need of attention and settling so I'll have you all sorted out and in full working order in a jiffy

Sounds like I’ll be getting a full MOT

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Count me in for this

Ohh there you are....I was wondering where the little knock out was going to come back in

and I thought I was special

still special to me wing women

I am the best wing woman!! I’ll never forget your little face that night!! Especially when she whisked you off

which one lol never forget your face when I snogged you know who and she enjoyed it

ha I forgot about that!!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"He will need some WD40 but let’s give this ago

I've got tons of the stuff Lexi but I'm sure we wont need it

My vagina is rusty and squeaky!!! I hope that’s a turn in for you!!

I'm an expert with all things rusty, squeaky and in need of attention and settling so I'll have you all sorted out and in full working order in a jiffy

Sounds like I’ll be getting a full MOT

Major service and a full and thorough testing

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Just putting this out there for any West Midlands based ladies......I do have a hot tub and I’m a good cook.

*sits back and waits*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in. Local men only Y'all have some funky addresses except for Glasgow and I hear that's pretty funky too?

Funky addresses?

My bubble what's that slang for? Do any of you even exist?

Oh! Nope, I'm a big fake lesbian. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for that

Erm excuse me young lady! I think you'll find I'm the fake lesbian in here

Everyone is either fake or lesbian

So you're admitting you're a lesbian?

At least I try and look like one....youre so lame at this PoF

No I'm fake.

I'm actually a straight 74 year old named Vera.

Which indirectly makes a lesbian.

Check mate

Nahhhh I'm just a dude with a make up app who claims to be bi when I'm actually straight just to get to their wives.

I've never worn a dress in my life and I'm really only 19.

I think that's check mate mate

Well played. Very well played

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll pop in for a while but if it's shit, I'm off like a princess with door slamming and tears

Which is your favourite princess?

I'm poly so can I pick more than one

As long as one is Ariel, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pop in for a while but if it's shit, I'm off like a princess with door slamming and tears

Which is your favourite princess?

I'm poly so can I pick more than one

As long as one is Ariel, yes"

Can I be Belle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as one is Ariel, yes

Can I be Belle?"

You can both play with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've quit...on the other side of the pond I saw bubbles they had found a hideaway over near the rainbow, the end of it actually.I suppose it was a good place for them over by Nottinghamderbyshireish.

They had travelled,

Via Stockport, Glasgow and all the other places (that really do exist!)

North, South, East and West I sought them

I was riding my white charger (a horse)

Is this romantic enough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As long as one is Ariel, yes

Can I be Belle?

You can both play with me

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only lady within regular distance and she ain't interested, #sadviolinmusicface

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I've quit...on the other side of the pond I saw bubbles they had found a hideaway over near the rainbow, the end of it actually.I suppose it was a good place for them over by Nottinghamderbyshireish.

They had travelled,

Via Stockport, Glasgow and all the other places (that really do exist!)

North, South, East and West I sought them

I was riding my white charger (a horse)

Is this romantic enough?"

What name have you given your horse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Pops head round the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They had travelled,

Via Stockport, Glasgow and all the other places (that really do exist!)

North, South, East and West I sought them

I was riding my white charger (a horse)

Is this romantic enough?

What name have you given your horse?"
Stud!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm off to eat my lemon drizzle cake as I have had the usual response.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

"I'm off to eat my lemon drizzle cake as I have had the usual response."

FaF

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I'm off to eat my lemon drizzle cake as I have had the usual response."

I join you as I've had the same

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

They had travelled,

Via Stockport, Glasgow and all the other places (that really do exist!)

North, South, East and West I sought them

I was riding my white charger (a horse)

Is this romantic enough?

What name have you given your horse? Stud!"

Good name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get me coat

Don't send a search party I'll survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They had travelled,

Via Stockport, Glasgow and all the other places (that really do exist!)

North, South, East and West I sought them

I was riding my white charger (a horse)

Is this romantic enough?

What name have you given your horse? Stud!

Good name

. "
Alright!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get me coat

Don't send a search party I'll survive

"
You sure? I'm doing alright here if I can get to Florida!

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I'll get me coat

Don't send a search party I'll survive

Oh damn I've send one shall I cancel it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get me coat

Don't send a search party I'll survive

Oh damn I've send one shall I cancel it

Yes please.im scoffing 10 mars bars to feed my depression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna go have a scone with butter n jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please

I asked them and they said not to tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m gonna go have a scone with butter n jam

I'm having a beer, I didn't get a response either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets see then ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m gonna go have a scone with butter n jam

I'm having a beer, I didn't get a response either"

Least we’re not alone in that then, I’ve had a beer too, just fancied a scone

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over a year ago

"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please

Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff

Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.

Team work makes the dream work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please

Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff

Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.

Team work makes the dream work

Do we get a little suck before we’re burnt and pushed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please

Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff

Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.

Team work makes the dream work

Do we get a little suck before we’re burnt and pushed?

How do you think you lured up to the cliff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only lady within regular distance and she ain't interested, #sadviolinmusicface

This one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m single... I’m in if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please

Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff

Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.

Team work makes the dream work

Do we get a little suck before we’re burnt and pushed?

How do you think you lured up to the cliff

I’m in. I’ll take my chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does fab single count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping in for a nose around...

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I'm in

But dont think many near me on forums

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over a year ago

"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please

Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff

Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.

Team work makes the dream work

Do we get a little suck before we’re burnt and pushed?

How do you think you lured up to the cliff

I’m in. I’ll take my chances

C'mon then, gerrup that hill! Blowjob galore awaits you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, local only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only lady within regular distance and she ain't interested, #sadviolinmusicface

This one

Yes that 1.haha tell me how

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

"There is only lady within regular distance and she ain't interested, #sadviolinmusicface

This one

Yes that 1.haha tell me how

( Violin )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many fab singles it's unreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in, waves says hello....

Wanders away to tidy up the man cave

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"So many fab singles it's unreal

Nope...its real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a roll call for men in the wonderful world of fab who are single, genuine and looking for something more regular...

I have a group of women who are looking for the above and ready to get chatting in preparation for the end of lockdown.

(Please note: no one is looking to meet before it is allowed)

Please join us if you feel you fit into this request

Women looking for the above please also join in

Can I join please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many fab singles it's unreal

Nope...its real.

Unfortunately.

This is why I find it hard to find a regular fabber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell us the names of this group woman please OP before I decide if I’m in or not please

Honestly... It's actually a coven, a shit list is being cast and anyone on it gets set on fire and pushed off a cliff

Well a couple of us do the burning, some do the pushing, the others do the casting.

Team work makes the dream work

Do we get a little suck before we’re burnt and pushed?

How do you think you lured up to the cliff

I’m in. I’ll take my chances

C'mon then, gerrup that hill! Blowjob galore awaits you

Shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am definitely putting my hat in the ring....is that even a saying....anyways I would like to be considered if any ladies are on the lookout....stay safe all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only lady within regular distance and she ain't interested, #sadviolinmusicface

This one

Yes that 1.haha tell me how

( Violin ) "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a roll call for men in the wonderful world of fab who are single, genuine and looking for something more regular...

I have a group of women who are looking for the above and ready to get chatting in preparation for the end of lockdown.

(Please note: no one is looking to meet before it is allowed)

Please join us if you feel you fit into this request

Women looking for the above please also join in

Are you single OP?

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