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I'm now o so lazy because....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can we start a 'I've become so lazy because.......'

I'll start.

I've become so lazy, I do bicep curls with the remote control.

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

ive become so lazy because of a lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have become so lazy because I do not get enough sexercise anymore

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I've become so lazy, I can't even be arsed to Google what 'bicep curls' means.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Can’t even be arsed with this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so lazy I've stopped breathing

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Can we start a 'I've become so lazy because.......'

I'll start.

I've become so lazy, I do bicep curls with the remote control."

HA

iv become so lazy the only dips I do is biscuits into nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we start a 'I've become so lazy because...."

Of my newfound love of salted crisps and peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha, all funny, great job, especially googling bicep curls...

Treat yourselves to a walk to the fridge.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"I've become so lazy because......."

I keep getting anemia.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've become so lazy that some days taking the lid of the toothpaste counts as my daily excercise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i haven't become lazy because i still walk and do sit ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so lazy cant even be arsed to wank anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, we've tried to keep going.

Mrs = 25k walks this week.

Mr = 10k run.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope, we've tried to keep going.

Mrs = 25k walks this week.

Mr = 10k run. "

Nice, but this thread is for us lazy people to wallow in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm so lazy cant even be arsed to wank anymore"

I'm with you on that one. I've just lost the zeal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've become so lazy that some days taking the lid of the toothpaste counts as my daily excercise "

Manual or electric brush? If manual, that counts as movement which is now the new exercise for us lush lazy lot.

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas


"Can we start a 'I've become so lazy because....

Of my newfound love of salted crisps and peanut butter "

god I hope that isn't together?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah, can't see how that duo could work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Can we start a 'I've become so lazy because.......'

I'll start.

I've become so lazy, I do bicep curls with the remote control."

Seriously iv become soooooo lazy the only running I do is a hot bubbly bath to soak drink red wine in

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We get the kids to wash up, cut the lawn and vacuum, advantages of them growing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We get the kids to wash up, cut the lawn and vacuum, advantages of them growing up "
lol yes unpaid slave labour never managed to achieve that with mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We get the kids to wash up, cut the lawn and vacuum, advantages of them growing up "

Yes, we're loving the grey economy right now.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I've become so lazy that some days taking the lid of the toothpaste counts as my daily excercise "

Iv become so lazy that leaning forward for my beer is a full abs workout

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've become so lazy that some days taking the lid of the toothpaste counts as my daily excercise

Iv become so lazy that leaning forward for my beer is a full abs workout "

I feel you on that one. Sit ups are when I get up off my bed.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I've become so lazy that some days taking the lid of the toothpaste counts as my daily excercise

Iv become so lazy that leaning forward for my beer is a full abs workout

I feel you on that one. Sit ups are when I get up off my bed."

Damn

Iv become soooooo lazy

I used to lift heavy on the chest press

I now struggles with the garlic press

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've become so lazy that some days taking the lid of the toothpaste counts as my daily excercise

Iv become so lazy that leaning forward for my beer is a full abs workout

I feel you on that one. Sit ups are when I get up off my bed.

Damn

Iv become soooooo lazy

I used to lift heavy on the chest press

I now struggles with the garlic press "

You're commendable for making it to the kitchen to even press garlic, let alone make a meal. Or is pressing garlic your new go to work out for your hands?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I've become so lazy that some days taking the lid of the toothpaste counts as my daily excercise

Iv become so lazy that leaning forward for my beer is a full abs workout

I feel you on that one. Sit ups are when I get up off my bed.

Damn

Iv become soooooo lazy

I used to lift heavy on the chest press

I now struggles with the garlic press

You're commendable for making it to the kitchen to even press garlic, let alone make a meal. Or is pressing garlic your new go to work out for your hands? "

Make a meal

God no !!!!!!

I just like garlic and I'm too lazy to chew

Just so happens peeling and pressing the garlic is a full body workout

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