FabSwingers.com forum: 94 seconds

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So the advert for ebay says that 94 seconds changes your life, how pissed off would you be if your partner only lasts 94 seconds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So the advert for ebay says that 94 seconds changes your life, how pissed off would you be if your partner only lasts 94 seconds?"

On Ebay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just to be more clear the advert on tv for ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to be more clear the advert on tv for ebay"

Confused!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"So the advert for ebay says that 94 seconds changes your life, how pissed off would you be if your partner only lasts 94 seconds?"

I thought that when I see the ad. But my second husband was like that so just dismissed it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So the advert for ebay says that 94 seconds changes your life, how pissed off would you be if your partner only lasts 94 seconds?"

What ever happened to quality over quantity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

94 seconds including foreplay and a cig afterwards ... Top guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could beat his record? I can do it in 90 secs!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"So the advert for ebay says that 94 seconds changes your life, how pissed off would you be if your partner only lasts 94 seconds?"

...94 more seconds than my partner has lasted in the last 10 years.

That lazy, ficticious shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be asking for seller credit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be devastated if anyone I played with lasted only that amount of time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be devastated if anyone I played with lasted only that amount of time lol"

It has happened to us a few times

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

94 seconds pfffftttt I can easily beat that

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"So the advert for ebay says that 94 seconds changes your life, how pissed off would you be if your partner only lasts 94 seconds?"

Not many men you can time soft boiled quails eggs to.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

That soggy biscuit training has worked wonders

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

The book is open. Who can beat 90 seconds

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By *ovestrapMan
over a year ago

London

"So the advert for ebay says that 94 seconds changes your life, how pissed off would you be if your partner only lasts 94 seconds?"

I think it was refering to the tile it took to do the test.

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london

That long

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

94 seconds I would be happy with that..

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I would be happy with 94 seconds lol

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Sounds like a marathon session to me.

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By *he doctorXXXMan
over a year ago

heysham

Times money. I'm used to working fast so can beat that easy.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Happened to me once. I was giving him head, don't think he even lasted 94 seconds.

That was disappointing enough, but then he kicked me out of the hotel room without even a fingering for my trouble.

I was fucking raging until I was on my train home when suddenly I saw the funny side of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The book is open. Who can beat 90 seconds

"Pandaman".... what a fab friend of mine called a guy who travelled 60 miles to meet her. She gave him a drink and a few nibbles before heading to bedroom...as the clothes started to come off he basicall shot his load before getting his trollies off. Poor guy grabbed his stuff and legged it...hence her nickname..."Eats, shoots and leaves"

Just meant I got a call a couple of minutes later (we lived couple of hundred yards away at the time). Three minutes later she was at mine and literally tearing my clothes off....God she was gagging for it....made a mess of my quilt tho...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happened to me once. I was giving him head, don't think he even lasted 94 seconds.

That was disappointing enough, but then he kicked me out of the hotel room without even a fingering for my trouble.

I was fucking raging until I was on my train home when suddenly I saw the funny side of it."

That could mean that you just give Earth-shatteringly good head........

Friend request on the way!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Happened to me once. I was giving him head, don't think he even lasted 94 seconds.

That was disappointing enough, but then he kicked me out of the hotel room without even a fingering for my trouble.

I was fucking raging until I was on my train home when suddenly I saw the funny side of it.

That could mean that you just give Earth-shatteringly good head........

Friend request on the way!

Not good enough where he lost control of his hands and couldn't get me off...

I'm good, but I'm not "total paralysis" good

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