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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Not a fat lot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? "
pub crawl last night god my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back!

I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.

'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.

I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.

That's the highlight of my lockdown so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? pub crawl last night god my head

I think I saw you at Soho last night, scoring left, right and center!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? pub crawl last night god my head

I think I saw you at Soho last night, scoring left, right and center!

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really you've got to get yourself ti specsavers soon as they open........ i mean seeing is important right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? pub crawl last night god my head

I think I saw you at Soho last night, scoring left, right and center!

really you've got to get yourself ti specsavers soon as they open........ i mean seeing is important right

Feeling is more important once the lights go off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back!

I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.

'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.

I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.

That's the highlight of my lockdown so far

You had a lucky escape or maybe Cecil did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? pub crawl last night god my head

I think I saw you at Soho last night, scoring left, right and center!

really you've got to get yourself ti specsavers soon as they open........ i mean seeing is important right

Feeling is more important once the lights go off!

"
feelings yes i love feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back!

I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.

'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.

I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.

That's the highlight of my lockdown so far

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you bare foot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back!

I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.

'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.

I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.

That's the highlight of my lockdown so far

You had a lucky escape or maybe Cecil did

Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back!

I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.

'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.

I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.

That's the highlight of my lockdown so far

you bare foot?

No, I was wearing socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome back!

I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.

'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.

I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.

That's the highlight of my lockdown so far

you bare foot?

No, I was wearing socks

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ahhhh see that makes all the difference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back!

I got assaulted by Cecil the Snail yesterday... Brave critter crawled over my foot as I was brushing the dog.

'As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death' was a very appropiate thought.

I rescued him and put him in safety. Silly Cecil.

That's the highlight of my lockdown so far

You had a lucky escape or maybe Cecil did

Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles

He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles

He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now

Noooo, not Cecil, he might stage a peaceful protest but not an all out war, he's a pacifist who does not believe in combat by force or coercion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles

He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now

Noooo, not Cecil, he might stage a peaceful protest but not an all out war, he's a pacifist who does not believe in combat by force or coercion

He might just peacefully munch on your lettuce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles

He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now

Noooo, not Cecil, he might stage a peaceful protest but not an all out war, he's a pacifist who does not believe in combat by force or coercion

He might just peacefully munch on your lettuce

Lots of nice green leaves in my garden he can nibble on, he aint having my lettuce!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles

He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now

Noooo, not Cecil, he might stage a peaceful protest but not an all out war, he's a pacifist who does not believe in combat by force or coercion

He might just peacefully munch on your lettuce

Lots of nice green leaves in my garden he can nibble on, he aint having my lettuce!

He might be fussy and only want your lettuce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? "

Actually looking better with a tan...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Welcome back

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back

Thank you, you ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back

Thank you, how are you?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Welcome back

Thank you, how are you? "

Very well thank you

good to see you back

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Welcome back

Thank you, you ok?

So so the joys of London life !

Hope you’re doing well ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Welcome back. If we're talking about being attacked by garden critters, I pushed up to Sainsbury's yesterday after sitting in the garden. At the checkout, I could feel a lump in the back of my shirt. It was a massive shield bug that must have been down my shirt for over an hour (time to push up, wait in the queue and do the shopping). It ended up on the floor in Sainsbury's

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Well ..... first it was great.

Second the house is clean.

Third... I watched ALLLLLLLLL the shows.

Fourth.... I got totally fucking bored of Covid jokes being sent to my phone

Fifth .... I stare out of the window at people.

Sixth.... I lick windows

Seventh... I LOVE the fucking humongous queues at supermarkets where you can see people.

Eighth ....... I talk to people in the supermarket.

Ninth .... I try to abduct people from six feet

Tenth .... I smile at the postman.

Bleach spraying my steps and knockers n knobs..... Who'd have thought i'd have EVER have had the time..... eh ?

What did YOU do O.P. in the time you've been away ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Disclaimer ...... site wouldn't let me post kid nap but let me post abduct.... site needs a thesaurus.

Disclaimer 2. I meant postperson .....cos she's actually a short fat blonde woman, not a man....... sigh .... person .... post person.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? "

Women now love receiving unsolicited dick pics, “you know who you are” doesn’t know who they are, and nobody is looking for ‘professionals’ any more because we’re all unemployed.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Good to see you back op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Cecil needs to pipe down and choose his battles

He might be assembling his army and plotting your down fall right now

Noooo, not Cecil, he might stage a peaceful protest but not an all out war, he's a pacifist who does not believe in combat by force or coercion

He might just peacefully munch on your lettuce

Lots of nice green leaves in my garden he can nibble on, he aint having my lettuce!

He might be fussy and only want your lettuce "

He can't have my lettuce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well ..... first it was great.

Second the house is clean.

Third... I watched ALLLLLLLLL the shows.

Fourth.... I got totally fucking bored of Covid jokes being sent to my phone

Fifth .... I stare out of the window at people.

Sixth.... I lick windows

Seventh... I LOVE the fucking humongous queues at supermarkets where you can see people.

Eighth ....... I talk to people in the supermarket.

Ninth .... I try to abduct people from six feet

Tenth .... I smile at the postman.

Bleach spraying my steps and knockers n knobs..... Who'd have thought i'd have EVER have had the time..... eh ?

What did YOU do O.P. in the time you've been away ?

Got back to fitness mainly, the other stuff was dull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back

Thank you, you ok?

So so the joys of London life !

Hope you’re doing well ? "

I’m good, just using the time to keep fit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back

Thank you, how are you?

Very well thank you

good to see you back "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome Back you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome Back you!

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost at monopoly... And I was playing on my own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lost at monopoly... And I was playing on my own"

That’s when you know things are bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kettle is getting burnt out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can’t have too much tea

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Welcome back!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Welcome back! Show us your penis!"

Yeah!

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down? "

Welcome back wondered were u gone

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Welcome back! Show us your penis!

Yeah!

I normally save the second bit for PM, but... wouldn't say no, if it was on offer like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi I’ve ventured back after a bit of a break, what’s been happening to you all during lock down?

Welcome back wondered were u gone

Needed to have a break

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